Rebecca — you know I heart you utterly! I considered putting something along the lines of Rebecca/Ann/Ashley/Mimi/Faith/Cassie/Jo/etc, but I knew I’d forget someone incredibly important, so I chickened out. You were the first person on the list! Don’t feel sad, because you are loffed! Mad schnoogles to all left out, because Priscellie is a bad person.

Edit: See? I told you! I left Faith off the list! *sob*