• 00:02 @Esperacchius Head replacement, like in Benjamin Button and Captain America. Though you can see the seams in many of the shots. #
  • 00:03 @MatthewRasins @destroythemeek NPH = Neil Patrick Harris. #
  • 07:59 @OfficialBPeters JaneEspenson I tried to leave a message, but the mailbox was full! Way to go, New Yorkers! #marriageequality #
  • 08:20 Roommate poured himself a big cup of Sierra Mist for breakfast. He explained: "I could either drink coffee, or… not much alcohol… yeah." #
  • 08:36 @myyrdneopia You hide it very well. #
  • 10:28 @Esperacchius Oh! @alyankovic credited the body (Vlada Gorbaneva) and the contortionist (Marissa Heart) in his blog. t.co/yPixUHm #
  • 10:28 @Esperacchius And that was my fail–I read "who" as "how." I was puzzled, as I thought you were more VFX-savvy than that. :D #
  • 10:30 Most amazing freaking crossword in existence: t.co/nphtIGq #
  • 11:27 @mightykatemusic YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Can’t wait to hear what you two sound like in the studio. :D #
  • 11:58 @BenJerrysTruck Come to Bryant Park, or outside my office at 45th&5th! Our AC is on the fritz! #OMGFreeBenJerrys #NYC #
  • 12:01 @AnneSowards Good luck! Sorry to add to your workload. :D #
  • 13:17 Bad News: James Marsters can’t fit the audiobook for @longshotauthor’s GHOST STORY into his schedule. OMGAWESOME News: John Glover can. #
  • 13:34 @kierabot @longshotauthor Trust me, you don’t! want to know who almost got the job. :D #
  • 18:30 After her last concert, I couldn’t stop listening to @mightykatemusic’s Bright Star. Now, it’s Over Your Head. Listen: t.co/p0yiNMq #
  • 20:07 Ken Jeong teaches us CPR through disco! youtu.be/n5hP4DIBCEE #
  • 20:15 Woah, I had no idea Obama was addressing the nation tonight. Thank goodness for TiVo! *rewinds* #
  • 22:08 @lookupwards I join your crusade! May all the roaches PERISH WITH A VENGEANCE. #
  • 22:18 @fourteenacross Have you watched my Katy videos from Monday yet? Jody talked about all their FEELINGS. I kept waiting for HANDS. #
  • 22:20 @lookupwards Finally reading Green Arrow/Black Canary, at your suggestion. Um. I kind of adore them? #
  • 22:23 @lookupwards Could you remind me who your other favorites are? I neglected to write them down. #
  • 22:29 @lookupwards Most excellent! While I’ve read a fair bit of Vertigo, the only DC I’ve read is "Red Son," and I don’t know if that counts. :D #
  • 22:59 3 of 5 stars to Preludes and Nocturnes by Neil Gaiman bit.ly/mi4flX #
  • 23:08 5 of 5 stars to The Doll’s House by Neil Gaiman bit.ly/l5325F #
  • 23:10 @sherlockbones I’m amused that I’m the second and fifth google image search results for "Molly Carpenter." :D #
  • 23:26 DEAR MOTHER-LOVING S.O.B.s WHO STOLE MY CREDIT CARD AND RACKED UP $2,363 OF CHARGES ON IT, DIE IN A FIRE. NO LOVE, ME #
  • 23:29 What the heck am I doing wrong? The same thing happened in OCTOBER. Not looking forward ! to updating freaking everything again. #
  • 23:48 Phew! Talked with my bank, and they’re taking care of everything. I don’t owe a cent. Thank you, Chase, for being awesome! #
  • 23:54 Lovely. I have two dollars in my wallet. I’ll have to hit up my coworkers tomorrow. I’ve lent them cash–I’m sure they’ll repay the favor! #

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  • 00:00 @Dark_Puck I made a joke about books being "gluten free," and I got spammed with bots. #
  • 00:11 Chapters 1 and 2 of @longshotauthor’s GHOST STORY are up! www.jim-butcher.com/posts/2011/ghost-story-chapters-1-and-2 #
  • 00:32 RT @victoriastrauss: Citizens save bookstore from would-be book burners during Vancouver riots t.co/bQRXGHw #
  • 00:34 Saw @MightyKateMusic and Jody Shelton rock so hard they broke a piano string! I’ll post video tomorrow. Thanks for a brilliant show! #
  • 12:58 @Julie_Butcher All is right with the universe. #
  • 16:26 Two great tastes that taste great together: Pixar wishes Ronald Searle a Happy 91st Birthday! t.co/kbvbuMp #
  • 17:12 Man robs bank to get medical care in jail – Yahoo! News yhoo.it/jBEKZ4 #
  • 18:49 .@biggayicecream Both @neilhimself-themed ice creams sound DIVINE. Hmm, which to choose? Looking forward to seeing you at @92y tonight! #
  • 19:23 Slowly roasti! ng in line for @neilhimself-themed @biggayicecream. This is gonna be gooooood! #
  • 20:03 Oh. My. Gods. "American Globs" was rapture for my taste buds. Thanks, @biggayicecream! @neilhimself @92Y #
  • 20:05 @antonstrout It would be wrong if you /didn’t/ consider these things. #
  • 23:06 Huge, one-day sale on @AlYankovic’s new album ($3.99!) — www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00560F9LO/iagonet #
  • 23:28 Find me! // RT @biggayicecream: The line at the @Neilhimself event at the @92Y says hello! lockerz.com/s/112906863 #
  • 23:31 @ingridmusic In the era of the mp3, who pays attention to numbers of tracks? VIva el 22-song album! :D #
  • 23:41 RT @destroythemeek: Can I subtitle Company "Everyone Wants a Threesome with NPH"? // Isn’t that what "Side By Side" was about? :D #
  • 23:44 @destroythemeek Also, did they indicate whether NPH’s "Company" is coming to DVD, or even just CD? #

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  • 12:29 Office climate control broken. And now, so is our fan. It’s been nice knowing you all. twitpic.com/5ed00p #
  • 12:42 @ee1013 I have other plans! Hope you all have an awesome time, though! #
  • 12:43 @SheckyX It’s usually too cold. Now, it’s too hot. Call me Goldilocks. #
  • 13:34 @BenJerrysTruck You should come to 45th and 5th in NYC! Climate control is broken in our building, and we’re boiling! Need B&J’s ice cream. #
  • 13! :47 NY’s AMNH "Picturing Science" exhibit reveals the artistic beauty of scientific research – @io9 t.co/fqlAJP0 #
  • 15:43 6yo kid ran up to me in Bryant Park, curious what comic I was reading. It was SANDMAN v2. Never have I shut a book faster, @neilhimself. :D #
  • 15:48 Tesla the Timelord! t.co/mlANISl #thehipstershavethephonebox #
  • 16:01 @gwpfarker Probably not. You’ve already read 3/4 of ch 2, and much of the rest has been guessed by the fans already. Chps 3-5, though… :D #
  • 16:19 @SheckyX @boymonster @RobJDurand FURIES, yes. I would watch the hell out of that. #
  • 19:26 Whee, the first two GHOST STORY sample chapters are queued up and ready to go live at midnight EDT at jim-butcher.com! #
  • 23:24 Wow. I’m feeling a little breathless from the season finale of A GAME OF THRONES. This series is phenomenal! #
  • 23:43 @seananmcguire I want to draw hearts all over my monitor. So much love for the Price girls! #
  • 23:50 @seananmcguire HAIL THE SOAKING OF THE HEAD OF THE PRINCESS OF POISON AND FLAME! #
  • 23:55 @antonstrout Are your books organic and gluten-free? My brain meats are a temple. #
  • 23:57 OF COURSE that tweet tripped the "gluten free" bots. OF COURSE IT DID. #

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  • 15:13 @fourteenacross Is SYTYCF hosted by LOLCAT Deeley? #
  • 15:13 @Julie_Butcher HAIL THE FINDING OF THE JEANS! #
  • 16:02 Wow, the 2nd Alera map Virtual Signing is almost as big as the first! 63 orders so far, compared to 73 last time. I’m almost out of maps! #
  • 18:07 Had an awesome day with Shecky, Sue, Matt, Rob, and Rachel! We watched LotR 1 & 2: EE, then played Apples to Apples until 3am! #
  • 18:08 In the morning, Sue stuffed us full of fruit pancakes topped with my new crack, Justin’s Choco! late Hazelnut Spread: an all-natural Nutella! #
  • 18:10 Also in the morning, I got to have a long conversation with my dad, wishing him a Happy Father’s Day. #
  • 18:11 My dad is the most loving, supportive father imaginable, and it would take 364 extra Father’s Days each year to properly appreciate him. #
  • 18:47 Thanks to Alera Map virtual signing orders and the first round of repayments, I’ve made my 33rd @kiva loan! priscellie.com/store/ #
  • 19:00 RT @whedonesque: Who is the best Whedonverse father (figure)? // The Whedonverse has fathers? #
  • 21:26 Roommate is watching Miss USA Pageant. In contestants’ stat list, alongside "Interests," I think they should put their IQ. #
  • 21:44 @Dark_Puck I’m curious? They’re groomed to sound so vapid, but I know some really brainy folks who have been on the circuit. #
  • 21:47 I’m pleased that my male roommate is as horrified as I am with the Swimsuit Competition. J: "She could play table tennis with her hipbones!" #
  • 22:12 Dear Miss USA Commentators, You are only allowed to compare one contestant to Jessica Rabbit per three-minute interval. Love, Priscilla #
  • 22:31 Miss USA Contestant: "I’m ! a huge history buff! I always watch ‘A Game of Thrones,’ ‘Camelot,’ ‘The Tudors’…" Me: *headdesk forever* #
  • 23:18 @gillyperkygoth @Esperacchius I would bake you all the pies in the world if you two cosplayed as Ned and Olive. #
  • 23:51 @byharryconnolly True! Hellholes don’t serve soup dumplings! #
  • 23:57 The @booksforboobs Avon bear whispers sinister instructions to @byharryconnolly. Harry loves the bear. Its eyes twitpic.com/5e5042 #

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  • 10:14 @kierabot I just got Justin’s Chocolate Hazelnut Butter, which is like Nutella but is all-natural and has 1/3 the sugar. Will report back! #
  • 11:15 @myyrdneopia There needs to be some kind of intervention here. This cycle of misery is toxic. #
  • 11:15 @myyrdneopia Sit your folks down and ask what you’ve done to make them think they can’t trust you and what you can do to regain their trust. #
  • 11:16 @myyrdneopia I’m sure they mean well, but their behavior is only driving you further away. #
  • 11:19 @violetinbloom *curious headtilt* What do "American" people look like? #

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  • 08:22 @kierabot There is no such thing as too many @seananmcguire Toby books. #
  • 09:30 More AMAZING Alera fanart! This time: Nasaug! t.co/wv43b8I #
  • 09:40 And in other awesome Alera fanart news, FURYCRAFTING TATTOOS! Gotta show @longshotauthor and designer Lee Gibbons. t.co/4Ay97eI #
  • 10:08 The Met emailed me about their collection of maps. They really know the way to a girl’s heart, don’t they? *dreamy sigh* #
  • 11:01 .@MickeydotFinn! sent me this hilarious and brilliant list of Rory facts: t.co/5uFpARe #
  • 11:04 My #DrHorrible essay is included in this week’s @GeekGirlCon #Whedonistas discussion! t.co/OS3el13 #GGCBooks #
  • 13:05 @mkcho73 I’ve heard similar things about diatomaceous earth, and that didn’t work. I’ll keep the boric acid in mind, though! #
  • 15:44 Gmail ads offer "Ultrasound Classes." Now I know what I’ve been missing all my life! #
  • 16:07 How did I not know about the Pixar masterclass in NYC? t.co! /uBjzyCv I would have given a KIDNEY to go. #
  • 22:03 Watched Terry Pratchett’s (@terryandrob) #choosingtodie documentary. Extremely moving. I hope those in a position to effect change see it. #
  • 22:15 Almost done with @byharryconnolly’s spectacular GAME OF CAGES. #FridayReads #
  • 22:19 @stellamortis That’s the cover of issue #5 of FOOL MOON! #
  • 22:21 @stellamortis Wait, no, I lied. Tyler Walpole did a different illustration for the graphic novel. Hmm, where have I seen that picture? #
  • 23:14 Dear Time Warner, Have! you ever tried, y’know, NOT being the worst cable company in the universe? Just a thought. #
  • 23:35 Internet only working 5 min at a time. Golly, it’s a good thing I don’t need the Internet for queueing sample chapters! Oh wait. #

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  • 00:25 @ingridmusic That dance was exquisite! Congrats. #
  • 00:30 I can see the moon through the window from my seat on the futon. Goodnight, Moon! #
  • 08:04 P.S. @nkjemisin verbally demolishing an obnoxious hipster bigot was truly a sight to see! And I got to gush over her books to her. Yay KGB! #
  • 08:05 @myyrdneopia Yeah, my apartment loooooooves its bright sunrises, and it wants you to, too! #
  • 08:08 RT @mpoppel: Car overturned, set on fire in Vancouver after Canucks lose: twitpic.com/5c5pi3 // I reply: youtu.be/Z_Jbe05gNjI #
  • 08:16 Evanna Lynch, who plays Luna Lovegood, has endorsed the campaign to make all HP chocolate fair trade. I LOVE YOU, LUNA LOVEGOOD. #
  • 08:20 @seananmcguire @korybing’s art is fricken-lickin’ good! #
  • 09:22 Tell @BarackObama: Put solar on it! Make good on your pledge to put #solar on the @WhiteHouse by spring 2011! t.co/dELwZPd @energy #
  • 09:28 I receive frequent emails from a marketing guy named "Chase Wang." His subject lines al! ways begin with "FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:" I am twelve. #
  • 10:21 I have a Comic Con badge! WAHOO!!! Not Press, so I’ll have to wait in line like common riffraff, but hey, I’m glad to be going at all! #
  • 10:28 @lauraklotz @maddarilke Exactly. Hence the pressure. That’s the point of the campaign. :D #
  • 21:42 Jim linked me to the first official review for GHOST STORY. Unsurprisingly, it’s glowingly positive! bit.ly/jpg21h #
  • 21:59 via @92Y, There will be a @biggayicecream truck parked outside the Neil Gaiman event on June 21. bit.ly/jMBf8p // I LOVE NEW YORK. #
  • 22:04 ARG. Does anyone know of an environmentally safe way of killing bugs? My kitchen is immaculate, but they keep coming. I want them DEAD. #
  • 22:08 Found an entry for "Effulgent Exterminating & Home Inspection." My heart expands! #
  • 23:15 RT @antonstrout: I’d love to run a historical tour of NYC based on my series real locations #bookcountry // I’d go in a heartbeat! #
  • 23:28 More GHOST STORY sample chapterage hits jim-butcher.com Tuesday! Hmm, should probably queue them up already… #

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  • 00:06 @ShannonKButcher "Jim-on-Whopper" sounds like a terrible name for an English estate. #
  • 00:15 @jeffeastin It was awesome to see the Rose Center! I love when my city factors into the plot. :D Isn’t "Tycho" pronounced "Tee-ko," though? #
  • 00:18 @jeffeastin My professors pronounced it differently, but I suppose I’d side with Sagan, too! :D Again, great ep. Thank you! #
  • 07:54 Jaw-drop-worthy fanart for @longshotauthor’s Codex Alera: Marat by *sandara on @deviantART t.co/mrepCNu! #
  • 07:55 @Jamie1km Yay evil! #
  • 07:56 @Jamie1km I am always pro-evil in the name of good. #
  • 07:58 @Jamie1km OOH. I didn’t know you hadn’t read it yet! You’re in for a treat. Also, I hear the series’ map is pretty sweet. #
  • 08:06 RT @WiredUK: Human and jellyfish combined to make the first living laser: bit.ly/lCKkix by @britishgaming // Laser blue eyes soon? #
  • 08:08 @Jamie1km I’m sure one will surface near your booth at SDCC at some point. #
  • 09:36 @CUnderkoffler Thanks. I will never be able to hear that song again without thinking of those lyrics. Well, @alyankovic got there first… #
  • 11:25 Please tell me I didn’t do something monumentally stupid… #
  • 12:36 Wish folks would clarify if they mean spoilers for future material vs. spoilers for material already public, which not everyone may’ve seen. #
  • 13:33 DAMMIT. I was severely misled by the SDCC press registration folks, and now I have no pass. brb, frantically pulling at strings… #
  • 22:48 Roommate is watching TV with commercials. Like an animal. #
  • 23:04 I met @byharryconnolly! Also @sinboy. The KGB Fantastic Fiction group attracts an awesome crowd. #
  • 23:56 OKCupid guy says "hey, you’re in luck, i’m don quixote. ;)" So you love pure and chaste from afar? #

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  • 09:10 Staying home today to protect coworkers from my deathplague germs. Grarg. #
  • 10:22 @viennateng That’s brilliant! I may have to talk to the owners of my favorite eateries and suggest they participate. #
  • 10:25 @rdonoghue @cunderkoffler Would now be an appropriate time to mention that Demeter is a Greek goddess and Vesta is Roman? #
  • 10:27 @rdonoghue It does? Huzzah! :D #
  • 10:30 @smuu Loving this storyline. :D SHG is suc! h fun! #
  • 10:32 @ShannonKButcher Suggestions for the boy’s room: www.toxel.com/tech/2009/07/06/12-unusual-and-creative-home-theaters/ #
  • 11:02 iTunes Genius feels that my purchase of the Dr. Horrible soundtrack means I might enjoy The Rocky Horror Glee Show. #universesofno #
  • 13:30 @AnneSowards The photos are a bit too small to make out the titles and authors. Any chance you can upload higher res images? #
  • 14:15 Is @longshotauthor’s book tour no! t coming your way? Get GHOST STORY signed/personalized through the Vir tual Signing! bit.ly/jym9Y7 #
  • 14:23 @seananmcguire OMG their faaaaaaaaaaces! They will always love you, no matter what darkness lurks in your past! #
  • 14:40 100+ Omaha-area pastors call for end to anti-LGBT religious discrimination bit.ly/ks4u1f #
  • 15:02 @byharryconnolly There is NO WRATH like a New Yorker forced to walk slower than 4.5 miles per hour. Our vengeance is swift and merciless. #
  • 15:14 @byharryconnolly ! Hmph. You do entertain me with your kickass books. I suppose you may live. #
  • 15:16 @byharryconnolly Oh–this morning, I got the monthly KGB email, but your name wasn’t on it. Will you be reading or just attending? #
  • 15:22 @byharryconnolly Ah, gotcha! I look forward to seeing you there in a purely attendorial fashion, then. :D #
  • 15:56 I feel my Indian food burning away my congestion. Best antidote to deathplague ever! #
  • 17:00 A judge rejected a motion to vacate a decision finding a ban unconstitutional, and my head exploded ! from quadruple-negatives. ow.ly/5hMaN #
  • 22:34 @WhiteCollarUSA Make every effort possible to locate the rightful owners, then donate the rest? It’s *blood art.* #

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  • 07:35 @travlersdepot I’ve already started one on Google Maps! No Demonreach, though. bit.ly/mqPS28 #
  • 08:05 @nataliemorales She won a pug? Best contest ever! #middledog #
  • 08:06 @mightykatemusic CONGRATS!!!!!! How THRILLING! #
  • 17:25 @antonstrout I have, why thank you! #
  • 17:39 @Esperacchius He’s the ur-paranormal P.I. Resp! ect. #
  • 18:08 Oh my god. All @longshotauthor fans–particularly @Dark_Puck–need to see this: www.drc.ohio.gov/Public/socf.htm #
  • 20:19 @jkeller87 When you see it, your jaw will drop. #
  • 20:28 @ksmccarthy24 It is COMPLETELY for real. My mind is blown. #
  • 21:10 @jbkuma I love it when people give two or three stars to a business on Yelp, then say nothing but praise in their comment. ! #
  • 21:11 @gillyperkygoth An excellent show to watch with moms! I have done the same. :D #
  • 21:11 @boymonster Gah! Glad you caught it. And glad it wasn’t worse than it could’ve been. #
  • 23:14 .@neilhimself + @biggayicecream = match made in heaven! I hope you’ll stop by when you’re in NY for the 92nd St Y! #
  • 23:19 @myyrdneopia I saw it on Broadway! It’s such a fun show. #

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