- 01:16 @fredhicks Hello, Evelyn Violet Hicks! Do you pronounce the "eve" like "sleeve" or "levitate"? I said "sleeve," but @sue_sue4 disagreed. #
- 01:22 @boymonster When I read @fredhicks’s tweet aloud, Sue misheard it as "evil and violent hicks," which is possibly the best mondegreen ever. #
- 09:10 Captcha word: "Copywright." Is that like a playwright or a shipwright? Or someone who plagiarizes famed architects and Obama’s pastor? #
- 10:35 @NathanFillion You’re working at the library with the potato? Godspeed, man. #
- 10:53 RT @mollycrabapple Joan Walsh utterly owns Bill O’Reilly (via Gawker)-bit.ly/p47qw #
- 10:59 Dear Priscilla, You need a new roommate in two weeks. I’m not sure you can automatically reject someone because her grammar is appalling. #
- 16:48 Coworker and I rewatched Top Gun beach volleyball scene for research. My job = faaaaaabulous. #
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