• 11:09 @seananmcguire Your cats are an opposable thumb away from controlling the universe. #
  • 11:13 "I want to buy skis and a gun." –a coworker #
  • 13:27 The Dresdenverse twitter characters’ effusive discussion of pizza, wings, bacon, cupcakes, and permutations thereof is pure torture. #
  • 14:30 How did it not occur to me that couscous is not gluten free? I’m a dumbass. #
  • 21:15 Indoctrinated my roommate and his sister in the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Have you been touched by His noodly appendage? #
  • 22:18 Hrm. I should probably decide which costumes to wear this weekend. Any thoughts? #
  • 22:28 @RobJDurand I do not have a raggy one. :) #

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