- 00:24 @beachkid Urgh, preaching to the choir. New Yorkers, learn how to walk! And tourists, stand somewhere else to take pictures! #
- 11:17 @Esperacchius Still? Dude, tweezers are your friend. Take care of yourself! #
- 11:27 @Uilos "Bob? I thought Justin was Harry’s uncle!" #multicanondresdenfail #
- 11:28 @terioncalling Share, share! #
- 13:08 Boo, last day in Dallas! Had a fantastic time celebrating my daddy’s birthday and enjoying the sunshine. #
- 14:40 @terioncalling Oh, then don’t share! Continue to hush! #
- 16:35 Eee! My sister is giving me a pair of awesome lace-up brown leather boots that are too big for her! They make me look like a pirate queen. #
- 23:33 Landed safely in NY, but now we’ve taxied to the gate, the plane seems to have lost power. They tried to restart 4x and it died immediately. #
- 23:35 Plane eerie when lit only by emergency lighting and cell phones. Anyone got jumper cables? #
- 23:37 Huzzah, now debarking plane! Illumination? We don’t need no stinking illumination! #
- 23:59 Dear American Airlines, I don’t care if you have to unload our bags by candlelight. Gimmie. Love, me #
- 00:01 Woah, crazy! Baggage carousel started the instant I pressed ‘send’! Dear universe, please give me a million dollars? #
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