You have lost. Endorse Obama and concede with dignity. You are a laughingstock.
You are such an amazing person. You have done so much for this country, and you will do so much more! Why are you cheapening yourself with this charade?
Edit: Mmm, there you are, Obama. Soothe my Hillary ire!
He and Michelle just exchanged a fist bump. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH BE MY FIRST FAMILY NOW PLZ.