FIST BUMP OF LIBERTY!

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From Best Week Ever: “Barack and Michelle Obama last night, celebrating the Democratic presidential nomination he so rightly deserves, and being just about the cutest, coolest couple imaginable while doing so. I’m really glad our next president is the kind of dude who fist-bumps his wife (everyone knows high-fiving is for Republicans).”

And the promised Crazpants Terry McAuliffe clip.

Jon Stewart: “So your philosophy is to act as deranged as possible and hope they just give you the country?”

*chortles* Terry McAuliffe is on the Daily Show. This is funnier than any Democratic primary parody I’ve ever seen. I’ll post a link when it goes up on thedailyshow.com tomorrow. XD

WTF, HILLARY.

You have lost. Endorse Obama and concede with dignity. You are a laughingstock.

You are such an amazing person. You have done so much for this country, and you will do so much more! Why are you cheapening yourself with this charade?

Edit: Mmm, there you are, Obama. Soothe my Hillary ire!

He and Michelle just exchanged a fist bump. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH BE MY FIRST FAMILY NOW PLZ.

That was the most AWESOME voice-over session EVER. I just recorded ten lines in a language I do not speak. :D

(And the character’s name I was reading for? Molly. Gotta love those weird coincidences!)

Linkspam!

Hilarious: Young Hillary Clinton

Very cool article with the best headline ever: Monkeys Control Robots With Their Minds

And in a similar vein: Monkey vs. Robot

Star Wars: That’s What She Said!

Human Tetris is coming to America. It’s going to be on Fox. There is something perfect about this news.

Oldest Live-Birth Fossil Found; Fish Had Umbilical Cord. Cthulhu fhtagn!

This is really nerdy, but… I wish they had these when I was in college. Sheer Post-It Notes! Genius!

Tonight, boyfriend and I are going to Movieoke, which is the cinematic equivalent of karaoke. You pick a scene from a movie, they project it behind you with the sound on mute, and you act it out. Sounds fun! However, I have NO IDEA what scene(s) to do! Any suggestions?

Ficathonfic is posted! 9,185 words. :D

My Prompt, from quick_silver985: “Morgan seems a little grumpy. Oh, I wonder if there’s some interesting story in his background that made him the way he is today… some tragic love, perhaps. Or the loss of of a dear friend, sibling, or parent. Who knows? Let’s see a fic about it!”

Rated PG-13 for gratuitous use of Gilbert and Sullivan.

My ficathonfic just surpassed 9,000 words. Considering that the minimum was a paltry 1,000, I am insane, yes? My astonishment can only be conveyed in an obnoxious and tedious yet somehow ridiculously popular YouTube video.

Some of you may have heard that PBS is revamping their much-beloved series, “The Electric Company.” It turns out they were filming a scene in the basketball court next to my apartment as I was walking to work this morning!

No, I didn’t see the Blue Beetle. :D

Ficathonficduetomorrowhlagdhalgskjdfasj.

What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net

Western. Like Midland, Western is another accent that people consider neutral. So, you might not actually be from the Western half of the country, but you definitely sound like it.

And if you’re not from the West, you are probably one of the following:
(a) A Pittsburgher – the quiz can’t tell the difference;
(b) Someone from Canada (probably southern Ontario) who doesn’t have a Canadian accent;
(c) Someone from northern New England who doesn’t have a New England accent; or
(d) Someone from Texas or the Heartland who was born after 1980.
You are definitely not from New York, New Jersey, Chicago, Detroit, the Deep South, etc.

Take this quiz now – it’s easy!