EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, high-def video of the 9 glorious minutes of Ratatouille Pixar released today. Oh, Pixar! Why won’t you hire me?

Speaking of Pixar and the godlike Brad Bird, Daily Bulletin speculates that Bird may have a hand in the John Carter of Mars movie. I was somewhat dismayed when I heard Disney/Pixar had bought the rights, as I loathed the book, but if Brad Bird were behind it? I have no doubt he could whip even that chauvinistic claptrap into brilliance. Kind of wish he’d do something original, though.

Edit: Apparently The Daily Bulletin is just super-gullible and bought into UpcomingPixar’s April Fools Day joke. Thank goodness!

In other news, Nathan Fillion is the most wonderful person ever