Serenity is released today! Buy it for all your friends, loved ones, random passersby, and even mortal enemies! Makes a great gift for Christmas, the War on Christmas, Hanukkah, Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day, Festivus, Winter Solstice, Atheist Kids Get Presents Day, generic Holiday Season, and any late December birthday and/or anniversary! Also the top selling DVD at Amazon. Fifty million Elvis fans can’t be wrong!
GO ME. Just got my Poli Sci final paper back, and if I hadn’t turned it in a day late, it would have been an A/A+! As is, I have a B/B+. *does a groovy dance*
To celebrate, here is a movie of a freakishly flexible woman doing a bendy gymnastics dance. I am so very afraid, yet I can’t look away…
I am cheered from my rage and disappointment by the fact that WE ARE #1, WE ARE #1 HEY! at Amazon, and it isn’t even released until tomorrow. Top Seller: Serenity! BOOYEAH. And the Firefly box set is #9. SO GOOD.
In the meantime, I have eaten all my leftovers, and I have nothing in the kitchen but oatmeal, granola, and Ramen. When I get back to school after the holiday break, I’m going to have a major grocery spree. My diet for the next three days: delivery from CampusFood.com!
Oh wait, I lie! I still have a small container of wonton soup, and a few nibbles of Appley Ever After. That, oatmeal, granola, and Ramen. I win at the Frat boy gastronomic lifestyle. After the break, I’m whipping out my recipes and making some real food.
I SUCK I SUCK I SUCK. Just realized that I absentmindedly put my dorm for the shipping address on my Dad’s Christmas present a few days ago, and I doubt it will arrive before I leave. There’s the barest smidgen of a chance we’ll overlap, but I don’t think it’s likely. GRAAAGH.
The latest from JibJab: The Year 205
Well, the Computer Science final went significantly better than I thought it would, but that’s what I thought about the midterm (Mrs. Krabappel: “At least it’s a high F!”). I guess it’ll just depend on how nice the graders feel like being and how the curve works out. *crosses fingers*
Four down, one to go! Physics on Wednesday. But now I relax!
Three down! And now, I scurry to #4!
Just took a four-hour nap, full of really intense dreams. As soon as my head hit the pillow, I was gone, and it felt like a full night’s sleep. Someone must have been sleep-deprived! To give you an idea of the weirdness quotient of said dreams, the last was a crossover between Pirates of the Caribbean and Peter Pan.
I’ve found that when I dream really intense dreams, I drool. This has been “things you never knew about Priscilla and probably didn’t want to.”
Dear Smokers of Hamilton College House,
I know that you know the dorm’s strict “No Smoking within 20 feet of the building” policy. I understand that it’s cold outside. But just because you don’t want to be cold doesn’t give you the right to smoke in your rooms or the stairways, filling our rooms with noxious fumes via the ventilation ducts. This is Philadelphia! We don’t have a smoking ban! Find a bar or a restaurant and light up there. If I catch you smoking in the building, I will shove a boot where the sun don’t shine.
No love,
Priscilla
Wow. I don’t know if I just knew the material better or if the questions were just less tricky, but I feel really good about my PoliSci final. Whoda thunk it?