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From Twitter 06-29-2010

  • 10:06:31: RT @SteveOnBroadway: 12 more Broadway shows have been announced for the 2010-11 Theatrical Season, but there are no theatres or venues y …
  • 13:41:41: RT @grabman: A visual guide to the season finales for Doctor Who since 2005: tinyurl.com/dwfinales
  • 16:08:06: …Holy shamoley. Is Amazon down? I’m searching for an appropriate metaphor, but all I can hear is “RELEASE THE KRAKEN.”
  • 16:58:20: RT @JaneEspenson: Young @thejoelstein masters the xenophobia of an earlier time. Deplore this: http://bit.ly/dnDiLY (via @TheSpindleSh …
  • 17:53:12: What a wonderful story! Couple married after 62-year engagement: http://bit.ly/bxdfnd
  • 18:23:57: @beckyh2112 I’d be happy to help! I’ll be on in about an hour and a half.
  • 18:53:14: RT @cinematical: Shyamalan Rants About ‘Airbender’ and Racism http://bit.ly/dmAJEq (via @cleolinda) // Dance, dance!
  • 20:29:44: @beckyh2112 Sorry I’m late! I’m on now!
  • 23:47:23: Essay is in the hands of my editor! I declare TWITTERBRATION! Give me your most epic macros! BRING FORTH THE VUVUZELAS! http://bit.ly/97ISK9
  • 23:50:02: And now, to attend to every other part of my life that has been neglected!
  • 23:55:09: @Dark_Puck Come, my minions, rise for your master! Let your vuvuzelas bleat!

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From Twitter 06-28-2010

  • 09:12:45: BEST MORNING EVER! Finished penultimate draft of my essay and sent it off to betas, and discovered that laundromat was still in business!
  • 09:14:30: My favourite jeans are not lost to the universe! The laundromat has just been having serious phone issues. Shall pick up stuff tomorrow.
  • 09:16:35: @Asselberghs I believe everything is sold out, but you’ll have to email them and ask. We’re not privy to that information.
  • 09:53:49: via @jbkuma: For all my dear budget minded foodies: http://brokeassgourmet.com/ Stuff on there for carnivores and veggies alike!
  • 10:01:03: Can you hear the vuvuzelas, Clarice? #worldcup
  • 10:06:26: Dear Priscilla, Your writing is in the hands of people you respect and respect you in return.
  • 10:06:30: They’ll applaud it where it should be applauded and help you improve the stuff that’s still weak. What are you afraid of? Love, me
  • 10:36:59: @fredhicks HAIL TEAM EVIL HAT!
  • 12:17:49: Dear Priscilla, Relax, you dweeb. You’ve got folks looking out for you. Breathe. Listen to some music. Be happy. :D Love, me
  • 12:22:30: Annie Chun’s Roasted Seaweed Snacks are pure crack.
  • 12:55:38: @rdp1973 Essay for an anthology. Not sure if I’m clear to discuss topic in public. But I’m excited!
  • 13:59:51: It’s food o’clock! But where is the food? *compulsively eats more seaweed snacks*
  • 16:09:39: @ksmccarthy24 *glompcuddles* Let me know if I can do anything to cheer you up in the meantime!
  • 17:49:23: @Esperacchius Dude, keep us updated! Hope you’re getting the help you need.
  • 18:45:26: via @jbkuma: Lawyers ordered to play Rock-Paper-Scissors http://bit.ly/7niyH
  • 23:22:51: My roommate made zucchini bread. She is not allowed to go back to California at the end of the summer.
  • 23:31:04: Tonight, my essay was betaed in stereo by @ksmccarthy24 and @longshotauthor. The world is awesome. Thanks so much, Kat and Jim!

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From Twitter 06-27-2010

  • 09:30:54: @gypsyjr They are you from an alternate timestream! #wibblywobblytimeywimeystuff
  • 10:15:28: RT @BreakingNews: Ohio couple discovers their 6-year-old daughter is on U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s no-fly list – The Times h …
  • 10:20:00: Let’s see if I can still write with the #worldcup on! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, http://bit.ly/9vwNvV
  • 10:21:16: #GER scores! Come on, #ENG!
  • 10:22:50: Partially-retracted scope!
  • 10:29:16: Wow! For a second, I could hear crowd chanting over the drone of vuvuzelas!
  • 10:39:12: WHERE’S THE LINESMAN ON THAT ONE? That was IN! #worldcup
  • 10:47:55: Ha! Dudes dressed as Knights Templar! Can we have dudes dressed as Cheesy Vampires and Butterflies, too?
  • 10:50:15: I am so in favor of giving refs access to video replay. Even when bad calls come out in my team’s favor, it frustrates me.
  • 11:39:53: @fourteenacross INORITE?!?!?!!
  • 12:26:17: RT @GailSimone: I think if you’re not offending bigots, you’re not doing life right.
  • 13:21:09: RT @DoctorLongscarf: “The Big Bang” is by far the best Doctor Who series finale ever. Ever. ah -ah- ah …Shh. No debate – EVER. #doctorwho
  • 19:49:06: Hostess at Blossom could be Gwen Cooper’s hippie vegan American sister.
  • 21:36:57: No Leverage for Cellies until they finish their writing. If anyone spoils me, I will tell Parker you messed with her Bunny.
  • 21:40:11: Seitan Scaloppini at Blossom is an ARIA. #maybealittlevegetarian #frenchcuisinekillsbunnies #ARTCRAWL

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From Twitter 06-26-2010

  • 00:21:33: @myyrdneopia …Except how you were right. Both times. I should probably get some sleep, yeah?
  • 00:24:14: RT @Comic_Con: 2 BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS! #1: MON. 6/28 10am PDT Additional Hotel/Badge packages go on sale! More info on Monday #SDCC
  • 00:24:27: RT @Comic_Con: ANNOUNCEMENT #2: MON. 6/28, 12pm PDT Additional badges will go on sale! More info on Monday #SDCC
  • 00:31:50: @greenreader09 Yup! And all the delicious, healthy, occasionally vegan even through I’m not vegetarian things are invited!
  • 00:42:08: Peej negotiating with studios to direct the Hobbit! Is it Christmas? http://bit.ly/dwf57Q
  • 00:47:04: RT @BrandonSandrson: I’ll also be signing at Borders in San Diego on July 25th with Patrick Rothfuss and Brent Weeks. I’ll update my eve …
  • 01:06:01: Gah! So @BrandonSandrson *is* coming to SDCC? Wish I’d had time to do a Vin costume. Wonder if he’ll be at NYCC…
  • 01:08:41: Of course, dressing as a @BrandonSandrson char while hanging out with @longshotauthor at NYCC may introduce a hole in the fabric of reality.
  • 01:12:17: @ksmccarthy24 Having never seen DS9, I keep thinking of Miles Vorkosigan. My mind goes strange places.
  • 01:14:54: There! RIght there! You see what you’re doing? That, my dear, is called procrastination. Get to work or get to sleep, Priscilla.
  • 01:16:10: @ksmccarthy24 Is he a deadly and unpredictable midget? Does he know the Vorplacidas?
  • 01:21:39: @ksmccarthy24 Aww, the spoiler! What a cutie.
  • 10:26:50: @SheckyX Yes. Honestly.
  • 11:30:49: Down scope!
  • 15:10:50: Oh, man, you guys. Fandom is awesome. *flings love at it, then retreats once more to the land of WRITING LIKE MAD*
  • 15:12:29: @rdp1973 Yup! I added it to Jim’s store a few weeks ago: http://jim-butcher.com/store/
  • 16:44:08: Surfaced briefly to begin UK teleportation process and glance at Twitter. Wow, I wish I were watching the #worldcup! But scope stays down.
  • 17:47:53: Emerging briefly from hermitage because IT’S SATURDAY! http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4mnj5PEHF1qziulwo1_400.gif
  • 18:46:54: DOCTA WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Heck yes, that’s how you do a #doctorwho finale! ilu every character ever! THANK YOU, MOFF.
  • 18:50:54: Guys, I was so excited during #doctorwho that I had to pause it and go to the bathroom. I am a quivering chihuahua of JOY.
  • 19:03:46: @DC_Zol “…in space.”
  • 19:04:24: @rekjackson *teleports to you* *HUGS YOU* *teleports away*
  • 19:04:51: @rekjackson *teleports back* *steals a sip of tea from your Jack mug* *teleports away again*
  • 19:08:11: @ksmccarthy24 I support these choices 100%!
  • 19:13:51: RT @scottlynch78: QUEEN OF THE IRON SANDS Chapter 5, “On Martian Wings,” is now complete: http://www.scottlynch.us/sandschapters/5.html
  • 19:33:37: @holajupiter Ooh, sweet! I need to get around to doing that, too. I’ll probably have time in… *checks calendar* 2053.
  • 19:35:07: @SappySwami I’ve never heard that term before. What does it mean?
  • 19:37:44: RT @KevinConn Here is the FINAL “Lava-Roid” movie poster made by the very talented @Eamon_ :) http://twitpic.com/206xme // SWEET!!!
  • 19:38:36: @fourteenacross Because when there’s something strange in your neighborhood, Torchwood will only make it WORSE.
  • 19:46:59: @SappySwami Yay drunk Keiths! Carry on!
  • 19:49:53: I think I’m going to bring Molly, Wendy, and Delirium to SDCC. Any howling objections?
  • 19:54:03: RT @ksmccarthy24: Patrick Stewart just got a billion times awesomer. http://tinyurl.com/32uaym8 http://tinyurl.com/2wlalwm
  • 20:19:29: RT @drewtoothpaste: RT this tweet #retweet
  • 20:21:17: @SappySwami “You’re telling me you had eighteen Egg McMuffins on a weekend trip, Jenkins?” “I was very hungry, sir.”
  • 20:25:38: Okay, scope is down once more!
  • 23:15:45: RT @longcat333: long
  • 23:15:48: RT @longcat222: is
  • 23:15:51: RT @longcat111: longcat

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From Twitter 06-25-2010

  • 08:22:53: @ksmccarthy24 Absolutely! You are a goddess at editing, and I would jump at the chance to sing your praises.
  • 09:32:15: Slept through my alarm.The alarm screen was still on 30 min later (proof I didn’t turn it off), and Mom heard it going off in the next room.
  • 11:02:15: Ha! Brazillian coworker not coming to work today. Wonder why?
  • 12:48:39: Wow, Goldstar, way to be skeevy. Free tickets to an already inexpensive charity benefit concert? Who does that?
  • 14:11:50: Chickpea soup w/ falafel, za’atar, and tahini. Smoothie w/ sweet cherry, acai, blueberry, pomegranate, and ginger agave. #stillnotvegetarian
  • 14:13:58: @ksmccarthy24 You are a terribly wonderful person!
  • 14:15:23: RT @feliciaday: Season 4 of The Guild premieres on Xbox/MSN/Zune July 13th. They are our awesome sponsors along with Sprint again! Our C …
  • 14:19:58: RT @KevinConn: Make-A-Wish makes a Millennium Falcon :) http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/makeawish_millennium_falcon_ge.php #starwars
  • 15:59:17: RT @WhiteCollarUSA: Willie says cast sings a lot between takes. “We’re basically doing a crime version of Glee but you don’t get to see …
  • 15:59:27: RT @WhiteCollarUSA: Willie: Mozzie and “Mrs. Suit” will have more scenes together in Season Two.
  • 16:01:01: Regarding previous two retweets: Have I mentioned today how I adore @WhiteCollarUSA? Because it should be said at least four times daily.
  • 16:04:53: @seananmcguire Feed + @james_gunn = YES, PLEASE. I just pictured @NathanFillion as Senator Ryman. There may have been a squeak.
  • 16:08:34: RT @mightykatemusic: Don’t forget my twitter secret -I have a Full Band w/Strings Bday Bash on FRI 7/9 – 9pm! Spread the word downlow & …
  • 16:59:47: @AnneSowards That’s my second favourite! I like Miles’ Frankenstein. Disappointing–the winner was one of my bottom three.
  • 17:22:12: I have been struck by a sudden urge to make an Alera board for Risk-clone warfish.net. Maybe after I put these deadlines past me…
  • 18:57:37: Why do I answer the phone at 6:53 on a Friday evening? Why do I do it? I’m never going home, am I?
  • 19:56:27: RT @blazeorama: http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2010/24jun_lunareclipse/
  • 20:09:22: WHAT THE HELL. They made me stay late on a Friday to fix a character that didn’t need to be updated tonight? Oh, screw you guys!
  • 22:43:26: @myyrdneopia And Maratea! And the land north of the Shieldwall. These are *Alerans*, after all. :D
  • 23:31:22: @myyrdneopia You’re in luck! My brain translated it as “Canea.” If you must slip up, slip up around the sleep-deprived. We’ll never notice!

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From Twitter 06-24-2010

  • 00:14:09: Hey, Priscilla! Did you notice you forgot to eat dinner tonight? Maybe that’s part of the reason your energy is flagging as you write.
  • 09:46:41: Oh my god, I am so tired. I’ve told the rambling story of my morning to two coworkers without them realizing I was talking to them.
  • 09:54:55: Stunning lightning storm over Chicago last night: http://bit.ly/agAla2 What’s Harry up to, @longshotauthor?
  • 11:42:03: Haha, love today’s Dinosaur Comics: http://tinyurl.com/2vgqa3s
  • 13:54:19: White bean salad and Hummus of the Gods! #stillnotvegetarian #noseriouslythehummushaspastirmaonit
  • 14:33:32: @ksmccarthy24 BOOYEAH! Fingers crossed for you, loffie.
  • 14:40:43: RT @cleolinda: Guys, you can stop emailing me now. Robert Pattinson and Dracula are distant relatives: http://tinyurl.com/277w74p
  • 15:31:29: RT @cleolinda: RT victoriastrauss Stephenie Meyer admits she’s “burned out” on vampires. Hey, what about the rest of us? http://tinyurl. …
  • 17:54:24: My mom just called and asked if there was a Starbucks near me. Oh, mom! http://twitpic.com/1zn166
  • 22:31:43: @rubahness The illustrations were from the BRILLIANT “Molesworth” by Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle.
  • 22:56:50: @ksmccarthy24 SWEET. It’s perfect for you, hon! You’ll be brilliant!
  • 22:57:03: Okay, sleep, you win.

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From Twitter 06-23-2010

  • 00:07:26: @fredhicks How Zany!
  • 00:25:56: RT @GeekTyrant: Must Have Bruce Campbell Soup Labels http://bit.ly/asLhaz
  • 09:40:06: Oh, wow! Check out this article on London’s “Secret Cinema”–and they’re expanding to Brooklyn! http://bit.ly/cqzF3s
  • 09:48:31: RT @thinkgeek: HA! RT @adampknave: Actually I hear FOX is going to run @josswhedon’s bdays out of order, cause they feel it makes more s …
  • 10:03:57: RT @thinkgeek: We’d wish @josswhedon happy bday but we hear it’s gonna be cancelled. #savewhedonsbday
  • 10:26:45: Oh, man, I wish I could’ve recorded my coworkers’ wail of joy-to-horror as our goal was disallowed. It would’ve replaced the Wilhelm Scream.
  • 10:57:32: RT @cleolinda: RT @cnnbrk: Counties in Florida’s Panhandle say holdup to cleanup is BP http://on.cnn.com/dt3eao
  • 11:12:28: “Eddie! Cherundolo! IN SPACE!” –#WorldCup commentator is Jon Stewart in PITCH http://bit.ly/e4KOR
  • 11:27:00: RT @scottlynch78: SWORDS & DARK MAGIC is now available… if you don’t get a copy, small children will beat you up for your lunch money. …
  • 13:13:34: Awesome ARC contest at @seananmcguire’s LJ: http://seanan-mcguire.livejournal.com/248004.html
  • 17:02:13: RT @thevuvuzelahorn: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
  • 17:20:41: RT @dresdenfiles: A peek at the Evil Hat booth, complete with big stacks of the DFRPG! http://yfrog.com/0s56aij
  • 18:19:52: RT @FakeAPStylebook: raise/rise – You may try to raise people from the dead, but it’s up to them whether they rise.
  • 18:20:49: RT @hodgman: Wait. Is it the case that Oscar has been a time lord all along? AND THAT TRASH CAN IS HIS TARDIS?
  • 18:44:42: RT @AmandaMarcotte: http://bit.ly/9uQOHC What feminists mean when we say domestic violence isn’t taken seriously.
  • 20:26:30: RT @monkeyminion: SDCC Nerds! @paulandstorm, @wilw are putting together an EPIC #w00tstock show on 7/22. Go and see live nerdity! http: …
  • 20:42:15: #badmusicals Kiss Me, Spider Woman
  • 20:48:34: RT @CovertAffairs: Covert Affairs FACT: Valerie Plame Wilson was our Technical Advisor on the pilot.
  • 20:51:30: RT @PROMO_TWEET: THE US WORLD CUP TEAM APPRECIATES YOUR LOVE, AND KNOWS WHEN THIS IS OVER, YOU’LL STILL WATCH AMERICAN SOC- STOP LAUGHING.
  • 20:52:50: #badmusicals Maim
  • 20:53:28: #badmusicals Lornadoon
  • 20:57:36: Good news, @DresdenFiles fans! James Marsters will read the audio book of @longshotauthor’s SIDE JOBS, out 11/11! http://fb.me/Ah2qK66c
  • 21:03:46: @beckyh2112 It came out a few months ago. Grab it from our store: http://jim-butcher.com/store/?ptype=Audio+Book
  • 21:39:21: .@Nikki_From_CT I’d prefer “LENT.” #badmusicals
  • 21:49:29: RT @ToplessRobot Stand-Up Comedian Dan Teller schools audience on the best dinosaur http://bit.ly/9FN1zl

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From Twitter 06-22-2010

  • 00:01:14: @ksmccarthy24 *sporfle* Captain Jack Harkness, earning that “Worst Boss Ever” mug one day at a time.
  • 00:17:24: I’m not sure which take I love more: http://bit.ly/ao8YdK or http://bit.ly/7FrG0i
  • 00:26:50: @OKBJGM I consider that a missed opportunity to spit in his sauerkraut. Rat poison is another option.
  • 00:26:59: @OKBJGM Clearly, your dad didn’t think this “Dining with Hitler” thing though!
  • 00:36:24: Ha! Gave mattbomerfan.com permission to use my Paley photos, and the link was retweeted by @jeffeastin. Microfame!
  • 00:40:31: YUM! My coworker, who doubles as a health counselor, posted the recipe for her spectacular Raw Vegan Un-Cheese Dip: http://bit.ly/9r1ZUd
  • 00:42:29: @jimsissy Welcome back! Did you bring us presents?
  • 00:52:33: @Uilos NICE!
  • 00:52:56: @jimsissy Works for me!
  • 00:56:34: RT @YahooMovies: EXCLUSIVE: Watch Seth Rogen in the trailer premiere for ‘THE GREEN HORNET’ – http://yhoo.it/green-hornet // YES.
  • 07:20:20: Crap. Laundromat appears to be closed, taking with them a small heap of my favourite clothing. Should I check the thrift store next door?
  • 07:31:45: Tomorrow is Talk Like A Browncoat Day! Shiny.
  • 07:41:54: @Dark_Puck May I join in your crazy? It sounds like a fun place to be.
  • 07:49:49: RT @SaraBareilles: Today’s da day! “King of Anything” and Pre-order available on itunes! RT if you like puppies and candy and breathing …
  • 08:01:20: Some great infographics: If San Francisco Crime were Elevation http://bit.ly/911VZ8 and Map of Geotagged Photos http://bit.ly/9ofXxL
  • 08:21:27: I smell a peach, and I want it. But it’s my roommate’s, and she’s not awake for permission-asking. Life is pain.
  • 09:55:18: Ha! Ooh, xkcd is painfully true yet again today. http://www.xkcd.com/756/
  • 09:58:18: Accidentally left my cell at home. If anyone needs to contact me and was planning on calling/texting, go by email instead.
  • 10:03:25: Creating a 3D character using image reference of a guy a coworker swears has been on romance novel covers. Ah, job!
  • 10:06:33: @Jamie1km I will pretend that I received this tweet IN THE YEAR THREE THOUSAND. What’s the weather like in your millennium?
  • 11:08:14: WOOHOO! @nkjemisin’s Yeine came in 2nd place to Firefly’s Zoe in Con Or Bust’s Characters of Color Fantasy Faceoff! http://bit.ly/aN6Vyc
  • 11:39:12: Commentator: “They’re almost trying to… /suck/ that ball into the French net.” #worldcupeuphemisms
  • 11:41:33: @Dark_Puck *HEADDESK* I totally didn’t make that connection. I’d just seen an ad for “Knight & Day,” which features Riley Finn from Buffy.
  • 12:48:34: Join the LJ charity auction for Gulf spill relief! http://community.livejournal.com/gulf_aid_now/
  • 16:33:08: RT @sawaboof: Really? Suing McDonald’s because Happy Meal Toys encourage poor eating? Don’t have kids if you can’t be a parent. http://m …
  • 20:51:17: Dude! My roommate is totally watching “Angel” in her room! I knew she was awesome, but I did not know the extent!
  • 22:27:52: Blown away by my uncle’s generosity. The unfailing support he and my aunt provide is truly humbling. Thank you, Uncle Lew.

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From Twitter 06-21-2010

  • 00:01:45: @KevinConn GORGEOUS!
  • 00:16:57: Oh, too perfect. New external hard drive’s brand is “LaCie.” Are my new HD, laptop, and iPhone going to be Lacey, Wendy, and iDa? @OKBJGM
  • 00:19:43: @ksmccarthy24 First image expired, but second is adorable!
  • 00:29:01: @ksmccarthy24 HOVERLLAMA.
  • 00:31:07: Oh, man. @longshotauthor sure knows how to banish a girl’s bad mood. I am filled with anticipatory glee!
  • 00:31:58: Also, @ksmccarthy24 gave me llamas. Llamas spit upon bad moods and trample them with their llama hooves! Thank you, Kat!
  • 00:58:34: @boymonster I shall say to you what I said to @longshotauthor: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • 00:59:40: @etherius All will be explained in time! No idea how much time, but eventually!
  • 09:39:06: Methinks http://www.onlocationvacations.com/ is going to be a potentially awesome resource for Project Teddybear.
  • 09:41:17: @terioncalling Steampunk Avengers?
  • 10:22:03: http://onion.com/dkwWFJ via @TheOnion – South African Vuvuzela Philharmonic Angered By Soccer Games Breaking Out During Concerts
  • 13:11:05: At the happiest place on earth, the Apple Store, to hand off my baby. Admiring the latest batch of shinies.
  • 13:12:06: Know what? It’s silly to wait a month for my current warranty to expire. I’m going to get my new laptop today!
  • 13:27:47: @fernehalwes 17″ Mac Book Pro!
  • 13:31:13: @Dark_Puck Puckling, my dear, you know I love you. That said, ye gods, woman!
  • 14:48:24: 17″ Mac Book Pro with Intel core i7, 4GB RAM, and a 500GB hard drive. I think I’ll call her “Wendy.”
  • 14:48:51: @meg_evonne The latter! New computers are happy!
  • 14:54:50: @OKBJGM Ha! Or Baby HADAR. Or the obvious uMaster.
  • 14:57:32: @Asselberghs I’m not a gamer, so I wouldn’t know. Portal works!
  • 15:13:38: “Spain playing a game you could just pour over your strawberries–a very sumptuous game indeed.” –Did the commentator really just say that?
  • 15:20:07: Woah! If Twitter’s count is accurate, I just hit 10,000! How many tweets do you have to write before you can trade them for a social life?
  • 15:38:14: “Spanish eyes are smiling now!” –This commentator is kind of crazy and amazing.
  • 17:20:24: My mom just used “SQUEE!” in an email. I have the coolest mom ever. :D
  • 23:17:42: @sue_sue4 Yup. Corrupted RAM stick. They’re ordering me a replacement, so the old comp will be totally resellable.
  • 23:35:10: I have over an hour’s worth of software updates to download. Methinks I need to stop automatically clicking past those screens.
  • 23:49:11: Hey, state of my birth? This is why I’m not moving back to you: http://bit.ly/cOyqWy (Subject line misleading, but blog post jaw-dropping)
  • 23:51:05: @Dark_Puck …Has Anon *met* fandom? There’s some epic stupid here, alongside the epic smart. Some of it can be found on f_s.
  • 23:52:16: @OKBJGM Did your dad pretend to go to the restroom and leave Hitler with the check? That’s what I’d do.
  • 23:54:30: @destroythemeek I have never felt so protected!
  • 23:57:09: @leverus That website is the cruelest metaphor for life imaginable.
  • 23:58:27: @fredhicks “This house… is clean!”
  • 23:58:59: RT @BPGlobalPR: Make them pay please! – Retweet this & @Bing will donate $10 to @CNN’s Gulf Telethon up to $100K. #BingforGulf #cnnhelpgulf

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From Twitter 06-20-2010

  • 10:42:40: HAPPY FATHER’S DAY to the most generous, considerate, inspirational, loving father any little girl could ask for. I love you, Daddy.
  • 10:51:00: And Happy Father’s Day to all the dads: @fredhicks, @longshotauthor, @beyondabsurdity, @Jamie1km, @boymonster, @rdonoghue, and @epicflail!
  • 12:12:51: “A successful murder is like a successful restaurant: Ninety percent of it is about location, location, location.” — John Marcone
  • 12:12:55: In one month, Jim Butcher takes us inside the head of Gentleman Johnnie Marcone. It’s cold in there. Better bring a coat.
  • 12:13:00: Preorder “Dark and Stormy Knights,” containing the Marcone-POV short story “Even Hand,” at http://jim-butcher.com/store/
  • 12:57:27: @SheckyX Happy Cat-Daddy Day! Times five!
  • 14:27:48: National Anthems! The one time in the game we don’t hear vuvuzelas!
  • 14:29:13: I shall be supporting BRAZIL. Bring it, boys! #worldcup
  • 15:07:16: I like the term “Ivorians.” Much better than “Ivory Coasters,” which sounds like something you’d inherit from a senile great-aunt.
  • 15:30:53: Bwaha! Bud Lite “Distract the Goalie” spot is GREAT!
  • 15:52:20: RT @Jamie1km: Gamer Browncoats! Here are the Jayne hat dice bags you can get from @ChestieLaRoux. You know you want one! http://twitpic. …
  • 16:21:06: @Dark_Puck I assume (s)he’s a troll.
  • 16:27:34: @Dark_Puck Preach it, anon!
  • 16:34:37: RT @cleolinda: Pratchett and Transworld launch writing competition: http://tinyurl.com/23uqloa
  • 16:56:22: BAHAHAA. Snoop Dogg’s musical tribute to True Blood: http://bit.ly/br3jRd
  • 17:04:33: CROWS AND BLOODY FURIES, CHRIS COLFER OF GLEE IS A NINJA ASSASSIN. THANK YOU, JESUS. http://bit.ly/cMocW1
  • 18:13:24: Hey, New Yorkers/@pulseJFK! Can you recommend an inexpensive restaurant good for HUGE groups within walking distance of the Javitz Center?
  • 19:22:28: Hey, Apple, you know what I didn’t need on a night I was going to finish an essay for a book? For my computer to refuse to turn on.
  • 19:25:02: Made appointment on roomie’s computer, as Apple Retail site impossible to naviagte on iPhone. Undying Apple love just choked on a pretzel.
  • 19:27:06: Breathe, Priscilla, and think of Chris Colfer as the Crowbegotten Batman.
  • 20:38:01: Nice Apple lady fixy big shiny electron box, make worky-worky. Suspect I may need to take it in for serious service soon.
  • 20:39:12: 3-year warranty expires in 40 days. Time for a new laptop?
  • 20:47:10: I don’t think slogans for legal firms should rhyme.
  • 21:10:38: FRAK. As soon as I get it home, it won’t turn on again.
  • 21:11:07: I even tried the little trick she taught me. Craaaaaaaap.
  • 21:49:19: THIS JUST IN: @SUE_SUE4 IS MY HERO FOREVER! She’s lending me her laptop until I can get mine fixed!
  • 21:50:40: I managed to get it on again, but it took me an hour. There’s no guarantee I’ll be able to get it on again in the morning.
  • 22:04:36: @Thumbelina137 *sporfle* Well played.
  • 22:47:56: @sue_sue4 That’s what the employee did. It didn’t want to wake up.
  • 23:42:08: I just realized all my towels are at the laundromat. And I need to wash my hair tomorrow morning. ARGH THIS DAY IS FIRED.
  • 23:49:40: How about Offler, Discworld’s crocodile god, to save the Bayou? @pattonoswalt #OtherPretendGodsForSarahPalinToPrayToFixTheGulf
  • 23:50:52: @Jamie1km HA! Reminds me of the URL for “Pen Island.”
  • 23:56:32: RT @gwpfarker: Make googly eyes @longshotauthor about steampunk Alera.//My eyes google for Furypunk but more so for his next secret project!

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