queekie99: hmm

queekie99: what would you say to Johnny Depp in a note?

queekie99: in a RATIONAL note

agent_starling_1999: MARRY ME NOW

queekie99: am giving advice to girl who’s friend is going to give a picture to johnny depp for her

spockmonkey4: You mean one that didn’t read like “OMGHAVEMYBABIES”?

queekie99: Rational, Moni. Rational.

queekie99: something like “thanks for giving the world the opportunity to see your talent” or whatever

spockmonkey4: Just write–I mean tell her to write–that you’re–I mean she is a huge fan of Johnny’s movies and he has an enormous talent etc.

spockmonkey4: :D

queekie99: *CHOKES*

queekie99: Enormous talent

agent_starling_1999: underline enormous

spockmonkey4: :D

agent_starling_1999: and also add that you?d love to see more of his uh… talent in the near future

spockmonkey4: of course

In other news:

Question: What’s yellow and dangerous?

Answer: Shark-infested custard.

Meanwhile, Assassins has been suspended until the Powers that Be sort stuff out, because apparently some people were being a little too exciteable about the game. Not sure of the details. But it’s nice to be able to walk around normally without carrying socks and jumping around corners in case of ambush.

Oh! And I’m now feeling better about the Evil Java Midterm of Doom. Apparently, not a single person got an A, and this is a class with some pretty hardcore geeks. And of course, the professor refuses our pleas to consider curving the grades. Niiiiiice.