*blasts “Doctorin’ the TARDIS” obnoxiously*

Doctor Who is back, and OMG SO MUCH LOVE! Can I marry Ten and have seven thousand of his human/Timelord hybrid babies? Or if not, can I at least marry his hair?

Oh, and:

Dear All Writers Ever,

Adults are 15 compressions to 2 breaths. Children are 5 compressions to 1 breath. If you’re going to write CPR, get it right already! It’s not hard! Has there ever been a TV show to get this right, EVER?