From Twitter 02-10-2011

  • 00:04:11: RT @nkjemisin: RT @StaciaKane @dianarowland Dr Phil has always been a crappy doctor, but now I know he’s a crappy human being: http://ow …
  • 00:17:27: OKCupid: “Whether someone likes the taste of beer is the single best predictor of if (s)he has sex on the first date.” http://bit.ly/ifFoaT
  • 00:58:02: @lookupwards Yup. Many folks don’t understand correlation =/= causation, or suggest “these data validate my bias/prove my superiority.”
  • 01:36:27: RT @chriscolfer: Just watched the amazing new episode of FaceOff! If you don’t watch the show you need to! It’s Project Runway for nerds!
  • 09:07:36: @Esperacchius My vote still goes to Jim! Though Hugh would rock it.
  • 09:26:01: RT @PD_Smith: RT @anushayadav: The Female Character Flowchart: http://ht.ly/2RV6F
  • 10:56:44: Holy crap. Obama kills the King of Saudi Arabia with his brain: http://bit.ly/fhVMef
  • 10:57:15: @stephanieyee @woot Haha, that’s awesome!
  • 11:11:40: Zordon is a Racist – CollegeHumor video http://t.co/SYI8M9k via @CollegeHumor
  • 11:51:51: Axe Cop — the Live Action Movie! http://on.io9.com/dN72uo
  • 11:58:48: It appears King Abdulla still lives, and Obama probably doesn’t have a Tantalus Field. This morning is the lamest sci-fi movie ever.
  • 12:26:31: o hai thar, inspiration for my new mental image of wax spiders. http://bit.ly/9hnZ1H
  • 13:46:19: RT @jesshartley: PDX folks – I’m looking to sit in on a FATE or Dresden Files RPG game session or three SOON – anyone wanna invite me to …
  • 13:46:22: RT @fredhicks: Person who fulfills @jesshartley’s request for DFRPG one-shot is officially Owed One by Evil Hat, for the record.
  • 13:52:00: Your Daily Awesome: 70-plus-year-old woman fends off would-be jewelry thieves with her purse: http://j.mp/frVlvN
  • 13:52:31: @camsmith25 Ooh, I like!
  • 14:04:40: @antonstrout Why does Thursday even *own* Monday pants?
  • 14:39:13: SnūzNLūz Alarm Clock donates YOUR money to an organization you hate when you decide to snooze! http://bit.ly/L4fO
  • 14:42:57: I never thought I’d say this, but BLESS YOU, NEW TWITTER. We can access the epic Dresdenverse twitter story from last year! Saving!
  • 15:26:37: RT @thinkgeek: If the Phantom of the Opera worked in IT & hacked 4 floppy drives to play Toccata: http://j.mp/e141QD *cackle*
  • 16:27:26: via @seananmcguire: Zombie 5k: The Last Day of Your Life http://www.runforyourlives.com The degree to which I want to do this is great.
  • 16:30:41: RT @FakeAPStylebook: If you abbreviate the character name to “Dr. Who,” nerds will get upset. But are nerds ever NOT upset?
  • 16:32:20: RT @OKBJGM: Video: you’re welcome, america. http://tumblr.com/xm21h8m87g
  • 16:32:57: @mkcho73 Ooh, that would be awesome! Details?
  • 16:47:32: @mkcho73 Nice! I’d love to join you for both live action and animated. Let me know what times you decide. I’m flexible on Saturday.
  • 16:57:04: @Esperacchius I think @gillyperkygoth might have something to say about that.
  • 16:59:35: My Tweet Lovers: @SheckyX @sherlockbones @myyrdneopia @blazeorama @RobJDurand @Esperacchius @jimsissy See yours @ http://bit.ly/94tJkC
  • 17:01:49: Mubarak calls himself a father figure. Coworkers call Mubarak “that drunk girl who refuses to leave the party.”
  • 17:03:22: @Esperacchius It’s Maryland! Who says we can’t?
  • 17:12:05: @SheckyX Don’t you loves me, Shecky?
  • 18:12:24: @jbkuma @mkcho73 @edwinalui I have to be in midtown at 6:30pm on Sunday, but if we can finish before then, I’m game!
  • 18:37:32: RT @violetinbloom: Wow, happy Black History Month, everyone. http://yhoo.it/hX7o2Y (For the love of Pistol Pete, don’t read the comments.)
  • 18:37:49: @mkcho73 @jbkuma Works for me!
  • 19:46:46: RT @thinkgeek: Damnyouautocorrect.com is all fun & games until someone is stabbed to death b/c of a text message: http://j.mp/dWCAb5
  • 19:49:39: @ShannonKButcher BOOYEAH! Congrats!
  • 19:57:04: SO FREAKING COOL — A Gift From a Father to a Son: Theo Jansen’s Kinetic Sculptures – The Atlantic http://t.co/LTR8kXO
  • 20:53:11: @myyrdneopia How are you not a greasy spot on the pavement?
  • 20:56:56: RT @mental_floss: At Occidental College in Los Angeles, students can take a course in stupidity (Stupidity 180).
  • 20:58:11: RT @EverythingNYC: Grimaldi’s Pizza Pies Finally Available in Chelsea http://enyc.me/gw3nFf // This is a DIRE THREAT to my waistline.
  • 20:59:54: RT @theredheadsaid: Uninstalling dictator … 99% complete ███████████████████████████░ #egypt #jan25 #tahrir #mubarak RT @markb: RT @ad
  • 21:33:44: @arcaedia That’s AMAZING! Congratulations!
  • 21:34:09: RT @paulandstorm: [P] THIS RT @mariancall Hosni Mubarak’s a lot less dignified since I started imagining Homestar Runner saying his name …
  • 22:15:34: @Esperacchius That guy needs to read more Star Trek fanfic.
  • 22:18:00: Nut-job in Maryland uses Star Trek and The Lion King as evidence against gay marriage, or something: http://bzfd.it/dP7W0d via @esperacchius
  • 22:18:46: RT @seduff_: Still loving these: ‘Back to the Tardis’ pt1: http://fav.me/d32jkgq pt2: http://fav.me/d37u9t1 pt3:http://fav.me/d394o53 #D …
  • 23:03:52: @ShannonKButcher As long as he didn’t mean this: http://bit.ly/gqb5uQ

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From Twitter 02-09-2011

  • 00:10:25: @LenkaMusic Holy cow, congrats!
  • 00:13:42: RT @DoctorLongscarf: Looks like the air date for Doctor Who Series 6 will be Saturday, April 9, 2011. Bonus, it will air on the same day …
  • 00:16:55: RT @drawnfeed: Photo: Scissorhands 20th If you’re an Edward Scissorfan, you’ll enjoy this blog featuring illustrated… http://tumblr.co
  • 01:48:13: RT @viennateng: Thought: you send “seed” ideas, I record improvising on piano & make available in exchange for random acts of kindness/c …
  • 10:39:30: @AnneSowards Yikes! When we call you a superwoman, we mean that metaphorically! Unless that steak knife was made of Kryptonite…
  • 11:33:38: This morning, I realized relations between @MidtownComics and their downstairs neighbor must be intense! http://bit.ly/gydakN
  • 12:23:54: The Best Of Hipster Little Mermaid http://bzfd.it/iacgOk
  • 12:59:02: RT @Borders: “A mouse is small and can go unnoticed, but there is no limit to what a brave heart and a fearless spirit can achieve.” #Re …
  • 13:06:38: #StarWars | Which Star Wars Job is Meant For You? | http://is.gd/n0y2yf
  • 14:04:14: Am I going to have to get Indian food again to make up for the travesty that Brick Lane Curry House was last week? Yesssssss.
  • 14:07:30: Disney animator Heidi Jo Gilbert shares her awesometastic vision of a hypothetical animated WICKED musical: http://vimeo.com/19733014
  • 18:29:20: Just got a photo of the entire Asset department wearing plaid! Except for Nate, who didn’t wear plaid. Nate is dead to me.
  • 18:34:37: @SheckyX Of course I did! I was the ringleader!
  • 19:03:14: Listening to the BBC’s ADVENTURES OF SEXTON BLAKE from @audible_com. Delightful spoof of old detective/adventure radio serials. Recommended!
  • 22:01:36: I just realized that #Whedonistas will be launched in ten days. Ten days until I am twice published! Commence flailing!
  • 22:57:42: If Rothfuss could fight any living author, he would fence with @longshotauthor. http://bit.ly/hSijkJ Can Penguin make this happen at SDCC?
  • 23:00:33: @SunshineDuk Booyeah! Congrats, man!
  • 23:02:02: RT @jonrosenberg: SFAM: Doctor Whoa: You never know what pickup lines are going to work. It’d be nice to have… http://goo.gl/fb/NNTUp
  • 23:04:59: @myyrdneopia Ooh, that reminds me. Wonder if @BrandSanderson will be at SDCC? I need to resuscitate my plans for Vin cosplay.
  • 23:09:12: @antonstrout You can be @longshotauthor’s Second. Or you and Jim can team up against him and… I dunno. @BrandSanderson?
  • 23:12:09: RT @GregLaswell: weather.com should say, “Today in NYC it feels like you are not even wearing pants.”

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From Twitter 02-08-2011

  • 01:17:10: “Japanese Eyelash Perm,” Yelp? That sounds like an affront to man and god.
  • 01:17:19: @ksmccarthy24 On it.
  • 01:18:50: @Uilos Man. You have spent way too much time in hospitals lately. Massive hugs the next time I see you.
  • 01:19:46: RT @scalzi: Extraordinarily happy that Gawker Media’s sites redesign has an option for a “blog” presentation, because the other option? …
  • 01:21:07: @KevinConn Happy B-Day, dude!
  • 11:01:11: Gotta love those days when I do not have the resources I require to do my job.
  • 12:02:55: Advantage to not being able to work at my job: They just paid me to finish DEAD TO ME by @antonstrout. I could get used to this!
  • 12:04:14: Now, my job shall pay me to do another beta pass over Jim’s latest chapter.
  • 12:12:53: @SheckyX Good luck! Kid needs a lot of the right kind of attention.
  • 13:10:57: RT @ScottDeYager: This year’s Super Bowl commercials are not a good influence for our youth. I almost got carjacked by a little Boba Fet …
  • 13:24:28: I hope my refill of USPS shipping supplies soon. I have one poster tube left! They “should” arrive tomorrow…
  • 13:50:17: Productivity is restored!
  • 16:36:07: All my coworkers in my room are wearing plaid. I’m wearing Jack Skellingtons. http://twitpic.com/3xsk6a
  • 18:09:43: Man politely robs Washington store: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4xL3AjSLvM
  • 18:11:03: I sent out a memo, dictating that all fourteen Asset Department employees must wear plaid tomorrow. I predict we will all turn Canadian.
  • 18:17:13: via @TheOnion – Future U.S. History Students: ‘It’s Pretty Embarrassing How Long You Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage’ http://t.co/RleBQzK

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From Twitter 02-04-2011

  • 00:06:36: @ksmccarthy24 YAY!
  • 02:13:54: 4 of 5 stars to Boneshaker by Cherie Priest http://bit.ly/fYjguL
  • 02:26:11: @Dietcoke219 It was 2004, actually! Wow.
  • 08:50:51: It seems I battled a snotmonster in my sleep, and the snotmonster won. Merely breathing is misery.
  • 09:03:22: Wonder if going to work is wise. Would I kick this cold’s butt faster if I went back to sleep right now? Am I even still contagious?
  • 09:05:28: @gypsyjr @ksmccarthy24 The fiending is implied.
  • 09:13:08: Authorities have been notified. My snotridden body is going back to bed.
  • 11:25:52: Awakened by a woman from USPS, following up on the complaint I filed yesterday. I could barely speak, my voice was so hoarse.
  • 11:26:15: She chided me for being the sender–not the receiver–of the mangled package. Apparently, the other woman took down my information wrong?
  • 11:26:31: I’d given them the tracking number, which should’ve been all the location explanation they needed.
  • 11:27:12: Her: “All the packages leave our station in perfect condition! You need to talk to Pleasant Street.” I rasped: “I don’t know what that is.”
  • 11:27:22: I re-explained everything, and she took it down; said, “Okay;” and hung up. Hope that means they’ll call me back?
  • 11:27:29: Will follow up when my head doesn’t feel like snotty death.
  • 14:49:16: I slept until almost 2pm. So, uh, clearly that needed to happen.
  • 14:57:20: RT @alisonbrie: Thanks for watching tonight everyone!! Since we’re all doing it, here’s my behind-the-scenes-Chang pic for you: http:// …
  • 15:30:56: @fredhicks I actually had to give it a second shot, too. It got better.
  • 15:31:32: RT @JamesWallis: “If you want your children to be brilliant, tell them fairytales. If you want them to be more brilliant, tell them more …
  • 15:46:09: RT @fredhicks: New on Deadly Fredly: Project Tidball http://www.deadlyfredly.com/2011/02/project-tidball/
  • 15:53:58: @jimsissy HURRAH! Glad you like! Hope you find a good spot in the Writer Clubhouse for it. <3
  • 15:54:03: RT @jimsissy: OMG OMG!!! I got the Codex Alera MAP in the mail from @priscellie *bounce* It is even cooler big than it is in @longshotau …
  • 15:56:29: @mkcho73 Oh dear. “City Hall” on FOX? I fear it may not have been appropriated in the most faithful manner…
  • 16:05:58: Today’s XKCD explains the appeal of Sparkle Fairy Princess Morgan http://xkcd.com/856/ http://bit.ly/elezaf (art: Ardian Syaf) @ksmccarthy24
  • 16:08:30: @stellamortis Assuming Borders will still be around tomorrow. :D
  • 16:20:34: @jimsissy BAHAHAHAHA. Clearly, awesomeness runs in your family. XD
  • 16:22:03: NUTRIENTS: I HAS THEM.
  • 16:27:25: @fredhicks Oh man, you and me both.
  • 16:31:27: RT @bryansafi: NEW That’s Gay! My take on Chick-Fil-A! http://current.com/shows/infomania/92958734_chick-fil-a-thats-gay-salutes.htm
  • 16:35:16: RT @maureenjohnson: How much do I love nerds who nerd for human rights? A LOT. http://tinyurl.com/63asqvw
  • 16:41:41: @Esperacchius I might require that. *yoink*
  • 16:43:11: @paulandstorm Magical Mister Mephisopheles #rejectedCATS
  • 16:46:21: @rekjackson I love everything about that page. *squishes it*
  • 16:56:41: @seananmcguire I’m besieged by snot demons, but my office’s generous sick day policy allowed me to take the day to rest and heal! #awesome
  • 17:07:09: RT @CUnderkoffler: Don’t you EVER interrupt me while I’m reading a book! (video) http://is.gd/FRx3a0
  • 17:20:30: RT @chrisscross: THE LATEST OLD SPICE COMERCIAL IS NOW YOURS! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH!? http://gatewoodesigns.com/Gatewoodesigns/OldSpice.htm
  • 17:23:23: I’ve been awake for 2 1/2 hours. Energy failing already. I hate this cold.
  • 18:19:59: RT @Dark_Puck: What the FUCK // RT: @sexgenderbody: South Dakota Denies Driver’s Licenses To Married Lesbians http://tumblr.com/xhz1fftinl
  • 22:03:52: Recharging my immune system through the joys of MIDDLEMAN.
  • 22:12:17: @ShannonKButcher That sounds AWESOME. Save a slice for me; I’m on my way!
  • 22:13:01: RT @GeorgeTakei: Dear TSA agent: If you touch my junk, I’m going in with tongue.
  • 22:19:31: Some folks on LJ are running an Unpopular Woman Love Post, and Susan Rodriguez is on it. Show some love! http://bit.ly/fmIUnd
  • 22:23:59: Woah. They think Zoe from Firefly is unpopular? Are they HIGH? Who doesn’t love Zoe? Other than all the lesser mortals she trounced?
  • 22:26:24: RT @neilhimself: Old postcards actually ARE improved by the addition of spacecraft and aliens. In case you were wondering. For proof: ht …
  • 23:51:43: RT @boymonster: RT @wilw: RT @peterdaou: HIDEOUS. 100 sponsors of GOP bill that lets a pregnant woman die if saving her kills fetus http …

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From Twitter 02-03-2011

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From Twitter 02-02-2011

  • 00:02:45: RT @byharryconnolly: Mubarak to appear in public tomorrow. If he sees his shadow, six more weeks of protests.
  • 00:27:55: RT @WhiteCollarUSA: RT @JustJared Matt Bomer: Bill Clinton is a ‘White Collar’ Fan!: Matt Bomer drops by to chat on an episode… http://g …
  • 00:30:10: Mozzie getting to be brilliant + Neal getting to be shirtless + Peter getting to be Satchmo = reasons to love tonight’s #WhiteCollar!
  • 00:31:45: @fourteenacross Super cute! What does the number on your mug mean?
  • 00:32:34: RT @fredhicks: DFRPG: Your Story has broken 8000 *physical unit* sales. // HECK YES.
  • 00:37:14: @holajupiter @fourteenacross Love it!
  • 00:37:37: RT @cristinterrill: You gotta love a church with a sense of humor. http://twitpic.com/3vl7ws
  • 00:40:35: RT @chriscolfer: My aunt just text me “There’s a fake story about you in my tabloid! You’ve made it, honey! You’ve made it!” Oy…
  • 10:03:00: RT @nkjemisin: Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow? I say we drag him back, shine a flashlight in his eyes, and say “That was not your shad …
  • 10:09:31: @fredhicks Make a nickel disappear and reappear in our ear? That’s a fun one.
  • 11:17:39: RT @TheOnion: Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth http://onion.com/hyeXJz
  • 11:18:49: RT @laughingsquid: Egypt Returns To The Internet http://ow.ly/3ORMU via @renesys
  • 11:34:38: Yikes. I gave two of my coworkers my deathplague. I really thought I’d made the right call going to work yesterday. I feel awful.
  • 11:42:19: RT @blazeorama: @priscellie They didn’t get from you being at work yesterday. Not enough of an incubation period! Dr. Mom lets you off …
  • 19:36:42: Mab vents her anger at Chicago. http://bit.ly/gPwsem Run, Harry!
  • 21:36:52: @Theresa_Bane CONGRATS! How thrilling!
  • 21:38:02: RT @ICV2: Dynamite & Bantam to Adapt ‘A Song of Fire & Ice’ – A Song of Fire and Ice comic debuts this spring just after the T… http:/ …
  • 21:44:36: @Esperacchius @SheckyX @Myyrdneopia I’d love to do something like that, too! We just didn’t have the resources (setting, lighting) at MC.
  • 21:51:39: RT @Pres_Bartlet: Hey @maddow. You’re going to want to watch this: http://tinyurl.com/4ojp6ec // WATCH THIS VIDEO!
  • 21:53:59: @stellamortis @Esperacchius @kierabot @SheckyX Yeah, pretty much all the indoor stuff would be better with PG or first-1/2-of-Changes!Molly.
  • 21:57:01: @ShannonKButcher Neat! Let us know if you start getting tweets from the future. Especially if they include lottery numbers.
  • 22:19:29: @Esperacchius MarsCon. Ran out of characters.
  • 23:12:14: @fredhicks That makes me squee so hard. Especially when said group lives in South Africa. :D
  • 23:14:05: @fredhicks I also dig seeing different names under “purchaser” and “who you want it personalized to.” A gift!

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From Twitter 02-01-2011

  • 00:03:50: @blazeorama There was a product in that ad? I was distracted by something else.
  • 00:34:00: @kierabot @esperacchius @gillyperkygoth Hey now!
  • 08:54:00: Ngh. If you stuck a spigot in my skull, it would drip thick yellow snot like a maple syrup tree. I should put that on my Match.com profile.
  • 08:55:28: Job vs. Priscilla with the remnants of a cold, Round 1: FIGHT!
  • 09:01:28: @gillyperkygoth Holy YEESH. Though I had to google the Hillary comment–as predicted, it was taken way out of context. http://bit.ly/eqJfl2
  • 09:13:29: via @holajupiter, see what kind of ads Google targets you for! http://bit.ly/ifM0bb Mine are pretty spot on, save “Demographics-Gender-Male”
  • 10:33:41: I slipped on the slushy sidewalk this morning, sending all my weight crashing down on bones hip and funny. Do not feel hip or funny.
  • 10:34:06: Dear Universe, You are dead to me. No love, Priscilla
  • 10:46:14: I should mention that I fell 3 feet away from two construction guys, who helped me back to my feet and made sure I was ok. Thank you, guys.
  • 11:13:45: An NYC children’s theatre presents “Hans Christian Andersen’s The Little Mermaid.” I pity the parent who brings their kids expecting Disney.
  • 11:45:34: Revisiting my Google ads preferences. Tickled to see “Reference – Geographic Reference – Maps” included. They know me so well. :D
  • 12:04:51: Increasingly irked at Google Ads. “Based on the websites you’ve visited, we think you’re interested in topics that mostly interest men.”
  • 12:05:02: Yeah, I’m used to that. My major was 90% male. But rather than pigeonholing me by gender, can’t they just record my interests and be done?
  • 12:05:39: If I say I like “Comics and Animation” and “SciFi/Fantasy Films,” is it going to give me different results if it thinks I’m a guy vs. girl?
  • 12:19:28: @blazeorama @NikNoey Don’t know about “Female Biased,” but isn’t Firefly’s fandom more than 50% female?
  • 12:19:51: @CUnderkoffler Yuppers
  • 12:22:11: @blazeorama @NikNoey Mirrormask, Amelie, The Incredibles? It’s easier to think of TV. Buffy, Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies, Middleman…
  • 12:23:06: @myyrdneopia I APPROVE OF THIS PRETTY.
  • 12:24:54: @blazeorama @NikNoey Then you have *gag* Twilight and all it’s knockoffs. Would Smallville and Farscape be female-biased?
  • 12:52:55: Coworkers tried to correct my grammar. Too bad they were WRONG. You can’t touch my pluperfect conjugation of irregular verbs! #sexy
  • 12:55:59: I explain the improper conjugation of “Honey, I Shunk The Kids.” Coworker: “Your kids are never going to have any fun.” #grammarisfun
  • 12:58:17: @SheckyX I said, “I have never drunk coffee.” They tried to tell me it was “have drank.” Actually perfect, not pluperfect, but I still win.
  • 13:38:01: RT @OldSpice: Enjoy your breakfast of filet of t-Rex wrapped in cyclops bacon? When done come over for Super Bowl tickets. http://on.fb.
  • 13:52:37: Assigned to work on a character named Phil. Why do I associate “Phil” with “the person most likely to go crazy and kill all his coworkers”?
  • 13:54:41: #ApologiesToAllPhilsOnMyTwitterListImSureYoureLovelyPeopleWhoHaveNeverKilledYourCoworkersWithADeskLamp #Yet
  • 15:36:17: You need to read this comic on Pat Rothfuss’ blog right now: http://t.co/Z6sbjYm
  • 15:47:03: RT @sengineland: Google: Bing Is Cheating, Copying Our Search Results http://selnd.com/gvcExi
  • 15:52:29: RT @BrandSanderson: Lots of people have complained about the missing ‘e’ in my twitter name. We’ve gone ahead and changed to @BrandSand
  • 23:10:50: Not to make light of the whole Penny Arcade kerfuffle, but I find it hilarious that Law and Order: SVU is executive produced by “Dick Wolf.”
  • 23:22:17: @dsschatz @kevinconn Maybe if they were selling loveseats?
  • 23:51:31: RT @NY_Comic_Con: #NYCC 2011 will run for 4 DAYS on 10/13-16! Tickets go on sale Feb. 7 at 12:00 pm EST sharp http://ht.ly/3Oj80
  • 23:57:36: My sister is a gemologist. I want to show her this #WhiteCollar episode and see what bits she nods/laughs at.

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