From Twitter 06-19-2010

  • 08:08:40: @fredhicks You are a layout BEAST. Sleep the sleep of the just!
  • 08:09:28: @ksmccarthy24 Who are you shipping now?
  • 08:13:35: @Dark_Puck It’s a legitimate question. I wondered the same thing about this creeptastic story: http://bit.ly/8NJl7f
  • 08:24:30: The @TEDxOilSpill speaker lineup is amazing (http://bit.ly/bVcRyA), but you need to add Fishgrease to the list: http://bit.ly/9Ftick
  • 09:42:25: I adore Pixar, so I find it seriously distressing that only A BUG’S LIFE and THE INCREDIBLES pass the Bechdel test. They should hire me.
  • 09:48:23: @sue_sue4 1)Does it have 2 named female characters 2) Who talk to each other 3) About something other than a man? Shockingly few films pass.
  • 10:01:36: @Dark_Puck *scrolls through Netflix queue for inspiration* *keeps scrolling* *eyes bug out*
  • 10:04:44: @Dark_Puck Amelie, The Incredibles, Middleman (TV), Mirrormask, Wonderfalls (TV).
  • 10:07:23: @Dark_Puck Just tweeted a list to you. Kind of depressed. If I didn’t have so much writing to do, I’d curl up with my Middleman DVDs.
  • 10:13:46: @Dark_Puck Movies in my Netflix queue with leads who aren’t white guys: Evita, Trucker, Pan’s Labyrinth, The Motorcycle Diaries.
  • 10:13:59: @Dark_Puck Netflix Instant, that is.
  • 10:18:03: @Dark_Puck Seeing Kaylee filled with joy fills me with joy, too. When someone makes Kaylee sad, their days are numbered.
  • 10:20:00: RT @EverythingNYC: Big Apple Buzzing After Legalization Of Beekeeping http://bit.ly/cFuDRw // Yay for unorthodox urban honey pioneers!
  • 10:24:13: @Dark_Puck I should add Pushing Daisies to my list. WM lead, but Chuck, Olive, Emerson, the aunts, and Lee Pace’s muppety brows are <33333.
  • 10:24:51: @fredhicks I approve of all of these things! Can’t wait to see the finished product.
  • 10:33:09: Okay, down scope. The sooner I finish this essay, the sooner I can drown my White Male Hollywood Hegemony funk in a Middleman marathon.
  • 10:33:14: Or I could write about October Daye and Karrin Murphy kicking ass and taking names. I like both of these options.
  • 11:45:33: Dear Priscilla, Down Scope does not just mean Ignore Internet. Cleaning your apartment, while productive, is not what you should be doing.
  • 13:03:31: Tickets to #wootstock at SDCC now on sale! http://bit.ly/w00tstockSD
  • 13:04:49: WHAT THE CRAP. Ticketmaster tacked $17 worth of service charges on a $30 ticket! ENDURE ETERNAL TORMENT IN A FIERY INFERNO, TICKETMASTER.
  • 15:33:14: @blazeorama And Santa’s reindeer are drawn as female, as males lose their antlers before Christmas. Yet “Olive” doesn’t get antlers?
  • 15:33:24: @blazeorama Animal husbandry fail!
  • 16:47:54: @Dark_Puck Safe? A staggering amount of tech is driven by porn. I’m sure 3D porn existed back in the 50s, though I’m scared to Google it.
  • 19:17:04: Pandorica! I saw that coming. Well, I saw the exact opposite, but same idea. This is more filmable. Can it be next week yet? #DoctorWho
  • 20:42:21: @jkeller87 I have a teleportation machine.

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From Twitter 06-18-2010

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From Twitter 06-17-2010

  • 06:52:59: @CampJim @jeffeastin Are those from Magnolia? Well played, Matt! Though Sugar Sweet Sunshine in LES is even better. sugarsweetsunshine.com
  • 07:38:06: Blee! My @DresdenFiles RPG books went “Out For Delivery” at 2:51am. SOON, PRECIOUS. THE PRECIOUS WILL BE OURSSSS.
  • 07:55:26: The summer season is starting to ramp up! Which new shows are you folks considering watching?
  • 08:02:56: @fredhicks You done good, man. You done really, really good. @longshotauthor made the right call when he trusted you with his baby.
  • 08:06:31: Tues: Big Butter Jesus Struck By Lightning. Wed: Student Hurls Puppy at Hell’s Angels And Escapes on Bulldozer. What’s today’s story?
  • 09:15:01: Meh, unfollow time. I’m spending WAY too much time on Twitter. Gotta streamline.
  • 10:36:19: @Jamie1km You’re safe!
  • 10:39:21: The line “Our October day is almost gone” in @viennateng’s Antebellum is kind of funny now. Nuh-uh, @SeananMcGuire is writing at least 5!
  • 10:44:05: “He has a teeth-hat!” –So not explaining this
  • 13:18:09: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Got my @DresdenFiles RPG books! SO MUCH PRETTY AND SQUEEJOYRAPTURE! @FREDHICKS MAKES ME CAPSLOCK AND MAKE UP WORDS!!!
  • 13:19:26: And it appears my squeejoyrapture broke Twitter. Sorry about that, guys.
  • 13:27:41: Not only is @fredhicks savvy and talented, he is generous. He comped the artists copies, but as I’d preordered, he gave me a 2nd set gratis.
  • 13:56:24: My coworkers are fawning over the @DresdenFiles RPG books. I wonder if I can set up a gaming group here…
  • 14:05:18: *does a squeeful dance with @arcaedia and @longshotauthor*
  • 15:06:27: RT @laughingsquid Matt Green Is Walking Across The United States, from New York to Oregon. http://bit.ly/9nY0zH
  • 15:11:12: NASA discover Doctor Who’s crack in Milky Way http://bit.ly/btmmN2 // And it’s in Sagittarius! Will I die first, or am I to blame?
  • 16:07:29: Mexico scores a goal, and cheers erupt in three of the edit bays. I see what’s going on here!
  • 19:05:50: Off to see @mightykatemusic at Rockwood Music Hall B! Who else is coming?
  • 20:51:46: I had the most amazing, serene moment on the subway this evening. No one was talking. There was sound, but there was no noise.
  • 20:57:12: @Asselberghs It’s because of my involvement. @FredHicks predicts orders will ship the 23rd, so you’ll have your goodies two weeks from now!
  • 21:05:43: RT @paulandstorm: Tickets for #w00tstock San Diego go on sale TOMORROW! (Theoretically.) Specific details forthcoming once we get them.
  • 21:12:15: RT @laughingsquid: an elevated Subway restaurant is helping to feed World Trade Center construction workers at Ground Zero http://bit.ly
  • 21:18:53: RT @JaneEspenson: Guy in Top Chef promo: “I’m here literally to be a sniper.” Sounds like an exciting season.
  • 22:18:56: @SheckyX Nuke your sinuses from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
  • 22:25:40: @SappySwami I remember hearing an African Olympic athlete referred to as “African American” a few years back. I facepalmed.

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From Twitter 06-16-2010

  • 00:01:46: RT @bdgrabinski: PORTAL 2 TRAILER PORTAL 2 TRAILER PORTAL 2 TRAILER: http://tinyurl.com/2cf6656
  • 00:06:35: RT @blazeorama: Drama Button: http://www.dramabutton.com/ via @addthis This could be a handy parenting tool. Useful for work. Great for …
  • 01:09:17: @myyrdneopia You are a beast. A truly magnificent animal. And hey, post-purge, the backups go WAY faster!
  • 08:11:09: Random question: Do any SoCal-ites know the spelling of Dewley/Duley/Dooley/whatevs Park, where Johnny Snow waited for Doctor Horrible?
  • 08:13:03: @gypsyjr …And now, it’s stuck in my head.
  • 08:15:37: RT @Caterina: OH I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even nu …
  • 08:16:36: @leverus So freaking COOL. That needs to be official swag, pronto!
  • 08:19:01: RT @Harkaway: This is surely possessed of a measure of genius http://r.reuters.com/dum22m #awesome // I choked on apple juice. Amazing!
  • 08:21:08: RT @denofgeek: Sam Raimi signs on to direct Wizard Of Oz prequel http://bit.ly/deoZB6 // I got all excited, but then I saw it wasn’t Wicked.
  • 09:42:46: @Uilos Took them long enough! Didn’t he step forward a couple DAYS after the disaster?
  • 09:45:45: @Jamie1km I’m attending in Press capacity!
  • 10:00:15: OK Go creates yet another jaw-droppingly fantasmicawesome music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2fpgpanZAw
  • 10:40:44: @Jamie1km Absolutely! No more ships passing in the night.
  • 10:42:16: @AnneSowards Fierceness and rapturous ecstasy can coexist! I think! Can’t wait to see the picture. :D
  • 10:48:46: @Jamie1km I’m flying into L.A. a few days early to hang with my sister, then taking the train to SD in the early afternoon on the 21st. You?
  • 10:56:24: UCB: BP Spills Coffee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM
  • 12:52:40: RT @lilianffm: OMG @CrimMinds_CBS has unfollowed @ajcookofficial! INSULTING and DISTASTEFUL!#wesupportAJandPaget #CBSYOUSUCK
  • 12:58:03: @OKBJGM One of my childhood’s surrealest moments: eating a formal dinner with Nando Parrado.
  • 13:03:02: RT @viennateng_news: Live album now available digitally! iTunes: http://bit.ly/9H9at5 Amazon: http://amzn.to/dppDov Lossless back in sto …
  • 16:09:26: Eee, my package is in Secaucus! And it only took six days to budge! Will they deliver it todaaaay? Probably not. Tomorrow, then, plzthx?
  • 17:03:30: RT @BoingBoing: Jon Stewart on Obama’s broken civil liberties promises http://bit.ly/9GmPp3
  • 21:13:18: @OKBJGM My dad is a founder of the Dallas Harlequins Rugby Club, and Nando was invited to speak at a team banquet and several local schools.
  • 21:13:42: @OKBJGM He, my family, and perhaps a dozen others attended a dinner at a friend’s house the day before.
  • 21:18:57: @OKBJGM I was maybe 11, and I was horrified and mesmerized at the idea of dining with a man who’d once had a much less civilized meal.
  • 21:27:05: Loving @viennateng’s live album! What a great night that was.
  • 21:33:20: @ksmccarthy24 Today! Buy, buy! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B003NTRBJI/iagonet
  • 21:36:41: @ksmccarthy24 Curses! Er, enjoy the 30-second clips on Amazon and iTunes?
  • 21:41:51: @Esperacchius I once saw @SheckyX lob a ferret at a hipster, then escape in a zeppelin. Puppies at Hell’s Angels are probably the next step.
  • 21:48:43: RT @fredhicks: Artists are starting to receive their copies of the DFRPG. The squeals of glee are quite gratifying. // *grabbyhands at UPS*

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From Twitter 06-15-2010

  • 07:21:29: RT @EverythingNYC: MTA Will Erase FML From Station Signage http://bit.ly/bWsy4M
  • 08:13:48: @fredhicks Smurderer! D:
  • 08:17:56: Uh-oh! Zeus found out about Big Butter Jesus! http://yhoo.it/dydnbw Will Heywood Banks write a new verse? http://youtu.be/Gq01UYiMyHg
  • 08:25:31: RT @patkiernan: Lightning scorches Jesus statue in Ohio but XXX video store across the street is unharmed. http://pape.rs/bcwUZd
  • 08:28:26: @CUnderkoffler Gound! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheum
  • 08:30:30: @seananmcguire Tybalt ate them. With rosemary.
  • 09:46:17: I love seeing authors I adore reccing other authors I adore! This time, it’s @nkjemisin loving on @seananmcguire’s “Feed.” Joy!
  • 10:23:15: Grr! Package has been in Nevada for 4 1/2 days. What is so great about Nevada? Did it sneak out to Vegas without alerting UPS?
  • 11:23:46: @ShannonKButcher …You and your husband are TERRIBLE influences on each other.
  • 12:25:11: Newsweek: Zombies Attack! http://bit.ly/c7yXLx Took them long enough. Georgia, Shaun, and Buffy had this weeks ago. :D
  • 12:49:44: My job is sponsoring a boxing program for employees. What.
  • 13:43:27: Ooh. Pat Rothfuss and @nkjemisin both rec Nnedi Okorafor’s “Who Fears Death.” I need to read this!
  • 13:45:34: If I ever met a genie, I would wish to live in a forest of pickles, and he could just keep the other two wishes.
  • 14:05:28: Tired of my music. TO PANDORA!
  • 14:52:17: The white iPhone 4 won’t ship until July? But I want it! ::bangs sippy cup on meal tray::
  • 15:03:48: Coworker near me streaming Brazil v. North Korea match. #iwillhearvuvuzela‎sinmysleep
  • 16:56:11: RT @Lifehacker: How to Silence Vuvuzela Horns with an EQ Filter http://lifehacker.com/5564085/
  • 17:03:05: @seananmcguire Am I too late? Has the dino horde moved out? I brought my parasaurolophus and a cookie jar shaped like a TARDIS!
  • 19:09:26: @scifantasy It must be, for it contains an endless supply of baked goodness. Man, now I want cookies.
  • 19:14:22: RT @leverus: I mostly call bullshit on writing advice. But I don’t usually find advice this good (via @gwenda) http://bit.ly/9i8koz
  • 21:18:29: RT @ebertchicago: Software you can use to force yourself to stay offline for a set length of time. http://j.mp/by02bZ
  • 21:25:20: RT @neilhimself: RT @SaintTzu: QI FTW. Also, here’s the petition to bring QI to the sadly neglected colonies: http://j.mp/92GK1M Evangelize!
  • 21:46:49: RT @JHOCHE: Ha! RT @richl1 “Do you think we’ll ever get our tweet count back? I look at my count and feel I haven’t wasted enough time o …
  • 23:33:38: RT @rdonoghue: Nice piece on exposition in The Terminator http://is.gd/cQIXk
  • 23:34:48: @AnneSowards Just ask yourself: What Would Tyra Do? Unleash your inner fierceness!
  • 23:43:09: @AnnLarimer *standing ovation*
  • 23:56:29: RT @Dark_Puck: RT: @Cyristal_Artist: Awesome blog about the CM issue: http://bit.ly/dip6MX #SaveTheCMLadies
  • 23:58:39: RT @SomethingSoCool: For those who don’t know…CBS has pulled a shitty stunt and wants to cut JJ and reduce Prentiss’ role in Criminal …
  • 23:58:43: RT @SomethingSoCool: AJ and Paget play two of the most amazing women on US television, female role models that criminal procedure…#Sav …
  • 23:58:48: RT @SomethingSoCool: shows need desperately. In an ensemble cast, they are two of only THREE female characters. It’s bad enough when f …
  • 23:58:52: RT @SomethingSoCool: characters are marginalized and pushed aside by fans, but when the powers that be start? I have no words. #SaveTh …

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From Twitter 06-13-2010

  • 00:03:47: We have cover art for @longshotAuthor’s GHOST STORY, plus wallpaper for SIDE JOBS! Have at it! http://www.jim-butcher.com/news/000376.php
  • 00:07:23: @scifantasy Yup. :D
  • 00:07:52: @myyrdneopia Well, yeah. I had to make a post first, so I’d have something to link everything else to. :D
  • 00:09:35: @terioncalling I’d intended to have it today, but I realized tonight I didn’t have a textless version. Bet I can pry one out of Chris soon!
  • 00:15:49: @myyrdneopia From Chris McGrath’s gorgeous cover art, yup!
  • 00:16:57: @terioncalling Hey, it’s a whole week sooner than I thought it was going to be! Glass half full?
  • 00:17:52: Okay, bedtime for me. I intended to go to sleep an hour ago. G’night, all! Enjoy the shiny cover art!
  • 15:39:10: @myyrdneopia That duty goes to @fredhicks. :D
  • 15:42:58: Walked 7 1/2 miles with my dad! Booyeah.
  • 15:47:29: @fredhicks @myyrdneopia No rush! Origins is more important. Folks can deal without an icon for another couple weeks. :D
  • 17:32:28: Chatting with Jim. He has used the “evil smiley” like twelve times. I shall respond with D: but also :DDDDDD
  • 20:34:25: Amazed at fandom’s ability to find new and exciting ways to make me go DDDDDDDDDD: DO NOT WANT. I need fluffy fanfic to erase my horror.
  • 20:36:49: I need @ksmccarthy24. She will make it better.
  • 20:40:59: @rickosborneorg Worse. So much worse.
  • 21:49:06: RT @neilhimself: RT Dream and Death costuming @earlastaroth: wanted to show you this… http://bit.ly/cGYIpr faithfully, giulia from Italy
  • 21:51:27: @0SolsticeZero CONGRATS!
  • 22:05:10: @etherius WORSE. Worse, worse, worse!
  • 22:09:49: @Beq Whatever your last thought was, it is probably worse than that. The thought would make Chuck Norris weep.
  • 22:21:10: Fortunately, when one’s brain cells are committing Seppuku, there are Newsies dancing to Lady Gaga. http://youtu.be/1N7H-i7nczY
  • 22:45:29: RT @dizzyjosh: Say it with me: “Oh crap” : http://tinyurl.com/33ohsoy (via @akwhitacre)

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From Twitter 06-12-2010

  • 08:15:15: @fredhicks Well, I found a work-around. Upload the image via FTP, then type the “img src=BLAH” stuff in the HTML box.
  • 08:15:53: I went to sleep at 11 and woke up at 8:15, guys. I wholeheartedly recommend this.
  • 08:33:55: A nifty subway map-style infographic detailing one person’s opinion on the Best Movies of All Time. Very cool. http://bit.ly/ad95gO
  • 08:34:18: @boymonster *offers you a Sleep Token, redeemable whenever you wish*
  • 08:59:03: BOOYEAH! @longshotauthor is on the NYT list for10th week in a row! Hmm, how to celebrate… Jim, are we clear to share GS cover art yet?
  • 09:02:32: RT @DustyTrice: New York Times Bans The Word ‘Tweet’ http://huff.to/cSpwpC
  • 09:05:53: RT @herasings: :-) ! “@IcelandNatural: Wow this is great news! RT @pinknews: Iceland’s parliament unanimously approves gay marriage http …
  • 09:48:48: I love it when Amazon recommends @longshotauthor books to me. How did they ever guess?
  • 09:51:21: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EVIE! @fredhicks and @xiehicks, it’s been a delight to see you grow into the role of parents. She’s a lucky girl!
  • 10:38:13: RT @radiomaru: scott pilgrim vs the world gameplay footage from E3: http://bit.ly/bUv6OH …LOOKS FUN!
  • 10:52:29: SUPPORT MY MAN KEVIN!!! // RT @KevinConn: This video can possibly take my career to the next level.PlZ RT! http://bit.ly/dgkFJ5
  • 11:09:06: RT @Harkaway: We would be… honoured… if you would join us… (at the junction of the A406 and the A40). http://bit.ly/cNho6h [In whi …
  • 11:59:24: Down scope!
  • 14:36:13: Dear MS Word, Don’t you dare autocorrect “fandoms” to “fandom’s.” Keep your Grocer’s Apostrophes away from my writing!
  • 14:36:19: Will you come for my Oxford Commas next?
  • 14:44:55: @longshotauthor A celebratory meal of whole grains, raw vegetables, fruit, and fish are the new Burger King! Should help with migraines. :D
  • 14:49:28: Acquired @longshotauthor’s permission to post GHOST STORY cover art to celebrate 10 wks on NYT list! Look for it on jim-butcher.com tonight.
  • 14:50:19: @producerpaul I wholeheartedly, unreservedly, and unabashedly agree with your sentiment.
  • 14:53:27: @Asselberghs Absotweetly!
  • 15:03:01: RT @kelldar: RT @cleolinda: 10 Best Sad Keanu Images: http://tinyurl.com/2eqsuo8
  • 15:22:30: @Dark_Puck Not when I intended to write “fandoms.”
  • 23:14:15: Dear Firefox, I had to restart you twice in 2 hours. Shape up, or I’m cheating on you with Chrome until I remember I need TabMixPlus.
  • 23:23:13: I AM DUNCE OF THE WORLD. Put wrong date on “Side Jobs” wallpaper. Gotta correct in 7 images…

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From Twitter 06-11-2010

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From Twitter 06-10-2010

  • 01:41:26: RT @absinthetics: If Stephenie Meyer had called it Sparklepower Vampire Nerf Romance, people like me would have thought it the most bril …
  • 01:49:29: Great Dresden and Murphy cosplayers, plus a bonus in the caption: http://bit.ly/a1V9cd
  • 01:58:44: @Esperacchius You still have a major advantage: No hat. :D Also, I bet his staff isn’t autographed!
  • 02:22:11: Examining the beginning of “Fool Moon.” Aww, baby Alphas! Billy tried so hard to be badass…
  • 10:29:43: Augh! My alarms never went off. Was woken up by a call from a coworker. I usually wake up naturally before my alarms!
  • 13:30:17: @SheckyX @longshotauthor sent it to me. :D
  • 15:46:07: RT @BrandonSandrson: Blog post: Preview THE WAY OF KINGS on Tor.com. http://3.ly/VAE2
  • 16:16:12: “Darling! Let’s all hop on the Hampton Jitney to Montauk and drink martinis as dirty as we are!” –What my character appears to be saying
  • 21:11:00: @Esperacchius So you don’t remember Jim specially coming to meet you and check out your costume after his signing was over? :D
  • 21:33:44: @fourteenacross The difference in stature between Gwen and Tosh… oh, man. They don’t look like they belong to the same species.
  • 22:36:06: @fourteenacross @rekjackson I saw it boarding a bus for Montreal! Get it before it crosses the border! #NEALSTOLEMYPASSPORT
  • 23:44:46: Last person at work, singin’ my last person at work song! It goes a little like “GOOD GOD GET ME HOME NOOOOOOOOW *DRUM SOLO*”
  • 23:47:29: RT @hayeshenderson: New White Collar promo with footage from episodes 1 – 3 of the new season! http://tinyurl.com/2wctbdy

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From Twitter 06-09-2010

  • 08:22:03: RT @fredhicks: Periodic Table of AWESOME: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/05/periodictable-2.jpg /via @bronzemo
  • 08:23:47: RT @Harkaway: RT @GreatDismal Chinese pet-modding craze http://bit.ly/9OCdpX {For God’s sake don’t read the comments…}
  • 09:40:11: Hahaha! My photo of Bomer glomping DeKay turned up on FuckYeahMattBomer. Google Alerting my name is vain yet hilarious. http://bit.ly/9awfdC
  • 12:56:44: RT @popelizbet: RT @Dianasaurus: RT @enderFP: Now BP has done it! They’ve killed FailWhale! (just a quickie design) http://yfrog.com/5oys1g
  • 17:08:17: RT @leverus: I’m reading tonight at at the Borders in Columbus Circle! 7:00! In case I haven’t already pelted everyone with this info! L …
  • 18:09:42: Lent Alex @miragrant’s “Feed” and @harkaway’s “The Gone-Away World.” Did we ever decide on a plural for “apocalypse”?
  • 22:02:44: RT @leverus: The Magicians hit the NYT paperback list! Just found out. // Congrats! And thanks for participating again in @BooksForBoobs!
  • 22:09:16: RT @robdelaney: The person you call your “best friend” is just a bag filled w/ bones & sausage & science juice. They’re basically a monster.
  • 22:28:39: @SheckyX Which one?
  • 22:30:10: RT @ebertchicago: BP worried the parody Twitter account @BPGlobalPR will be mistaken for the real thing. That tells you something right …
  • 22:54:56: RT @wilw: OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. EPIC: The Guild Season 3 Recap by @autotunethenews: http://bit.ly/9xdzrs
  • 23:07:27: RT @USA_Network: USA has given a green light to the buddy cop pilot ‘Common Law’: http://ow.ly/1WuYc
  • 23:22:14: Stan Lee says a black Spidey would be confuuuuusing. I say rebooting a franchise after 9 years is confusing. Wah. http://tinyurl.com/2anywyv

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