“When two angels from God almighty appeared one night in human form at Lot’s house in old Sodom told Lot that he should gather his family and get out of Sodom immediately because God had determined to destroy Sodom with fire and brimstone the next morning, they thought it was just more of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s brand of comic mockery! So strong and pervasive was the satanic spirit of mockery. Hear these words, America, and weep for your sodomite sins!”

I hereby nominate Fred Phelps for “Most Unintentionally Hilarious Total Asshat on the Planet.”