Ooh, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is on! Yay Crazypants David Tennant!

I love you, ABC Family. Marathonning the Harry Potter movies “to celebrate America.”

Neil Gaiman, like Kat, is awesome.

I know that David Tennant’s Hamlet isn’t till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush…

“To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll…. More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you’re looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and… for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?”

There. Thanks. Sorry about that.

I heard David Tennant’s voice in my head. Can Neil write an episode, please? Pretty please? DEAR GOD please?

*blasts “Doctorin’ the TARDIS” obnoxiously*

Doctor Who is back, and OMG SO MUCH LOVE! Can I marry Ten and have seven thousand of his human/Timelord hybrid babies? Or if not, can I at least marry his hair?

Oh, and:

Dear All Writers Ever,

Adults are 15 compressions to 2 breaths. Children are 5 compressions to 1 breath. If you’re going to write CPR, get it right already! It’s not hard! Has there ever been a TV show to get this right, EVER?