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I have a love/hate relationship with junk mail. It’s so annoying, yet it amuses me all the same. Another thing that really amuses me is when people are offended by my Mary Sue Litmus Test. Or when they actually take the precise scoring seriously. Everyone takes stuff too seriously nowadays. Crazy, man.