• 15:30 @brennabren @nelspen @fourteenacross I was being silly. :D I’d much rather be in CO with you than attend a concert! #
  • 15:32 mwaha, I just got to read scratch V.O. in an outrageous French accent. :D Some days, my job is freaking awesome. #
  • 18:15 @alyankovic Anterior Superior Iliac Spine! …okay, clavicles are pretty cool, too. #
  • 18:19 @jeditigger @SheckyX HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *glomps* #
  • 18:43 So glad I gave myself extra ti me to get to the airport. The shuttle that usually departs every 15-20 min took 40 min to arrive. #
  • 20:44 Plane delayed due to lightning. Man, Thor really *is* a jerk. @KevinHearne #
  • 20:48 @fredhicks Yay! There must be chillage! #
  • 20:49 @myyrdneopia Dude, you can just ask. :D #
  • 21:04 @myyrdneopia You emailed me? #
  • 21:04 @myyrdneopia Yes, you may! Bring me three souls in tribute. #
  • 21:11 @jeditigger CRASH AT MY APARTMENT. THERE WILL BE SHENANIGANS. #
  • 21:36 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia I have crammed 7 guests in my apartment. My bed and futon each sleep two, plus the other futon, plus floorspace… #
  • 21:36 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia My apartment is disgustingly huge by Manhattan standards. :D #
  • 21:37 Boarded! Flight attendant sounds like Sarah Palin. #youbetcha #
  • 21:43 Flight attendant asked me if I was old enough to sit in the emergency exit row. I’m 26! #
  • 22:12 Flight grounded temporarily due to weather. Pilot: "We’re number zillionth in line for departure." #
  • 22:14 Good news: I traded up to an emergency exit seat, so I can stretch my legs! Bad news: I’m in front of a family with 4 kids under 4 years. #
  • 22:16 One of the kids is a screamer. He’s sitting directly behind me. Remind me: is chloroform illegal? #
  • 22:16 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia Of course you may! #
  • 22:17 @jeditigger @myyrdneopia …Stay with me forever? #
  • 22:22 @jeditigger Spending the night in Dallas, then going on to Colorado in the morning. #
  • 22:26 They gave us free oat bars. Woman: Will they hand out liquor? I want something with proof. Me: Yeah, this is just circumstantial evidence. #
  • 22:27 @mhaithaca For him or for me? #whynotboth #
  • 22:36 Pilot refers to the clustergasm of planes in front of us as "the baby elephant." I like this guy. #
  • 22:40 Plane’s engines turn on and we crawl up the Tarmac. Rugrat behind me: "Mommy, are we going to land?" Oh, sweetie… #

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