“It’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean, every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108-year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.” — Robert Pattinson

I love you so hard, Robert. Thanks to Britt for the link!

Britt is also gathering a group of people in Saskatoon to see Twilight while drunk. I have no interest in seeing this movie and I rarely ever drink and never to excess, but… oh my good lord, count me in for the inevitable New York spinoff!

Also, we will get all mockingly gothed-out. I shall wear my Molly costume. If you are in NY, you will join us! Come on, it’s my birthday!

See also: hilarious Twilight trailer parody on YouTube!

Oh, how I love to hate this franchise.

Twitter Driveby

  • 09:43 @boymonster Aww, they texted me at 3am. They must love you more. *sniff* #
  • 09:46 Wow, how did I know it would be Joe Biden? Keen! Not sure why they’d choose the darkest point in the news cycle to announce it, though. #
  • 09:47 @jimmyaquino Do we need to bring you groceries and remind you to shower/use the toilet? #
  • 20:13 They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard! #

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  • 08:05 @boymonster It’s so nerdishly exciting! Like waiting with bated breath for tickets to go on sale for the Serenity preview screenings. #
  • 10:33 @mkcho73 I want to do the same with "The Name of the Wind." Seldom before have I so resented having to spend 10+ hours a day unable to read! #
  • 14:40 Man, did the temperature in this room just drop 15 degrees? *dons jacket* #
  • 18:50 @fourteenacross Maybe this will make it hurt less? tinyurl.com/6ksxrt #

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  • 09:36 Screw you, NBC/Universal. #
  • 10:08 It’s 10am. Where the heck is everybody? Why are the 3D department’s four girls the only 3D folks here? #
  • 10:18 Nix that–the *five* 3D girls. 10:18, and still not a single boy. #
  • 10:58 Okay, it’s 11am. Still no 3D guys. WHAT IS GOING ON? #
  • 11:08 YAY! A GUY! Thank you, Amjad, for reassuring me that there has been no 3D-artist microcosm "Y The Last Man" event overnight. #
  • 11:09 @jimmyaquino Get me a sandwich! #
  • 11:37 @mkcho73 …Someone was suspended over a raised eyebrow? *googles* Okay, reading comprehension fail. #
  • 14:23 @mkcho73 I’ve seen both, but I see "shanty" a lot more often. #
  • 18:33 @boymonster I hate to break it to you, but I understand most jackdaws are actually only lukewarm about your big sphinx of quartz. Sorry. #

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  • 07:31 @mkcho73 Tell me this isn’t the tweet you were offended by. What’s wrong with "nip"? #
  • 07:32 @jimmyaquino If you block a follower as soon as you get the notification, why would that be necessary? The email provides a link. #
  • 16:07 @mkcho73 Um. #
  • 17:53 Headache. Mrgl. At least I have what will possibly be the most awesome episode of Project Runway ever to look forward to. #
  • 20:28 HATE. Why is everyone smoking around me? The coworkers that sit nearest me, a visiting friend, my roommate… GROSS and VILE and they REEK! #
  • 20:31 Do you think people would be offended if I spritzed them liberally with Febreeze? #
  • 21:31 "Free Pizza" Mac ad: John Hodgman is so freaking adorable. #
  • 23:16 US vs. China women’s beach volleyball! The teams are so evenly matched; it’s awesome. It makes me miss playing! #
  • 23:30 Dude, John Hodgman does voices for "Coraline"? I didn’t think there was any way I could be more excited about this movie, but I was WRONG! #

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  • 07:33 TabMixPlus makes life so much better. It’s the little things that matter, like the ability to surf with thirty browser windows open. #
  • 09:13 @mkcho73 Firefox extension. It makes my lunatic tabbed browsing habits easy to navigate and marginally less insane. #
  • 09:19 NBCOlympics.com:"Wuz Liukin robbed?" This is a news site, Alan Abrahamson, not your MySpace. "Wuz" is not a word, even if you use it twice. #
  • 14:10 @mkcho73 British people tell me that all the time. You, though… That’s new. #
  • 15:25 YESSS. Won Molly jacket on eBay! Now I can return the original jacket to my friend. I love you, Rebecca! #
  • 17:17 Mmm, love birthdays at the office. Best cake ever! Can only eat a little, though. Meeting friends for dinner and crepes after work! #
  • 22:53 Woo, Canadian hurdler Priscilla got a bronze! #
  • 23:07 @jimmyaquino Best to nip each in the bud as they start following you. Do you have email notifications set up? #

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  • 08:21 @mkcho73 Think Mimi from the Drew Carey show. #
  • 09:43 @mkcho73 Wait, what? This eye shadow is not of my invention. They’re all wearing it, on their own volition! I am merely the observer. #
  • 10:39 Puma Man, he flies like a moron! #
  • 15:48 My breath reeks of garlic. Life is good. #
  • 18:21 @jimmyaquino Have you been to Good Health Burger? Veggie burgers that are CRAZY DELICIOUS. Even this mad carnivore approves. #
  • 18:22 @boymonster Explosions pretty! #
  • 20:24 Ooh, a Canadian hurdler named Priscilla! I know nothing about you, but I’m cheering for you on principle! #
  • 21:51 HOLY COW. OLYMPIC TRAMPOLINE. My jaw is on the floor! This is not human! It is secretly filmed IN SPACE, where physics does not apply! #
  • 22:12 Middleman or Olympics? Choices, choices… Life is so hard! #
  • 22:23 Chose Olympics. Will watch rerun of Middleman at 12. Men’s gymnastics is worth two-hour deferral of Middleman love. Mmm, Still Rings. #
  • 00:08 @mkcho73 So much love for her. #

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“Vlad the Impaler had two loves: feasting on the blood of his impaled victims and puppet shows.”

I can’t wait for tonight’s Middleman. Preview here!

Twitter Driveby

  • 22:39 Why is EVERY FEMALE OLYMPIC GYMNAST wearing excessive blue eye shadow? Is there a uniform? #
  • 22:45 It’s always so much fun to watch the male pommel horse gymnasts when I can’t even do proper push-ups. SO MUCH YUM. #

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The intrepid fangirl reporter returns! Subterranean Press didn’t give me an exact date, but they did specify “very early October.” Looks like Backup just got bumped forward 3-4 weeks! Huzzah!