From Twitter 04-05-2011

  • 07:28:12: RT @ashleykmarty: Anyone else notice that the 2012 “Obama for America” slogan is a total ripoff of @Pres_Bartlet ‘s “Bartlet 4 America” …
  • 07:31:37: @tara_oshea OMG, Captain Liberty! And Fury Leika!
  • 08:23:24: I should note that p10 of the FOOL MOON preview contains one of my favorite representations of Harry and Murphy ever. http://bit.ly/fzLQKw
  • 08:24:43: Page 10, panel 1: Harry is so much taller than she is, his head is completely cropped off. Makes me laugh every time! Love Chase’s wit.
  • 09:45:49: Wow! @SciFiMafia ranks “Li’l Harry Adventures” in their BEST OF APRIL FOOLS 2011! http://bit.ly/gvx7iU Thanks!
  • 09:51:53: @Dyonus Pepsi and McDonalds were part of the joke, as Jim and Harry are so loyal to Coke and BK. :D
  • 09:59:29: Dear Borders, Why are you still showing me stores in VA? I used my card at an NYC store last night! Where is your data coming from? Love, me
  • 10:27:38: via @MickeydotFinn 100 Amazing Darth Vader Helmets http://www.totalfilm.com/features/100-amazing-darth-vader-helmets
  • 10:42:15: @Democable I haven’t received a response to my email. I don’t expect there to be a problem, however.
  • 10:55:45: Really not warming to Firefox 4’s placement of the Reload button. Is there a way to move that in the registry or something? #fx4
  • 11:05:37: RT @qikipedia: Today’s C word. CADUCOUS. Descriptive of something that falls off naturally once it has achieved its purpose.
  • 11:11:07: RT @hodgman: The work of cryptozoographer Loren Coleman lurks like Sasquatch behind every word of my books. Please support his museum ht …
  • 11:31:21: RT @seananmcguire: “Spiders Are Wonderful”: best. Children’s book. EVER. Warning: contains spiders. http://essexterror.com/spiders/arewo
  • 11:40:34: RT @fredhicks: Rob: The Challenge is Challenge – http://goo.gl/GqQnz
  • 12:22:16: Was offered a free ticket to see Dan Radcliffe tonight in H2$, one of my favorite musicals! Emailing prof to see if I can make up lab time.
  • 13:24:22: Autocorrect doozy: “Gustorganics” to “history’s OCD”
  • 15:20:33: @rekjackson Maybe he/she was using Papyrus ironically? #hipsterapplications
  • 16:18:15: RT @laughingsquid: Medieval Pillow Mace Deployed at New York City Pillow Fight http://ow.ly/4tMV9 by @gianteye
  • 16:24:31: The music from “Company” is lodged firmly in my brain. Can’t WAIT to hear @ActuallyNPH replace my head-cast on Friday!
  • 16:24:52: Best Toy Story cosplay ever: http://popartinferno.tumblr.com/post/4356570584/via
  • 16:29:19: @DoctorWhoNY @ActuallyNPH You most certainly did not! Though the idea of Donna singing “Not Getting Married” amuses me muchly.
  • 16:41:18: RT @vampirecowboys: Only 36 tix left for AGENT G! https://www.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/791825
  • 16:55:01: RT @Techland: RT @pattonoswalt I love when creative geeks do cool stuff like this: http://bit.ly/eIkEnS #awesome
  • 18:03:44: RT @AnneSowards: have been editing Jim Butcher’s @longshotauthor GHOST STORY for past 2 days. YOUR HEADS WILL ALL EXPLODE. That is all. …
  • 18:05:01: @AnneSowards @longshotauthor If there is a single intact head in the fandom after GS, its owner is probably a replicant.
  • 18:09:17: I think the first words Li’l Harry should teach us are “tentaculous” and “Cthulhuoids.”
  • 20:43:30: @jbigelow4 I don’t have any signed maps for sale at present, but I’m doing another Virtual Signing in June.
  • 22:09:30: Thanks to @James_Phelps and @OliverPhelps for participating in Project Teddybear! @lisawalks http://twitpic.com/4hfcvj
  • 23:29:23: Seeing DanRad in “How to Succeed” was a delight! It brought back joyous memories of playing Smitty in high school. What a great show!
  • 23:36:02: Did I mention that out of pure, bizarre coincidence, I happened to be wearing my Potter Puppet Pals today? #aCornucopiaofLove

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From Twitter 04-04-2011

  • 07:14:35: RT @longshotauthor: The most satisfying words any author ever types are the following: THE END
  • 07:14:40: RT @longshotauthor: Ghost Story. Finished. :)
  • 07:17:53: RT @longshotauthor Ghost Story. Finished. :) // FTW! And it’s the best Dresden book yet! So glad you took the extra time for full-assitude.
  • 07:21:13: @longshotauthor Sleep well, man. You’ve earned it.
  • 08:24:19: @ASaintAndSinner I spent much of Saturday at the Cloisters in NYC with @ksmccarthy24! They’re exquisitely gorgeous.
  • 11:38:13: @RobJDurand I don’t know who the characters are! I haven’t read the books. I just like things that are pretty. :D
  • 11:57:48: @RobJDurand Dude, I’ve been Maeve, and I’m plotting Vord Invidia. I have no problem cosplaying villains, provided they are suitably awesome.
  • 11:59:12: *snickers* Another email from a fan who wants to see Li’l Harry Adventures! Gonna compile them all, send them to Jim, and see if he cries.
  • 12:10:20: “Gabbled was nostrils bosom surfaced be they’ll thank box.” –spam email received at work. Makes me want to reread “Jabberwocky.”
  • 16:04:12: omg, Nnedi Okorafor has a new book coming out April 14th? YES, PLEASE!
  • 16:24:17: Today’s episode of WritingExcuses had me in an uncontrollable gigglefit for minutes on end: http://bit.ly/e86XEA
  • 17:04:09: OMG, Doctor Who cast at B&N 5th Ave this Friday! http://store-locator.barnesandnoble.com/event/3093600
  • 17:28:38: Now attempting to cajole B&N to let me take a photo of the cast for Project Teddybear @lisawalkscom! Photography is usually discouraged.
  • 17:38:07: Happy 404 Day! #pageofthecalendarnotfound
  • 17:56:56: I just ate a fifth of a donut. Opulence, I has it!
  • 18:20:25: O HAI THAR INVASION OF PRIVACY. It’s been a while! How are the kids?
  • 18:37:43: @ShannonKButcher Hail the victorious writers! Bask in the glory of peppermint and triumph!
  • 18:45:32: RT @ShannonKButcher: Saw the best environmental slogan today: Save the planet. It’s the only one that has chocolate.
  • 18:50:52: You could jump off the solar system’s tallest cliff…and survive (via @io9) http://t.co/BNuCdrK
  • 21:16:29: @SheckyX What are you huhing about?
  • 21:17:22: @buzzymultimedia I’ll be getting a wrist band when they open and stepping out during my lunch break for the autograph.
  • 21:18:11: @buzzymultimedia My supervisor is a huge Who fan and may be going with me, so if it takes a bit longer, it’s probably cool. :D
  • 21:33:57: RT @cleolinda: Whoa, wait, they’re lying about who’s staying in the anthology? http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/966700.html?thread=59480108
  • 21:48:13: RT @BabelClash: Parry, Repost: Oh good. I was worried we were going to have to be nice to each other all through this exchange. … http …
  • 21:58:42: RT @smuu: Whenever I see a movie or read a comic where girls don’t get to do awesome things, I make comics about girls doing awesome thi …
  • 22:02:49: RT @wilw: RT @paulandstorm tickets for #w00tstock 3.0 (San Diego, 7/21) are ON SALE NOW. http://bit.ly/i1lKqu //oh boy oh boy oh boy!
  • 22:05:08: Great review of FOOL MOON #1 graphic novel from Pop Culture Zoo: http://bit.ly/dKynNW See? We promise we were kidding about the facelift. :D
  • 22:53:15: ::snickers:: Beckett and Castle are off to investigate the Hotel Beta in Midtown! I wonder if Castle has betas.
  • 22:54:27: RT @imsoto2: RT @MollyQuinn93 @Stana_Katic Please Re-Tweet this link to make sure @NathanFillion wins for E’s 2011 Alpha Male! http://al …
  • 23:23:58: RT @gillyperkygoth: Lady Gaga….as Maeve. @Esperacchius’ head just esploded. boom* // SO MUCH YES.
  • 23:24:20: @gillyperkygoth Do it do it do it do it do it!
  • 23:25:48: @myyrdneopia @gillyperkygoth I love the “How much do you like the Dresden Files?” question. I’m not sure how I’d respond to that. :D
  • 23:29:41: @RobJDurand What, because my praise of Ghost Story lapses into the Orwellian? :D
  • 23:31:15: RT @FakeAPStylebook: The correct plural of ocelot is oceshitload. Ocefuckton is vulgar and should be avoided. #GreatestHits
  • 23:33:12: RT @teefury: Fandoms collide in tonight’s TeeFury Facebook sneak peek! http://ow.ly/4tbqt // I NEED THIS.

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From Twitter 04-03-2011

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From Twitter 04-02-2011

  • 08:56:10: Woke up with a small #mysterybruise on my bicep. @Jamie1km, we need to ratchet back on our oneiric Fight Club. People will talk.
  • 09:27:15: This round of the BSC book tournament asks us to choose between @longshotauthor and @terryandrob. That’s just mean. http://bit.ly/i2LA12
  • 09:33:16: Suggested Amazon Express Checkout PayPhrase: “Priscilla’s Dapper Molecules.”
  • 10:13:00: New Mika Merrylark art! It’s Thomas! And his abs. O hai thar. http://bit.ly/g92PPb
  • 10:17:10: “Unexpected Naked Jack and Unexpected Shirtless Thomas need to have coffee. And by coffee I mean sex.” –@ksmccarthy24
  • 10:18:29: My personal fanon: Thomas’ body excretes a chemical that disintegrates buttons.
  • 10:19:56: @ksmccarthy24 I DID I DID I DID!
  • 10:34:09: I am charmed and delighted by the number of people who want to see “Li’l Harry Adventures.” To the fanfictionmobile!
  • 11:00:20: @SheckyX Pretty much everything Mika draws is O HAI THAR material.
  • 11:10:30: RT @erinsmith87: The April Fools @longshotauthor announcement email is hilarious!!

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From Twitter 04-01-2011

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From Twitter 03-31-2011

  • 00:07:54: I just read “HuluPlus” as “Hufflepuffs.” #badgersbadgersbadgers
  • 08:23:43: Pat Rothfuss opens the @BabelClash discussion with some choice questions for @longshotauthor! This will be fun. :D http://bit.ly/gHYjar
  • 09:40:58: Today’s WOTD is osculate, meaning “kiss.” Most unromantic word for “kiss” ever. Like pulchritudinous and comely for “beautiful.” #wordnerd
  • 09:47:18: This made my entire office’s day. // RT @wombat37 @priscellie “Callipygian” is one you should be using. Frequently. #wordnerd
  • 09:49:04: @Jamie1km I woke up yesterday to find a #mysterybruise on my knee. Maybe we were dream-sparring?
  • 09:53:00: “There’s something comforting about a schizophrenic guy on the subway screaming about demons.”
  • 10:04:26: I am totally cool with today being Thursday. Thursday, guys! Hey! It’s a day named for Thor! #thursdayguys
  • 10:59:35: RT @jimmyaquino: Et tu, Wonder Bread? http://instagr.am/p/CsK-s/
  • 11:01:01: @mkcho73 The phone book is better than that movie.
  • 11:05:36: @mkcho73 Still better! That part about the existential crisis of John Smiths was surprisingly moving.
  • 11:06:18: RT @BadAstronomer: Stop whatever you’re doing and gaze upon this *seriously* gorgeous galactic collision image: http://is.gd/KYB7sv
  • 11:21:35: RT @flourish: STAR WARS LES MIZ! http://www.salon.com/life/going_viral/index.html?story=/ent/movies/feature/2011/03/25/star_wars_musical …
  • 12:42:56: RT @BabelClash: pssst – Pat Rothfuss blogged while we were all asleep – you should go look. Wonder how @longshotauthor will respond.
  • 13:21:18: RT @fredhicks: “Free gets you mass. Free, though, isn’t always the price that will help you achieve your goals.” Godin on value of free …
  • 13:48:36: Got an email from a Dallas art gallery with the subject, “i see a banana in your future.” This is accurate, as I value potassium in my diet.
  • 15:43:23: RT @AnneSowards: AMONG THIEVES author @DougHulick is over on @scalzi’s The Big Idea talking about thieves and . . . dictionaries? http:/ …
  • 16:12:28: @AnneSowards @DougHulick Ooh, sounds intriguing!
  • 16:34:58: RT @amnewyork: CONFIRMED: The #BronxZoo cobra has been found: Zoo officials
  • 17:26:40: RT @FakeAPStylebook: While it’s tempting to call them “baristi” because of the Italian roots, the plural of “barista” is “journalism maj …
  • 17:28:30: RT @TomKierein: INSTALLING SPRING…
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    …Installation failed. Ple …
  • 18:03:28: RT @textfiles: Take children seriously: http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/03/i-think-i-no-how-to-make-people-or.html
  • 19:08:44: @Jamie1km “I see a banana in your future… a banana of PAIN!”
  • 19:09:35: Trending Topics include: “Twitter,” “God,” and “Justin Bieber.”
  • 20:04:33: RT @jeffeastin: Mozzie on set today http://twitpic.com/4fd3ct // At first, I thought he was giving the astronaut a fist bump.
  • 20:29:46: @destroythemeek Do you have a link?
  • 20:30:28: RT @LAGilman: Even SF/F writers can’t make this shit up: GOP lawmaker on Libya: “Where does it stop? Do we go into Africa next?” http:/ …
  • 20:32:44: @destroythemeek Is it gayer than Matt Bomer dancing to “Friday”? http://youtu.be/IviWH6hRhik
  • 20:46:43: RT @hodgman: Fake casting news: My mustache and attached body cast as “Hercule Poirot’s Father” in a new, youthful reboot-ination of the …
  • 20:46:48: RT @hodgman: Fake casting news: Chris Colfer LOCKED as “Poirot” in Disney’s new youth-boot of the classic Christie Belgian sleuth.
  • 22:35:32: RT @byharryconnolly: The continuing adventures of an author who discovers Amazon.com is already selling his book. http://sksperry.livejo
  • 22:44:45: .@longshotauthor’s 1st @BabelClash blog begins, “Let me begin by stating, once more, how much I can’t stand you, Pat.” http://bit.ly/i7x3iG
  • 22:45:55: RT @Esperacchius: WAIT….AWESOME! WE MUST EAT THERE! http://on.io9.com/eG8KfH

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From Twitter 03-30-2011

  • 00:06:30: RT @tara_oshea: This Muppet diorama is BEYOND AMAZING: http://lancecardinal.blogspot.com/2011/03/scratch-built-palisades-muppet-theatre.html
  • 00:11:56: I’m #reading Machine of Death by Ryan North http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/157630983
  • 00:21:32: @seananmcguire I am imagining Thomas’ extreme puffiness devouring the remote. It also digests coins and missing socks.
  • 08:15:59: @feliciaday Like the guys 10+ yrs older than my maximum Match.com age bracket who contact me anyway. Don’t think they’re reading the specs.
  • 08:18:24: RT @feliciaday: LOL! 60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos: Pics, Videos, Links, News http://bzfd.it/dUTsUl (via @ryon_d)
  • 08:19:04: @feliciaday …I want to write articles around some of those stock photos, starting with Gingham Hitler.
  • 08:22:44: I can hear @seananmcguire squeeing from here: Machete-shooting rifle-slingshot http://bit.ly/hcOpmC (via @donttrythis)
  • 08:28:31: RT @Harkaway: Genius. “Authors will become like Tamagotchi.” http://bit.ly/enaaze (via @neilayres) #futureofthebook
  • 08:30:19: Today is Wednesday, yes? We’re all in agreement? Let’s go, then.
  • 09:34:35: RT @cleolinda: RT @daisy_razor: Actual Wonder Woman costume, via @antheia. Bottom’s better, top still tragic. http://goo.gl/WfGEZ
  • 09:55:25: Must-see for Doctor Who fans, via @MickeydotFinn http://www.tiki-talk.com/archives/tiki-dalek-wins-dr-who-convention-masquerade-competition/
  • 09:56:41: It’s like a Dalek built by the Professor on Gilligan’s Island! (Someone please write this crossover NOW.)
  • 10:07:53: My Conversation Over Breakfast: http://cultoflincoln.blogspot.com/2011/03/standard-breakfast-conversation-at.html #zombies #lightsabers
  • 10:17:23: “Potentially four people getting shot today.” –my supervisor
  • 10:24:59: RT @BronxZoosCobra: Thinking about seeing “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.” That Daniel Radcliffe really speaks to me. …
  • 10:27:21: RT @dalekthay: .@priscellie THE PROFESSOR WAS A TIME LORD. HE USED A TITLE AS A NAME, AND DID INEXPLICABLE THINGS WITH SCIENCE.
  • 10:37:50: There is an abandoned cat on the fire escape next to our building. It’s been howling all today and yesterday. Wha http://twitpic.com/4ezeq9
  • 10:38:45: RT @neiltyson: Evidence my 14yr old daughter is geek-literate: In lieu of OK, one might type K while texting. She instead typed “Potassium”
  • 10:48:06: Calling the restaurant next door to see if the cat belongs to one of their employees. #CatRescueNYC
  • 10:58:22: Preeeeeetty sure this woman forgot she put me on hold.
  • 11:03:12: Hmm. I don’t see the cat out there now. It looks like there’s a plate where it was–maybe someone was feeding it?
  • 11:04:57: Shall swing by around lunch and ask what’s up.
  • 11:10:15: RT @hodgman: I am hoping the daily show still has my pinstripe emergency suit in the emergency suit locker.
  • 11:28:36: RT @neilhimself: For those of you puzzled about what I’m talking about, read the comments, as the author loses it then loses everything …
  • 11:42:03: @ShannonKButcher Jim Butcher’s Victory Cookies: powdered sugar, shortening, peppermint extract, egg, vanilla, flour, Burger King…
  • 12:24:23: @ShannonKButcher Burger AND peppermint AND cake donut? Your stomach is made of stronger stuff than mine.
  • 12:25:12: New Doctor Who trailer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vIsQ25Krq8 #omgwant #isitEasteryet?
  • 12:27:34: RT @newyorkmongoose: If you see @BronxZoosCobra, you tell me. I mongoose. I got Metrocard.
  • 12:55:53: I’m cackling as I write. Watch out. #planningplansschemingschemes
  • 13:41:39: RT @kellya309: If laughing at this makes me a bad person, so be it. Top Ten: Trendy GQ Douchebags http://t.co/Yx7Cj8Z via @shoutsatcows
  • 17:35:21: RT @JustinDJacobson: I see an RPG design contest… Design a game around one of these “unusable stock photos” as your cover piece. http: …
  • 17:36:07: via @lifehacker, The powerful, mystical Spotlight. On steroids. http://t.co/bf6WRBD
  • 19:54:28: Watching Monday’s #Castle. Alexis can’t go to the Angelika because she’s spending the day in the Village? The Angelika is IN the Village!
  • 20:39:20: RT @GerryDuggan: RT @JennyMcCarthy Tell me some of your can’t live with out products that u have used with your kids /// I’m happy with …
  • 20:44:02: @fredhicks “Wandering duo of Mormon gals” sounds like the subject of a folk ballad.
  • 20:50:57: RT @SalaciousScribe: @JamesUrbaniak performs Rebecca Black’s “Friday” w/ @paulandstorm & @wilw at “Wil Wheaton vs. Paul and Storm” http: …
  • 21:00:30: RT @byharryconnolly: This here? Uncool. Author decides to sell his book online, discovers it’s already on Amazon.com http://j.mp/dDWP8a
  • 21:02:18: @fredhicks Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
  • 23:31:24: via @viennateng, an historical cookbook of an imaginary island nation on @kickstarter! This guy needs to meet @hodgman. http://ping.fm/D6WOq
  • 23:35:53: Dear Priscilla, You are NOT ALLOWED to put the WISE MAN’S FEAR audiobook on your iPod because you are NOT ALLOWED to reread it yet. Love, me

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Standard Breakfast Conversation at Launch:

Me: This big bagel-cutting knife made me think of this video I watched this morning of a guy who invented a slingshot rifle that shoots machetes.

Kevin: What use would that be?

Me: Defending against the inevitable zombie invasion, probably. I’d want him on my side.

Kevin: That doesn’t sound very efficient. I mean, you could probably take out a small part of the horde, but what happens when the zombies got closer?

Me: Then you’d have a lot of machetes. Machetes are an excellent weapon against zombies.

Kevin: That’s true. Okay, he can be on our team. But I still think the best weapon would be a lightsaber. Zombies are no match for lightsabers.

Me: I don’t know. If you had zombies and lightsabers, you’re just asking for the creation of a bunch of Sith Lords. Fear of zombies is the path to the Dark Side.

Kevin: *snort*

Me: Fear of zombies leads to anger at zombies, and anger at zombies leads to hatred of zombies. Hate leads to everyone suffering because of the zombies.

Linda (who is getting married in July): See? This is why 3D people need to marry 3D people. So we can have these conversations without the other person sighing and going away.

From Twitter 03-29-2011

  • 07:24:36: @myyrdneopia Freaking ow, dude?
  • 07:32:00: RT @shortyawards: “Oscars of Twitter” Announce 3rd Annual Shorty Awards Winners http://t.co/h4sz6cH
  • 07:41:25: @byharryconnolly How cool! Think he’d be cool with you posting it when he’s done? I’m curious to see how it looks.
  • 07:42:42: @Julie_Butcher We should! *hastens to make you chowder* What happened?
  • 08:10:07: RT @violetinbloom: If there’s an age-related equivalent term to “whitewashing,” now is the time for it. http://bit.ly/gg1ZSm #disneyru …
  • 08:13:23: RT @viennateng: “In the present-day economy of time, the relative value of whitespace has gone way down” -@tanthalas http://ping.fm/CV3nH
  • 08:20:23: RT @rpohancenik: Rt @PD_Smith “There should exist a special typographical sign for a smile – some sort of concave mark, a supine round b …
  • 09:59:31: Can’t wait to see what @longshotauthor & Pat Rothfuss (& @antonstrout?) have to say at Babel Clash this week! http://bordersblog.com/scifi/
  • 10:04:18: RT @ravenofoctober: Dinosaur Comics – NOT ENOUGH GAY SEXING http://bit.ly/fyuLPp
  • 10:14:07: RT @astro_paolo: Ciao to everyone @ShortyAwards from the ISS, here’s a picture of Manhattan I took specially for you http://flic.kr/p/9soiwx
  • 10:15:02: @astro_paolo @ShortyAwards How cool, thank you! *waves at my apartment*
  • 10:46:27: RT @whedonesque: Don’t forget that Dollhouse returns in comic book form this week with the brand new story “Dollhouse: Epitaphs” http: …
  • 10:57:49: RT @nkjemisin: Dear Hollywood, how’s that whole bigotry thing working out for you? Over at Epiphany: http://goo.gl/nJoab
  • 11:00:36: @byharryconnolly Alas, his genius shall remain undiscovered by the outside world until he is ready to claim his due accolades!
  • 11:02:39: @BabelClash Yup! I was responding to your “rumor” about Anton peering in from time to time. :D
  • 11:12:21: @myyrdneopia They’re back!
  • 11:36:56: Seven Things We Didn’t Know About Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog | TWoP http://t.co/wI5A0bM
  • 12:08:56: RT @JmacDotOrg: Enjoyed this insight from pal Alex on the roots of why some men feel threatened by come-ons, even in Dragon Age http://b …
  • 12:15:47: RT @byharryconnolly: Good news revealed: Twenty Palaces gets an omnibus edition from the SFBC! – http://goo.gl/oaq96
  • 12:33:00: For the third time this month, I find myself waiting in gleeful anticipation of what Pat Rothfuss has to say. #nerdalert @BabelClash
  • 12:41:15: RT @msoeden: RT @HuffPostGreen: BP may face manslaughter charges http://huff.to/g8JHsf
  • 12:43:02: RT @tederick: On SUCKER PUNCH: Why Ass-Kicking and Empowering Aren’t Always The Same Thing http://bit.ly/gylAYh
  • 13:20:35: (w/r/t Creepy Wig Guy) Me: “I wonder if he names his wigs.” Bryan: “That is by far the creepiest thing I have ever heard you say.”
  • 13:20:46: Plannin’ plans, schemin’ schemes…
  • 14:12:21: Which of these egregious statements by Wal-Mart managers is most sexist? Vote in Wal-Mart Manager Madness: Sexist 16! http://t.co/1MIIFF1
  • 14:35:03: RT @hijinksensue: 3eanuts is Garfield Minus Garfield for The Nietzsche Family Circus generation. http://t.co/paTE4LT #what
  • 15:25:40: RT @AnnLarimer: Libyan Woman Reportedly Sued By Her Rapists [Video] – thymindmaymove: http://tumblr.com/xvw1x9gzvu
  • 15:36:14: Newt Gringrich believes USA will be “secular atheist country, dominated by radical Islamists.” http://j.mp/gKj6LA How does that even work?
  • 15:54:26: RT @factlets: Of the 8 wounds to the head, the first 5 were probably not lethal. Battle of Towton, 1461. http://factlets.info/Towton
  • 16:40:24: Mwahaha! Those plans I was planning and schemes I was scheming earlier today? They have been okayed! Shenanigannery is afoot.
  • 16:55:42: RT @neilhimself: This isn’t why I love @amandapalmer. But if I’d never met her, it might tip me over the edge: http://youtu.be/–GcThRqf
  • 23:15:56: Supreme Court: No damages for man wrongly sent to death row – latimes.com http://lat.ms/hywDWW // Appalling.
  • 23:41:29: Vote in EOnline’s Alpha Male Madness 2011: http://tinyurl.com/4tp228m — Includes @NathanFillion, Matt Bomer, and the “Supernatural” boys!

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From Twitter 03-28-2011

  • 07:41:28: Saw @gillyperkygoth’s Sight!Murphy illustration again. Guh, it’s easily among my favorite DF fanart pieces. Check it! http://bit.ly/f3LJi0
  • 09:40:07: @longshotauthor I call that karma for all the times you’ve broken ours. :D Sleep well!
  • 10:19:38: RT @smuu: YAY!! A GIRL LEAD! Only took 13 movies: Pixar’s ‘Brave’: First Look art http://t.co/vPiiqrp via @EW
  • 10:21:48: Yeesh, the heroine of Pixar’s “Brave” was originally to have been voiced by Reese Witherspoon? Thank goodness for “scheduling issues.” :D
  • 12:08:57: @camsmith25 Oh my gosh, I still haven’t! It was only in NY for like two weeks, so I missed it. *adds to Netflix queue liek woah*
  • 12:09:32: @camsmith25 What makes you think they’re on the same subject, though? Very little information has been disclosed about “Brave.”
  • 12:10:29: Hilarious Sherlock fanart: Sherlock Is A Vampire by ~leightonton http://t.co/MeECnFk @deviantart
  • 12:18:11: @camsmith25 Oh, come on. When you break them down to archetypes, 99% of all movies are the same story. I have faith in Pixar.
  • 13:10:13: RT @MickeydotFinn: Great chart comparing the 3 RT @EW: ‘Camelot’ vs. ‘Game of Thrones’ vs. ‘Borgias’: Which epic TV series is best for y …
  • 13:29:00: Today is my parents’ 30th anniversary. As time goes by, I realize more and more how extraordinary that is. Love you, Mom and Dad!
  • 13:31:11: RT @nkjemisin: More anti-abortion racism. RT @4coloredgirls: Obama Featured On Chicago Anti-Abortion Billboards Targeting Black people h …
  • 13:38:35: RT @byharryconnolly: Is your company going bankrupt? Closing stores? Here. have 8mil in bonuses, Borders execs – GalleyCat http://t.co/d
  • 14:52:36: RT @NathanFillion: My thanks for all the birthday wishes. Rather than think of me as 40, think of me as Nathan 4.0
    #nathanfourpointo
  • 14:52:58: RT @FakeAPStylebook: there/their/they’re – What, seriously? This confuses you? #GreatestHits
  • 15:29:55: Fascinating: How a differential gear works — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F40ZBDAG8
  • 17:16:23: Coworkers recording temporary voice over for a war-themed toy ad. Occasional cries of “FIRE!” probably not endearing us to our neighbors.
  • 18:58:52: @GameOfThrones I’m on my way! Hope you don’t run out in the next 20 minutes. :D
  • 19:58:32: Where do we submit our answers to the folding game, @GameOfThrones?
  • 20:00:47: (Yes, I am one of two people the @GameOfThrones truck crew saw outwit a piece of paper. My parents must be so proud. :D)
  • 20:55:49: RT @gypsyjr, @tara_oshea: TRUFAX: The Middleman: America’s Doctor Who? http://www.tor.com/blogs/2011/03/the-middleman-americas-dr-who // YES
  • 20:57:59: Intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism!
  • 22:31:20: Delish! Thanks, @gameofthrones! Wish I’d arrived before the lemon cakes ran out. :D http://twitpic.com/4eh7fx

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