Twitter Driveby

  • 00:25 I finally got around to posting photos from my trip to the Bronx Zoo! Check ’em out! #
  • 09:49 In the waiting room, rather bored. Entertaining myself by trying to pronounce "Rural Juror" in my head. #
  • 10:00 Oh, lovely. The trial has been delayed an hour, until 10:30. Guess I didn’t need to chase the M9 bus two blocks after all. #
  • 10:41 Guy outside the courtroom having angry phone call about how he is being extorted and his life has been threatened over course of case. #
  • 10:41 To think they spent yesterday convincing us jury duty *wasn’t* like TV drama. #
  • 10:48 Dude, how do you not show up for your own trial? I know "innocent until proven guilty," but you have to know you’re not helping your case. #
  • 11:17 At 11:15, we’re finally going in! #
  • 17:18 Mwahahahaha!!! 5pm and I’m gone! And they don’t need me at work, so the evening is mine, all mine. Groceries and laundry time! #
  • 20:38 RT @Islandwoo NYC’s First Blacklight Glowing LightSaber Battle @ Washington Square Park – – Saturday 4/25 #
  • 21:05 Marsters’ Ebenezar reminds me of True Blood’s Bill when he says the word "vampire." I’m picturing Eb glowering and saying "Suckeh is mahn." #
  • 21:25 …some dude on the Rachel Maddow show just used the term "whomper-jawed." I think I’m in love. #
  • 23:03 GG suggested I was not a sneakyhor, and Kat is defending my sneaky honor! I have the best internet friends ever. #
  • 23:51 "I ship Murphy/Chuck Norris and Harry/Your Mom." #

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