spockmonkey4: ooh! You got American Gods! Good book! *squees*

queekie99: yeah!

spockmonkey4: *dances happily*

queekie99: i just finished the part where the prostitute.. um.. does.. y’know what… with that dude.

spockmonkey4: so you’ve finished Neverwhere? *has the memory of a goldfish*

queekie99: Poor dude.

queekie99: Yes.

spockmonkey4: yes.

queekie99: it was v. peculiar.

spockmonkey4: v.

queekie99: Gaiman has an interesting sex life, I suppose.

spockmonkey4: *snorks*

queekie99: Or wishes he had.

spockmonkey4: *dies* I love you, Alicey.

Scurvy!Endless, part II. It’s PirateWench!Death!

The resemblance between Death’s attire and my tentative Aldonza costume is entirely coincidental. Yep. (Come on, 16th century Spanish wenches? What did you expect?)

“The randomized killing of innocent people is excusable if you look good in a tux.” –The moral of “Phantom of the Opera”, according to Terry Pratchett

Meanwhile, can anyone think of any really pirate-y fonts? I don’t have the foggiest idea what sort of fonts pirates would have liked.

Step 1: Pirate Blog layout image (para Renata y los otras frowlers)

My eyes are now delightedly equipped with their new bulletproof vests. I keep squealing and saying “Look at how CLEAR it is!”

Best to avoid me the next few days.

Chungy is a loser. She was too busy necking with her man-love to go with us to celebrate Cherise’s birthday. And don’t try to deny it, you know what you were doing. The whole “family dinner” excuse is way too obvious.

I wore different socks, but still a new pair. I have a total of three new pairs of socks. Two down, one to go.

I love how award shows have now replaced “Comedy” with “Comedy/Musical”. This is perfectly effective with movies, but are we really expecting to see a Musical television series? A dollar and a jab in the eyeball to the first person who tries!

His eyebrows! His eyebrows! Dear God, man, look at his eyebrows!

(This announcement is brought to you by a heaping spoonful of some really sugary chocolate chip cookie dough — curse you, Marcelina)