Doesn’t Bush have anything better to do with his time? Protection from Pornography Week? Sounds to me like a challenge. Jen? Sam? “Smagsby”? You’re on. :D

And for those not yet 18, we shall all watch xXx (the Vin Diesel movie) to celebrate!

(And you know what makes it all the funnier? That–a parody White House website–posted this so soon before.)