It’s silly and childish but it amuses me.

Priscilla is:

  • Elvis’ wife

  • Queen of the Desert

  • a New York-based interpreter of a wide variety of contemporary songwriters

  • a seller of wedding gowns

  • a magnificient soprano and sensitive dynamic performer

  • writer or historical/western/romance novels

  • dispenser of free crochet patterns

  • JRR Tolkien’s daughter

  • a children’s book author

  • honored as Teacher of the Year by the Ontario Council of Teachers of English

  • an artist disturbingly obsessed with shoes

  • award-winning PBS Television Yoga Instructor

  • “Where fun and fantasy meet”, specializing in lingerie and bondage

  • a spunky, edgy, emotional singer/songwriter with indie rock sensibilities

  • a religious fanatic