Woah. An unconfirmed French intelligence report is claiming Bin Laden has died of Typhoid fever.

(Also, he tried to ford a river, but his oxen died.)

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was dead. He’s reportedly been in awful shape these past years. And I’d be delighted to see him die in a way that doesn’t make him a martyr. But I was kind of hoping the U.S. would get the chance to kick the SOB’s evil, psycho, genocidal, pansy ass, you know?