From Twitter 06-08-2010

  • 00:41:27: To @Terrormaster and @TheLiz13 — I’ve been a Harry/Murphy shipper from page 11 of Storm Front. @LonshotAuthor knows I was kidding. :D
  • 00:46:06: Check out my photos from tonight’s @WhiteCollarUSA event at the Paley Center! I love this cast. http://bit.ly/9j6sXz
  • 00:46:20: RT @avonwalks: An amazing weekend at #avonwalks Chicago! 3,400 participants raised $7.7million to fight breast cancer! The crazy rain/su …
  • 01:22:39: This amused me the first 5 or 6 seconds. Then I realized there were only 4 women. Now PISSED OFF. http://i.imgur.com/bDnfw.jpg
  • 01:28:21: Or 5 women, rather. Missed the bit on the bottom. Still, NOT ANY LESS PISSED OFF, as there are SIX non-whites. We’ve got a long way to go.
  • 01:34:49: @ruesal Both.
  • 01:38:55: @terioncalling @ksmccarthy24 suggested Fiona from Burn Notice for Campus Security. I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE.
  • 01:42:20: RT @Frank_Tireur: Instead of creating viruses, hackers should program a computer potato famine and starve everyone on Farmville to death …
  • 01:46:38: RT @nprnews: Gates Foundation Pledges $1.5 Billion To Child And Maternal Health http://n.pr/dto2Wg
  • 02:03:31: @tzikeh The bro hug: http://bit.ly/9j6sXz #whitecollar #paleylive
  • 02:08:29: @tzikeh Yup, all the photos in that gallery were taken by me, so share away! Either link to my Flickr or credit lj user Priscellie. :D
  • 02:11:59: @tzikeh Absolutely! Spread with #whitecollar love!
  • 02:12:24: @tzikeh Let me know if you want the photos higher res.
  • 02:15:18: @tzikeh Snazzy. I’ll get them to you in the next few days!
  • 07:28:38: It’s hilarious to see the back of my head in people’s photos from the #whitecollar event at #paleylive. XD
  • 07:45:10: @fredhicks You already introduced her to pirates (Arrr!) and ninjas (fwuaaah!). You could add “uuuuunh braaaaains” to the list.
  • 09:25:58: RT @EverythingNYC: Obama’s Old #NYC Apartment for Rent http://bit.ly/ddLOrn
  • 11:04:04: @rekjackson You’re welcome! :D
  • 12:44:39: Nifty WSJ article: Fictional Stars, Real Problems: http://bit.ly/cIRfQ1 — Psychoanalyzing popular fictional characters
  • 13:14:46: @SheckyX Yeah, I thought of @Uilos while I was reading it. :D
  • 14:41:50: Demand #w00tstock in New York City at Eventful – http://is.gd/bZjML
  • 14:42:29: @spodalicious JetBlue: Less Polite Than New Yorkers!
  • 14:44:30: RT @EdXeno: Wait, who’s responsible for spills? http://tinyurl.com/3x8fr3c (HT @suttonr)
  • 14:48:40: RT @fredhicks: Jim Butcher Online forum users: I’m expecting a downtime of 8-12 hours, maybe more, depending on how this all goes.
  • 14:54:32: RT @neilhimself: RT @stephenfry: Great Drag Race needs men to dress up as women to drag the issue of prostate cancer into the spotlight …
  • 14:55:04: RT @thinkgeek: 1:1 *plywood* model of @NASA_Hubble w/ incredible detail: http://j.mp/9nh9pw & Lunar Rover: http://j.mp/bd2AT6 #yayspace
  • 14:56:24: RT @avonwalks: Biggest Loser winner gives $10k to @avonwalks! Thanks Michael!http://www.usmagazine.com/hotpics/photos/biggest-loser-winn
  • 17:48:37: RT @ebertchicago: This teacher isn’t racist, just allergic to the idea of a hair product on a little black girl, you see. http://j.mp/aVSj3q
  • 18:02:58: RT @ebertchicago: “Wait in line,” say immigrant-haters. Here’s a helpful infographic showing what the line looks like. http://j.mp/bfA4ib
  • 18:51:13: @DerekRuiz I’d watch a Lev Grossman movie! We are talking about two very different things. :D
  • 20:14:56: RT @biggayicecream: Our new website is now fully functional and looking pretty snappy! Www.biggayicecreamtruck.com
  • 20:58:14: @edeainfj Sweet! Have a fantastic time!
  • 22:17:34: RT @bryansafi: Courtesy of @bensiemon, check out “Arizona Has a Long and Storied History of Sucking.” http://digg.com/d31TPPK
  • 22:24:56: RT @whedonesque: [ Post ] First news of TV shows coming to San Diego Comic-Con 2010 starting to arrive. http://bit.ly/a5zKnG
  • 23:17:47: Q:Any tips on making a cosplay outfit (clothing and acce… A:My god, you sent this question eight times. And you s… http://4ms.me/diiODA
  • 23:19:05: Arg, why is Tweetdeck bothering me for my password every hour or so?
  • 23:19:52: Mkay, I’m exhausted. I was up WAY too last the last two nights. Sleep debt is coming due. Night!
  • 23:22:59: @boymonster Now I’m imagining Kryptonian horrors dressed in pink gauzy fabric, causing mischief for astronauts.

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From Twitter 06-06-2010

  • 00:19:47: @ksmccarthy24 *cuddleloves*
  • 00:22:07: @Uilos Wasing the how of you’re not the sleeping? (And @SheckyX and @ksmccarthy24 read the books, too.)
  • 00:25:28: @myyrdneopia No, @SheckyX and @ksmccarthy already read them. Stupid irregular verbs. Specificity is the soul of all good communication!
  • 00:38:53: RT @AnnLarimer #reading The Magicians by Lev Grossman // Heck yeah you’re reading that, too!
  • 00:39:45: @Uilos I am corruption incarnate! I spread my book-love like the plague!
  • 00:40:28: @jimsissy *hugs back* Go to sleep!
  • 00:42:09: @myyrdneopia I got @Uilos to read Mistborn, so I still get residuals in the book conversion pyramid scheme!
  • 09:13:27: Woohoo, new roommate is here! She’ll be living with me for the summer months. Everyone welcome Katharine to Chez Cellie!
  • 09:57:40: @Uilos Dude, what is going ON?
  • 10:31:09: Q:I’m having trouble figuring out what to cosplay as; an… A:No website exists, as far as I’m aware. You just have… http://4ms.me/d3ZknS
  • 10:34:24: RT @stevesilberman: @ggreenwald Between them, Gingrich and Limbaugh have had 7 marriages. And they want to abolish my one.
  • 10:39:03: @gypsyjr “I’ll see you in Hell!” “Oh, great! There’s this new pizzeria I’ve been wanting to try…”
  • 10:40:57: @fourteenacross EPIC. But wait, that’s a T-Rex… Did you just create Gary/Sue?
  • 10:47:41: @SheckyX Do you even have to ask that question, Gimli? :D
  • 10:58:12: RT @whedonesque: [ Post ] Every actor reads the same newspaper. http://bit.ly/bUz9SK // I will never unsee it!
  • 11:02:15: RT @jimchines: New Post: “I’m not racist, but…” http://bit.ly/bm7Ygt
  • 11:07:24: RT @ebertchicago: In UK, studios offer free streaming for a week as an anti-piracy strategy. http://j.mp/cAHZuH
  • 11:12:48: RT @ebertchicago: Stem cells work with drug to make potent new anti-cancer weapon. No thanks to George W. Bush. http://j.mp/bRdchf
  • 12:55:25: @fredhicks @SheckyX makes the prettiest Molly ever! And he needs to win the lottery so he can buy Gruff legs: http://bit.ly/ddpg37
  • 13:04:51: RT @ee1013: Talk about a made-for-tv-ripped-from-the-headlines: ttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/06/05/porn-actor-accused-murder-dies-cliff …
  • 18:31:36: Good grief, am I some kind of magnet for creepy weirdos? (This is not directed at any of you–you’re all the very best kind of weirdos.)
  • 18:33:55: NYC on major storm alert; tornado watch in effect Sunday http://bit.ly/au8HnG // WHAT. The only tornadoes NYC should get are on Broadway!
  • 18:34:14: @myyrdneopia CANNOT COPE. OFF TO MORDOR.
  • 18:40:00: Happy Birthday, @ShannonKButcher! May this year bring you and your family more joy than you know what to do with.
  • 18:52:54: Currently reading on @mental_floss: What Seven Million Tires Look Like http://tinyurl.com/2dopjqb
  • 19:01:53: RT @mental_floss: Poet Heinrich Heine left his wife his fortune with one catch: she had to remarry. “Then there will be at least one man …
  • 19:08:52: @rekjackson ME TOO. Add it to the Fest!
  • 19:19:32: @feministhulk MASCULINE/FEMININE RHYME TERMINOLOGY PERPETUATES GENDER STEREOTYPES, HAMPER UNCONVENTIONAL SELF-IDENTITY. http://bit.ly/bfbgcx
  • 21:31:50: @ksmccarthy24 LOVE to icon #2.
  • 21:32:25: FYI, I have the coolest sister in the universe. This is not to be disputed; it is fact. Love you, Melissy!
  • 21:58:42: Ha! It cracks me up when I or someone I know gets picked up in one of my various Google Alerts. Especially when it’s magnificently silly.

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Book meme!

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that “cool” or “intellectual” book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
6. Tag five people. I’m not really certain who all is reading my blog nowadays, so I’ll pass.

The book is Seanan McGuire’s A Local Habitation, which I’ve been consulting for my October Daye/Dresden Files crossover fic:

“She got knocked around a lot before she hooked up with Barbara, and I think she holds a few grudges. I mean, she was working here for over a year before she stopped being nasty to the purebloods on staff.”

“So why…”

“Because she’s good, and because she was the only Coblynau who needed the work. Jan needed somebody who could handle iron, at least until we got all the systems fully working. By the time her first contract was finished, she was hooked, and she stayed.”

I wrote another long response to a Formspring question, and I felt compelled to post my response here.

Q. I’m having trouble figuring out what to cosplay as; any advice to find a character that fits? Like a website or something.

A. No website exists, as far as I’m aware. You just have to find where the following questions intersect for you:

1. If you’re creating the costume for a specific event, who will be in attendance? Is there a certain creator you want to honor by dressing as one of his/her characters? I ask myself this first, as I find it’s the clearest rubric to me for narrowing down the field of costumes I want to try. I made my first Molly and Maeve because Jim was going to be at NYCC ’07 and PhauxCon ’07. I made Delirium because Neil would be at NYCC ’08. I made comicverse Wendy because Javi and the cast of Middleman were going to be at SDCC ’09. The ability to show a creator my admiration for his or her work makes cosplaying extra special for me.

2a. Whose outfit/costume excites you? From the first time I read the description of Maeve’s glacier-colored dreadlocks, I knew I wanted to recreate them. I loved Molly’s wildly dyed hair, and I wanted to design a SplatterCon!!! logo. And I wanted to create a wig that captured Delirium’s madness! I kind of like making wigs, in case it wasn’t apparent. :D
2b. Reality check: will you be comfortable in said costume? Is it feasible under the constraints of time/budget/the laws of physics? Can my Mistcloak be as cool in reality as it sounds in the books? Is the visual impact of movieverse Nightcrawler’s blue skin and scars worth the three hours it takes to put on and the pain of removing the liquid latex body paint afterward? Will you be able to walk and stand around all day in those shoes? Is your costume too hot or heavy to wear around the Exhibition Hall? Do you have the sewing skills to create something more custom (or a stitch-savvy friend willing to help out), or will you need to crib your costume together from found pieces?

3. What characters jump out at you as being particularly interesting? There’s a lot of acting in cosplay–what kind of personality do you want to inhabit? I have a penchant for characters who operate on a different plane as the rest of the world, like River, Delirium, and Professor Trelawney, and I have a great time hamming it up when folks want to take my picture. On the other side of the spectrum, I love dressing as Zoe and Wendy, because simply donning their clothes makes me feel stronger and more confident.

4. Who do you look like? What character shares your build? Are you tall, short, skinny, muscular, curvy, heavy-set, or somewhere in the middle? Obviously, you don’t have to conform perfectly–I’ve dressed as movieverse Nightcrawler, and I am not a dude. I’ve dressed as River and Zoe, and I am neither tiny ballerina nor goddesslike Amazon. But many folks choose to dress as someone in the same ballpark. Or you may choose to make some joke about your appearance–one of my Star Wars-obsessed guy friends is 4’11”, and he’s working on a “Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?” costume. (Yes, I’m trying to convince him to read the Vorkosigan saga!)

5. Will people know who you are? This is more important to some and less important to others. I dressed up as Angua at a high school where perhaps three other people had read the Discworld books. Even some folks in line for Jim’s signings didn’t recognize me as Molly or Maeve–including a Harry Dresden cosplayer–much less other random folks at the con. And while I was treated like a rock star by the fans (and special guests!) at the Middleman table read, everyone else at the con treated me like just another cute chick with a bare midriff. Sometimes, the cosplay anonymity gets to me, and I’ll throw on Kaylee or Sally to compensate. Will it bug you if only a tiny fraction of folks recognize your character?

Best of luck!

From Twitter 06-05-2010

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So a guy on Formspring asked me what books I would recommend to kill time between Dresden Files stories, and I figured I’d reproduce it here. Here’s what I read to ease the pain between hits of beta smack, in convenient alphabetical order!

Douglas Adams — everyone I know has read his “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” series, right? Okay, just checking.

Lois McMaster Bujold — the Vorkosigan saga is some of the best sci-fi I’ve read, and I’m very picky with my sci-fi. The books focus on Miles Vorkosigan, descendant of a long line of war heroes on a planet obsessed with military honor, who was born horribly deformed as a result of an assassination attempt on his mother. He has the mind of a brilliant leader in an all-too-fragile body, and his adventures are suitably grandiose in scale. One of the best part of these books is that the characters grow and evolve over the course of the series, and the tone of the books changes accordingly. Bujold also wrote “The Curse of Chalion,” which I hear is excellent, and “The Sharing Knive” series, which is mind-searingly dull.

Jim Butcher — I know this list started as “recs for people who love Jim Butcher,” but I felt silly leaving him off a list of my favourite authors. Oh, and there’s a map in book 6 of The Codex Alera I hear is pretty cool.

Shannon Butcher — There is altogether too much talent in that household. I’ve only read two or three of her books, as I’m not a big Romance reader, but she has a mind for creating fantastic monsters, and she writes fantastic suspense–I missed my bus stop because I was too engrossed in “Love You To Death.”

Eoin Colfer — his Artemis Fowl series is riotously fun fantasy enjoyable by a wide spectrum of ages.

Jasper Fforde — a genius madman. A worthy heir to Douglas Adams. He creates worlds that are gloriously absurd, but still internally logical and well developed. His Thursday Next series are deliciously clever and demonstrate a real love for literature. His most recent book, “Shades of Grey,” is “a cult classic for people who crave a rich brew of dystopic fantasy and deadpan goofiness,” to quote the Washington Post.

Neil Gaiman — needs no introduction.

Mira Grant — an alias of Seanan McGuire. Not sure why she or her publisher felt the need for the pseudonym, but oh well! Her book, “Feed,” is the first in a trilogy about bloggers following a Presidential election after the zombie apocalypse. This description will either compel you to buy the book instantly or send you fleeing the room, so if you’re in the latter group, I will add that I don’t generally care for most zombie stuff (“Sean of the Dead” being the near-sole exception), but I loved this. It’s much smarter and more thematic than your average campy gorefest. It’s more than a book about zombies–it’s about friendship and family and the politics of fear.

Lev Grossman — I feel the whole “Harry Potter for Grown-Ups” label has become overused, but it’s rather fitting in this instance, “Mixing the magic of beloved children’s fantasy classics (from Narnia and Oz to Harry Potter and Earthsea) with the sex, excess, angst, and anticlimax of life in college and beyond” (Amazon.com Best of the Month).

Nick Harkaway — You need to read “The Gone-Away World.” Right now. I freaking love this book. I don’t know how to describe it, so I’ll use Publisher’s Weekly’s description: “simultaneously a cautionary tale about the absurdity of war; a sardonic science fiction romp through Armageddon; a conspiracy-fueled mystery replete with ninjas, mimes and cannibal dogs; and a horrifying glimpse of a Lovecraftian near-future.”

John Hodgman — “The Areas of My Expertise” and its sequel, “More Information Than You Require,” are an exercise in the very best sort of madness.

N.K. Jemisin — “The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms” is a complex, beautifully-written book about politics, racism, and religion. Her world’s gods are fantastically eerie and absolutely magnetic. I can’t wait for the next in the trilogy!

Scott Lynch — his “Gentleman Bastard” series could be a bit sadistic for my taste, and the book’s constant pinballing between different times in the hero’s life could be confusing, but I still really enjoyed them. Think “Ocean’s 11” in Renaissance Italy. Great stuff. The third book in a planned seven-book cycle has been delayed, which is rather agonizing, considering how the second ended, so I’m sending good vibes in Mr. Lynch’s direction!

Seanan McGuire — I want to be this woman when I grow up. Her filks are among the best I’ve encountered, and her urban fantasy series has me clamoring for more. The Dresden Files are an easy comparison to make, as both heroes are blue collar private investigators with one foot in the mortal world and one in the supernatural community, though half-fae changeling October Daye has significantly less magical muscle to hurl at enemies than Harry Dresden. The world is richly developed from Celtic folklore, and her characters are memorable and lovable. (Tybalt! Quentin! Toby herself! *flings love at them*) I’ve found the endings of the series’ two books somewhat predictable, but the journey there is so enjoyable, it’s more than worth it.

Robin McKinley — I’ve only read a handful of her books, but I’ve adored each of them. Some of her novels re-envision fairy tales like “Beauty and the Beast” and “Donkeyskin,” while others create new worlds that capture the same timeless magical quality that drew us in fairy tales in the first place. “Sunshine” and “Deerskin” are two of my favourites of hers, and yes, I know I need to read “The Blue Sword” already!

Terry Pratchett — his Discworld series is unmissable. His novels ride the line between parody and satire, and his characters you’ll grow to adore. Discworld is actually a collection of a variety of sub-series: the Wizards, the Witches, the City Watch, Death, and a number of stand-alones. My favourites are the Watch and the handful of stand-alones folks quasi-categorize as “industrial revolution”, but you could ask a room full of fans and get a different answer every time. I’d suggest starting with “Guards! Guards!” And I totally need to redo the Angua costume I made in high school.

Pat Rothfuss — “The Name of the Wind” is one of my favourite books to recommend. I’ll lend it to a friend, she’ll disappear for a few days, and then she’ll emerge a frantic wreck, wailing, “YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK WHEN IS THE NEXT BOOK COMING OUT?!?” This is the first in a trilogy chronicling the coming-of-age of a young man, who will grow to be a hero of legend. It’s a beautifully crafted story you just want to curl up with and disappear into for days at a time. I resented my job for taking me away from it.

J.K. Rowling — If you haven’t read Harry Potter, you live under a rock. Under a bigger rock. Under an even bigger rock. Under a tectonic plate. Under a sheet of impermeable metal three feet thick, built to withstand the brunt of time and man. Seriously, how?

Brandon Sanderson — Man, this guy is versatile. Hallmarks of his work include strong character development arcs, deliciously creative magic systems, wonderfully twisty plots-within-plots that are complex without feeling overly contrived, and a real sense of consequence to one’s actions. I adore his “Mistborn” series and plan to cosplay as his heroine, Vin, at my earliest convenience, and “Warbreaker” is also excellent. I couldn’t get into “Elantris,” but I feel it deserves a second chance. He’s also finishing Jordan’s “Wheel of Time” saga, but as I don’t care much for Jordan, I’ll have to trust the positive reviews my friends have given Sanderson’s continuation.

Geoffrey Willans (author) and Ronald Searle (illustrator) — Rede MOLESWORTH, gratest book in the history of man as any fule kno. Quite simply, this is the best book no one I know has ever heard of. It’s written from the point of view of Nigel Molesworth, “Terror of St. Custards,” a British schoolboy with a boundless imagination and a complete disregard for spelling and grammar. This book “contanes the full lowdown on skools, swots, snekes, cads, prigs, bulies, headmasters, foopball, weeds, and various other chizzes-in fact THE LOT.” When I moved to New York, I was living out of my suitcase for several weeks, so I only allowed myself to bring two books: the one I was reading at the time (Heinlein’s “Stranger in a Strange Land”) and Molesworth. That is how much I love this book.

I’m sure there are scads of great writers I’m forgetting, but those are the ones jumping out at me. That should get him through to “Side Jobs,” at least. :D

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