- 00:03:50: @blazeorama There was a product in that ad? I was distracted by something else.
- 00:34:00: @kierabot @esperacchius @gillyperkygoth Hey now!
- 08:54:00: Ngh. If you stuck a spigot in my skull, it would drip thick yellow snot like a maple syrup tree. I should put that on my Match.com profile.
- 08:55:28: Job vs. Priscilla with the remnants of a cold, Round 1: FIGHT!
- 09:01:28: @gillyperkygoth Holy YEESH. Though I had to google the Hillary comment–as predicted, it was taken way out of context. http://bit.ly/eqJfl2
- 09:13:29: via @holajupiter, see what kind of ads Google targets you for! http://bit.ly/ifM0bb Mine are pretty spot on, save “Demographics-Gender-Male”
- 10:33:41: I slipped on the slushy sidewalk this morning, sending all my weight crashing down on bones hip and funny. Do not feel hip or funny.
- 10:34:06: Dear Universe, You are dead to me. No love, Priscilla
- 10:46:14: I should mention that I fell 3 feet away from two construction guys, who helped me back to my feet and made sure I was ok. Thank you, guys.
- 11:13:45: An NYC children’s theatre presents “Hans Christian Andersen’s The Little Mermaid.” I pity the parent who brings their kids expecting Disney.
- 11:45:34: Revisiting my Google ads preferences. Tickled to see “Reference – Geographic Reference – Maps” included. They know me so well. :D
- 12:04:51: Increasingly irked at Google Ads. “Based on the websites you’ve visited, we think you’re interested in topics that mostly interest men.”
- 12:05:02: Yeah, I’m used to that. My major was 90% male. But rather than pigeonholing me by gender, can’t they just record my interests and be done?
- 12:05:39: If I say I like “Comics and Animation” and “SciFi/Fantasy Films,” is it going to give me different results if it thinks I’m a guy vs. girl?
- 12:19:28: @blazeorama @NikNoey Don’t know about “Female Biased,” but isn’t Firefly’s fandom more than 50% female?
- 12:19:51: @CUnderkoffler Yuppers
- 12:22:11: @blazeorama @NikNoey Mirrormask, Amelie, The Incredibles? It’s easier to think of TV. Buffy, Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies, Middleman…
- 12:23:06: @myyrdneopia I APPROVE OF THIS PRETTY.
- 12:24:54: @blazeorama @NikNoey Then you have *gag* Twilight and all it’s knockoffs. Would Smallville and Farscape be female-biased?
- 12:52:55: Coworkers tried to correct my grammar. Too bad they were WRONG. You can’t touch my pluperfect conjugation of irregular verbs! #sexy
- 12:55:59: I explain the improper conjugation of “Honey, I Shunk The Kids.” Coworker: “Your kids are never going to have any fun.” #grammarisfun
- 12:58:17: @SheckyX I said, “I have never drunk coffee.” They tried to tell me it was “have drank.” Actually perfect, not pluperfect, but I still win.
- 13:38:01: RT @OldSpice: Enjoy your breakfast of filet of t-Rex wrapped in cyclops bacon? When done come over for Super Bowl tickets. http://on.fb. …
- 13:52:37: Assigned to work on a character named Phil. Why do I associate “Phil” with “the person most likely to go crazy and kill all his coworkers”?
- 13:54:41: #ApologiesToAllPhilsOnMyTwitterListImSureYoureLovelyPeopleWhoHaveNeverKilledYourCoworkersWithADeskLamp #Yet
- 15:36:17: You need to read this comic on Pat Rothfuss’ blog right now: http://t.co/Z6sbjYm
- 15:47:03: RT @sengineland: Google: Bing Is Cheating, Copying Our Search Results http://selnd.com/gvcExi
- 15:52:29: RT @BrandSanderson: Lots of people have complained about the missing ‘e’ in my twitter name. We’ve gone ahead and changed to @BrandSand …
- 23:10:50: Not to make light of the whole Penny Arcade kerfuffle, but I find it hilarious that Law and Order: SVU is executive produced by “Dick Wolf.”
- 23:22:17: @dsschatz @kevinconn Maybe if they were selling loveseats?
- 23:51:31: RT @NY_Comic_Con: #NYCC 2011 will run for 4 DAYS on 10/13-16! Tickets go on sale Feb. 7 at 12:00 pm EST sharp http://ht.ly/3Oj80
- 23:57:36: My sister is a gemologist. I want to show her this #WhiteCollar episode and see what bits she nods/laughs at.
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