Mmmmm. Ben & Jerry’s “Half Baked” — a mixture of Chocolate Fudge Brownie and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. Proof that God exists and She loves us.

In one hand, I have Terry Pratchett’s Monstrous Regiment. In the other, I have my calculus textbook.

Life is so hard.

*goggles* Wow. I totally didn’t notice that was a pun. A feeble pun, but a pun nevertheless. “There you are, my leibling, your favourite!” (from “If You Could See Her”, Cabaret). Doesn’t leibling literally translate to “favourite”? Gah, this is what I get for my practice of “Everything I need to know about German I learned from Alan Cumming.”

This is almost as weird as suddenly realizing the awful = offal pun in Save Ferris’ “Spam” on the way to Nimbus. My brain is wired funny. Or maybe I’ve gone too long without the presence of Dad and Uncle Lew.

Hmm. It seems today is World Vegetarian Day. Maybe I should have joined my hallmates in their “Vegetarian for a Week” experiment. I was going to try just for the novelty (thought I know I could never give up meat, even if influenced by massive amounts of cash and/or mind control), but decided against it due to midterms and poorly timed crimson tide. I told Jeremy (our resident vegetarian) that I’d do it a different week.

Until then, my motto remains “If we’re not supposed to eat them, then why are they made of meat?”

High on my list of Really Great Words is “otorhinolaryngology.”

Yeah. Great word. *nods*

Edit: I devote an entire post to a word and spell it wrong. I am the weakest link.

::laughs uproariously:: I love the LJ-Insanity Meme. It’s so disturbingly true!

From The Musical as Nightcrawler makes us Happy. Color added digitally; I’ll post everything Keep in my AP Art Portfolio of all the most beautiful ship of faces: more pinhole image to Cassandra Claire! Philadelphia is so in my fandom. Bleh: mock! VSP launches!

So what are you waiting for? Send Cassie those pinholes! Do your part for the beautiful ship of faces! I think I’m going to make a t-shirt that says “Philadelphia is SO in my fandom.” After I make a shirt that says “I might just do a Weasley.” Naughty, naughty, JKR.

And in the words of LJ-Insanity!Me: Comment, please (for more of Lincoln Ignore anything you Loff)!

Woe, my Barnes & Noble hasn’t gotten their shipment of Monstrous Regiment in yet, so I’m now doing lots of homework in advance so that I can read it guilt-free when in arrives in the next few days. Whee! Of course, they did have the Entertainment Weekly issue featuring His Neilness, which is, as promised by the magazine title, quite entertaining. Yay Neil.

Health Update: I’m now feeling fine, except for the persistent cough. The coughing up of blood was apparently restricted to (and arguably a result of) Math class this morning. So yay. Maybe I’ll rewatch the new Lord of the Rings trailer and pretend that footatge of Legolas fighting and flailing and being poncy is actually Orlando Bloom giving me chicken soup. Or better yet, Billy Boyd.