(Rest in Pieces)

Melvin (Frohike)
beloved digital camera

Saved the World A Lot,
Then Fell off A Chair
onto hardwood flooring.
Stupid 1-Year Warranty.

Usually, when something of this magnitude happens, I would take a picture of myself mourning the camera and bemoaning its battle scars. But I don’t have a digital camera anymore! Bitter irony on top of deepest angst!