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• 01:24 RT @alyankovic My new video "Craigslist" is now up on YouTube… in glorious HD! tinyurl.com/mdcscr #
• 01:29 From now on, every night I will thank Baby Jesus that I am not this pathetic a fangirl: bit.ly/A7Mow (Linked by @stephanieyee) #
• 01:33 RT @AnnLarimer RT @cleolinda RT @lilithsaintcrow: Twitter rescheduled their maintenance downtime to coincide with about 1:30AM in Iran. Wow. #
• 01:42 @boymonster xkcd.com/386/ #
• 07:50 @bomburjo Yay, welcome to Twitter! #
• 08:31 This is the first time in a week I haven’t woken up exhausted! Ready to take on my job and its keyboard with the malfunctioning space bar. #
• 09:05 3-vehicle stalemate btw 2 buses & garbage truck. All needed the other to move to go forward. Spent 5 min waiting for other to yield. Ack. #
• 11:30 @hodgman Is Bruce Campbell starring in the movie version "Areas of my Expertise II: This Time It’s Personal"? #
• 11:32 @ee1013 The Murphyonic field is strong in this one. #
• 12:15 @rdonoghue I’ve always just heard them referred to as "logic puzzles." #
• 14:00 @featherjean *brandishes pom-poms at you* You can do it! #
• 14:03 @rdonoghue At least your brain picked something truly delightful to be eaten by! #
• 14:07 Wow, my spacebar is miraculously functional again! Still a little stiff, but at least I don’t have to hammer it down now. Humans: 1, Tech: 0 #
• 15:54 The "Secret Tunnel" song from Avatar is stuck in my head. Help. *steadies power drill against left temple* #
• 16:37 Dear Roommate Gods, Please let the third time be the charm. Your humble servant, Priscilla #
• 18:40 Am I paranoid, or was anyone else worried that something might happen in Iran during Twitter’s scheduled downtime? #
• 18:41 @fredhicks I want to write his name into my eventual novel. #
• 18:42 @boymonster But the hair shirt is so glossy and sleek! #
• 19:54 RT @stephanieyee The best wedding invitation ever bit.ly/rW9fS #
• 21:45 RT @txvoodoo RT @markknoller: White House official confirms: Obama to sign order tomorrow extending benefits to same-sex federal employees. #
• 23:41 rt @nzmrmn change yr Twitter settings to show GMT +03:30 Tehran as your timezone & change home city to Tehran to confuse the Iranian censors #

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• 11:28 I just facepalmed at work. And not in the funny way. #
• 11:47 Urgh, this morning. I feel like I only got one day of weekend. Oh wait, I did. #
• 15:58 The m-w.com word of the day is "effulgence." Okay, universe. I get it. :D Life is awesome! #
• 16:16 @beyondabsurdity Bringing a massive group to "Fight Girl" Saturday night! Can’t wait! #
• 16:40 @boymonster "Effulgence" was also used to comedic effect in Pratchett’s "Going Postal." Is that better or worse? #
• 19:12 RT @beyondabsurdity Holy crap, tix for FIGHT GIRL are going FAST. Get yours now before they’re gone. Fo serious: bit.ly/gZrP7 #
• 19:43 @spodalicious I always take Eastern Travel or Megabus. Quick, clean, convenient, and $35 round-trip. Plus, many of the buses have wireless! #
• 22:32 @paulandstorm "If you give me swine flu, I’m going to spray you in the face with Lysol." #

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• 01:14 @xiehicks She is perfect! And you are absolutely *glowing*! Lovely photographs. #
• 11:44 @MickeydotFinn I believe that would be a copywight. Which is also what Porky Pig calls the real thing. #
• 14:17 @Uilos The Upright Citizens Brigade has improv and sketch classes. Maybe he could hook up with folks that way? www.ucbtheatre.com/ #
• 14:25 @fredhicks Welcome home, Evie! #
• 20:12 @Uilos *blinks* I can understand not taking interviews/con panels as canon, but published material? whuh? #

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• 01:16 @fredhicks Hello, Evelyn Violet Hicks! Do you pronounce the "eve" like "sleeve" or "levitate"? I said "sleeve," but @sue_sue4 disagreed. #
• 01:22 @boymonster When I read @fredhicks’s tweet aloud, Sue misheard it as "evil and violent hicks," which is possibly the best mondegreen ever. #
• 09:10 Captcha word: "Copywright." Is that like a playwright or a shipwright? Or someone who plagiarizes famed architects and Obama’s pastor? #
• 10:35 @NathanFillion You’re working at the library with the potato? Godspeed, man. #
• 10:53 RT @mollycrabapple Joan Walsh utterly owns Bill O’Reilly (via Gawker)-bit.ly/p47qw #
• 10:59 Dear Priscilla, You need a new roommate in two weeks. I’m not sure you can automatically reject someone because her grammar is appalling. #
• 16:48 Coworker and I rewatched Top Gun beach volleyball scene for research. My job = faaaaaabulous. #

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• 01:45 Just finished "Red Seas Under Red Skies." What do you mean, the 3rd Lamora book comes out July 16th? WAUGH. I thought it was out already! #
• 08:05 Hmm, what do you wear to meet the cast of Battlestar Galactica when your "Frakking Toasters" shirt is in the laundry? #
• 12:15 "Dresden Files: Storm Front vol 1" is #1 on the New York Times Graphic Books Bestseller List! BOOYEAH! bit.ly/56m0u #
• 12:31 To @fredhicks and @xiehicks: Good luck! I can’t wait to welcome the littlest Hicks into the world! #
• 15:42 RT @rdonoghue If you can take a picture of today, anything about it, and mail it to rjdonoghue at gmail, I will bundle them for fred. #
• 18:01 @psychwrites twitpic.com/789lx – I would eat at a restaurant called "Naan4U" every day of my life. Also "TACO PANIC," but only i … #
• 18:25 @fredhicks Dr. Lizardo? Dr. Sine? Okay, now I know you’re making this up. :D #
• 19:35 Second row center for the BSG panel! Ye-haw! #

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• 00:14 Monday: out at 11:30. Tuesday: 1. And now Wednesday: 12:15. Thankfully only working until 7 tomorrow and Friday. Sleep is good. #
• 10:06 @MickeydotFinn My stomach is not a celebrity! You are silly. #
• 12:40 Mom clarifies: House not actually "hit" by tornado. "High winds tore a large branch out of our tree and threw it through our window." (…) #
• 12:42 Mom continues: "All unpleasant. Lots of glass. Now it’s raining cats and dogs! We were without power about 12 hours." Zounds! #
• 18:32 Man, get a load of all these cunning plans I’m hatching in my head! It’s like Ocean’s 11 in here. #
• 19:13 I was suddenly struck with the mental image of Sean Connery singing "Music of the Night." My brain is a weird place right now. #

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• 00:46 @stephanieyee Comparing Dexter-the-character to Veronica Mars? I think my brain just exploded. I adore both, but… *sploosh.* #
• 08:12 @edeainfj Dude, AWESOME! Have fun! #
• 08:13 Great news: Futurama is back! bit.ly/7RVwy [HT @Uilos] #
• 10:43 I just had a very cunning idea! Let’s hope it works… *schemes evilly* #
• 12:45 @beachkid Pretty sure the gender assumptions = using gender of canon example to avoid "they" or "he/she" as a genderless 3rd person pronoun. #
• 13:23 Mmmmm, quinoa with apricot and butternut squash, beets with shredded feta, and roast cauliflower. Celliebelly happy. #
• 17:19 @jimmyaquino I’ll be with you in spirit, man! Be brave! #
• 18:28 @Uilos Yuppers! Can’t wait to see you and the Jedi performing! #
• 19:35 @jimmyaquino Cute! It makes me want to ask how many bullets are left in your gun, Chino, but I like very much! You rock all hair lengths. #
• 23:01 Parents’ house in Dallas hit by tornado! A window was blown out, but everything is otherwise okay. Thank goodness. #

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• 08:00 2nd awesome roommate (named Kara, oddly enough) a bust. However, 2 minutes after, I learned of BSG event @ 92nd St Y. bit.ly/UwQMJ #
• 08:00 I guess when the Lords of Kobol close a door, they also open a window. #
• 08:21 @mkcho73 I experienced the exact same thing! It was like being in a restaurant at the hour when their prices suddenly go up ten bucks. #
• 10:23 What the bananas, body? I may have gotten out of work after 11:30pm, but I still slept a full 7 1/2 hours. Why am I so exhausted? #
• 10:28 Nothing improves a gloomy morning like the Doctor Horrible soundtrack! #
• 12:57 Huh. Nearly 1 o’clock. I should probably order lunch at some point. #
• 15:18 @rdonoghue It’s a delightful planet! We welcome you. I’ve used a microwave perhaps six times in the past year and a half. #
• 15:44 @MickeydotFinn Sweet! You’ll be awesome. #
• 15:44 @rdonoghue We cook/rewarm stuff with our ovens/stoves. We are patient. #
• 17:23 @horsehearted Definitely "nargles." (Says the girl with the Harry Potter etymology website.) #
• 20:09 RT @DiscoveryChPR A dome over Houston? It’s not the Simpsons movie! For anyone who missed Mega-Engineering last nite bit.ly/i4TtJ #
• 20:10 Anything that makes use of the word "dirigible" in its building plans gets approval in my book. #
• 21:21 Oh my good lord, my mom joined Twitter. Welcome, Mom! #
• 22:25 RT @spodalicious Save the Boobs! Bid on breast cancer bears w/ autographs from Maroulis & Molina from @RockOfAges a.lisawalks.com #
• 22:34 Chris just saved an old character to the library as "bustyWhoreA." Far less subtle than my suggestion of "skank." Archiving is fun! #

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• 01:29 Fantastic night! Was out until 1:15am, chatting with @hodgman about BSG series finale. Have I mentioned how much I love living in New York? #
• 01:41 Also, the event was recorded for the MITYR audiobook, so my catcall of "COULTON!" around Mole Man #600 will be preserved for posterity. #
• 01:48 BTW, Great to chill with you guys: @robblatt, Matt, Shane, Amber, @sampotts, and Chris McCulloch! #
• 08:00 @jimmyaquino *cheers* I can’t wait to see the new ‘do! #
• 10:38 @Esperacchius I support this decision! I don’t want you to arrive in New York in pieces. #
• 12:48 @DerekRuiz Seconding Mickey’s fantasy-set crime suggestions of Men at Arms, The Fifth Elephant, and Thud!. Pratchett is a delight! #
• 12:50 @DerekRuiz Also suggesting "The Lies of Locke Lamora" by Scott Lynch, a heist novel in a fantasy setting. I’m now engrossed in the sequel! #
• 13:21 My website is down for no discernible reason. Hiss. #
• 18:20 This job is giving me a headache. To think I was so excited about it only a few days ago! #

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• 11:50 @kelldar Ooh, I hope you do! That would be a fantastic resource! #
• 11:51 Off to MoCCA! Who else will be there today? #
• 13:39 Didn’t stay at MoCCA too long, as I wanted to preserve strength for @hodgman and @jonathancoulton Mole-Man-atravaganza tonight! #
• 13:41 Still, I had a great time meeting Kate Beaton, Randall Munroe, Dylan Meconis, Ryan North, and David Malki, and giving them my money. #
• 13:51 RT @Uilos Pulp Shakespeare: tinyurl.com/69uoqy "The Queen’s own English, base knave, dost thou speak it?" #
• 14:49 Aww, the new Penny comic is adorable! www.myspace.com/darkhorsepresents #

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