Mom: Time to wake up, Priscilla.

Me: wsflg?

Mom: Remember, it’s Spring Forward, Fall Back, so we lose an hour.

Me: ::looks blearily at clock:: ::is suddenly very awake:: So it’s almost 1 o’clock, then?

Mom: Yes.

Me: Doesn’t my AP Physics practice exam start at 1?

I’m sure you can guess how the morning went from there.

Into the words

That trip your lip, and fry your brain

And sprain your tongue

Into the words

So complicated grown-ups find it scary.

Saw a student production of the first act of “Into the Woods”. So much fun! I love that musical.

Meanwhile:

Yesterday: Uncomfortably warm.

Today: Golf ball-sized hail.

I can’t wait to get out of this godforsaken Texas weather. ::launches self at PENN::

Copied straight from the Discworld Fanfiction egroup. But I’m sure VimesLady, who wrote the post, won’t mind. Spreading the love!

The New Discworld Companion has just been released. I’m expecting my copy by the first of April. Those of you who have the original ‘Discworld Companion’ (and I pity the Discworld fanfic author who does not) are familiar with Stephen Briggs’ fascinating and painstakingly detailed documentation of Discworld facts. The new version covers especially the books from ‘Jingo’ straight through ‘Night Watch’, and is a 544 page paperback with an awesome Paul Kidby cover. Stephen is the ultimate annotator of Discworld facts, and he works very closely with Terry in this regard. This means that Terry very often gives him background information which never quite made it into the novels, as well as occasional glimpses into future books. Stephen also mentioned at last year’s convention that PTerry was actually writing some of the material himself, when Briggs found himself seriously short of meeting deadlines. I am sooo excited; I’ve been waiting for this book for years!

The Wee Free Men is the next novel due out by Pratchett. This will be the second Discworld children’s book, the first being ‘The Amazing Maurice’. It features a 9-year-old who just may be a witch, and is described by Terry as “a classic fairy story but with the addition of the Nac Mac Feegle.” Those are the little blue guys introduced in ‘Carpe Jugularum’. I have seen several Proof copies of this book on eBay, but none, unfortunately, at a price I could afford to consider. The 279 page hardcover, complete with a Paul Kidby cover, is due to be released on May 1.

The Art of Discworld is scheduled for release on October 16, 2003. Filled with colour illustrations by the amazing Paul Kidby, with text provided by Pratchett himself, the 112-page large-size hardback is being billed as a companion to ‘The Last Hero’. Personally, however, I am envisioning a deluxe, much expanded version of ‘The Pratchett Portfolio’. We are promised a compendium of Discworld characters including the City Watch, the Witches, and the Wizards (and Wizzard), as well as locations such as Lancre, Uberwald and, of course, Ankh-Morpork. I have always considered Kidby’s work as canon, since PTerry previews everything he publishes. Besides, the man seems to have an ability to get into my head and put onto paper the images Terry has painted in my imagination. This is another book I have been hoping for for years.

Monstrous Regiment, the next novel in the Discworld series, is scheduled for publication in November, 2003. Having heard Pratchett read a passage from his computer screen last September, I can tell you that it deals with a young woman, Polly, who disguises herself as a male in order to enlist as a soldier, hoping to locate her brother who has gone missing in the war. I’m guessing that this is the war between Borogravia and Mouldavia mentioned in ‘Night Watch’, but don’t quote me on that. I do know that the protagonist finds herself in a regiment that includes a troll and a vampire. Although some characters from past books appear in minor roles, all the major characters are new.

Excuse me while I explode in a fit of overjoyed squeeage. *bursts*

Bwee! I’m in love with my negatives from the Spring Break trip. ::swoon::

Will scan the pictures I printed tonight tomorrow, when they’re dry.

::snorks:: I love my the girls in my art class. Mrs. McCullough announced that we were to hang our exhibition today, and Aschley reminded her that we needed advertisements, so we started to brainstorm for what we could say. We needed something clever. I suggested “Come see the exhibitionists!” as a joke, but everyone liked the idea, so it stuck. While I matted artwork, Aschley took Polaroids of Jayna from the back that made her look like she was flashing people, covering herself up with a Hockaday blazer. I took my umbrella out of my car, wrote “AP ART EXHIBITON” on it in masking tape, and Aschley took a Polaroid of me looking as though I only had the umbrella to cover myself up with. Then Jayna took a picture of Aschley, looking shocked. Over the weekend, Aschley is going to t00b about with a photocopier and blow up the images life-size. T’will be hilarious. I’ll take pictures of the resulting posters and post them here. Muaha!

Whee! Got our 3rd quarter grades today! ::is quite merry:: All A’s except for a B+ in English. Gravy, life is good. ::happy sigh::