Twitter Driveby

  • 10:49 I don’t know what my coworker is listening to, but it sounds like "Phantom of the Opera" sung by the Elephant Man. #
  • 10:51 @txvoodoo My favourite line from those high fructose corn syrup ads is how they try to assure us "It’s fine in moderation." #
  • 12:09 McCain’s bluff called! Un-suspends campaign and attending 1st debate, even though $700B agreement not reached yet. #
  • 17:45 @ABCPieHole I’m a hetrosexual female, and I would LOVE to go on a date with Olive. #
  • 20:00 Any day you fit "klaxon-like wail" into normal conversation is a good day, even if it’s rainy. #
  • 22:10 Can’t pronounce "Ahmadinejad"? Just think "I’m a dinner jacket," John McCain! "I’m a dinner jacket"! #
  • 23:12 @sinspired McCain’s line about not /telling/ Pakistan we’ll invade them was rather chilling for me. #

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