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• 07:49 @jimmyaquino It’s because you posted that unbroken "hahahahahhahahaha" and it’s screwing up our formatting, dork. XD #
• 09:23 TWO-HEADED BABY. THREE LEGS. BEING PUSHED IN A STROLLER ON AVENUE C. WHAT THE HELL. BRAIN STILL TRYING TO PROCESS. #
• 09:29 My brain is still trying to convince me it was fake, but… I know what my eyes saw. There’s no other explanation. #
• 09:30 I saw him from two ft away. I really wish I’d run after the mom and taken his picture, so I wouldn’t have a truth-denial headache right now. #
• 09:58 The thing is, he looked like a healthy kid. The legs were all well-formed. He was just wider than he should have been. And he had TWO HEADS. #
• 11:42 @Wraithmaker Manhattan Avenue C. Between 3rd and 4th Streets, IIRC. #
• 13:53 I am seriously going to Febreeze my coworker. Thrice-daily smoking breaks are NOT COOL. #
• 20:36 @mkcho73 House is on now. Fringe is next. #

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• 09:31 My trip to work was like a scene from action movie. Sprinted to catch train, and door closed on my body. Like being hit by a baseball. #
• 09:33 As I was in the air when it hit me, I flew like a foot, right into a guy standing just inside the door. Gonna have a bruise. #
• 09:33 Hate MTA sometimes. #
• 10:37 @paulandstorm *stands by* #
• 10:41 @boymonster What can I say? I live on the edge. #
• 13:33 @Wraithmaker Thanks. My forearm–which got the brunt of the impact–is still tender, but I’m otherwise fine. No bruise, surprisingly. #
• 16:38 Good lord. Photos of Ike’s devastation in The Big Picture: tinyurl.com/6b9syq My heart goes out to those affected. #
• 18:37 @ABCPieHole A horse jockey #
• 21:16 @jonathancoulton is on stage right now! Viva Audacity of Jokes! #

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• 08:26 Dreamed was cast as Penny in Joss’ stage ver. of Dr Horrible. Sweet new scene where DH saves her from fire, though of course CH gets credit. #
• 15:32 Tina Fey SPOT-ON BRILLIANT as Sarah Palin on SNL: tinyurl.com/65nfgx #
• 17:52 @fourteenacross Writing Chat Thingy Imminent! *rejoices* #

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• 01:16 @mkcho73 I could get behind parfait! #
• 10:15 EXTRAORDINARY photos from the 2008 Paralympic Games on The Big Picture: tinyurl.com/47gy9s #
• 12:18 Les Misbarack! Oh my god, THIS is why the internets were invented! tinyurl.com/459xye #
• 22:04 @ABCPieHole I’m thinking Peach Ginger or Pear and Cream Cheese pies, but I might try to replicate Chuck’s Pear and Gruyere! #
• 23:31 I dun wanna go to work tomorrow! Boohiss! #

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• 07:41 Mrfsgl. Dreamed college roommate–one of the most awesome people in my life–died in a slapstick accident. Not a good way to start the day. #
• 07:51 @feliciaday You’re a crazy lolcat lady! #
• 07:52 Why do I smell nail polish remover? #
• 11:56 I had something to do on Sunday. What was it? #
• 12:05 Lunch: what is for it? #
• 13:47 What the HECK, new iTunes? Away with your demented new visualization system! I just want to listen to my songs! #
• 17:28 I have Swedish fish! By Palin logic, I am an expert in foreign policy! #
• 22:00 @boymonster Psych season finale! #
• 23:26 @mkcho73 Yesssssssss. Cheesecake always welcome at the Pushing Daisies party! Also cup-pies. #

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• 12:33 @jimmyaquino I can believe it. In fact, if I had to guess which of my friends was most likely to use it in a sentence, it would be you. #
• 12:39 @boymonster When life gives you lemons, you CLONE those lemons and make SUPER-LEMONS! #
• 13:04 Live LHC webcams! tinyurl.com/5tyyq3 #
• 19:14 Oh, so I don’t have to do overtime? Nice of you to tell me this at 7:15. #
• 21:48 "Burn Notice" returns tonight! Oh, how I wish we had a full season… #

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• 00:15 Off to sleep. See you tomorrow morning, assuming there *is* a tomorrow! And if not… it’s been a privilege knowing you. *glomps* #
• 09:28 I’m glad the world wasn’t sucked into a massive, man made black hole last night. This world has muffins. #
• 12:08 Today is BURGER DAY! #
• 14:32 New spot with TWENTY-SEVEN CHARACTERS. Can the LHC please swallow up the world? #
• 18:40 TheBigPicture: Photos from the national conventions! tinyurl.com/5kqopq #
• 20:50 @boymonster Yay! Library finally coughed up "The Sellsword." #
• 23:18 Accidentally got season 2 of "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" from Netflix instead of disc 2 of Jeeves and Wooster. Worse things have happened. :D #

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• 18:56 So! How is everyone spending their last nights on earth? I’m seeing "Dark Knight" on IMAX. #

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• 00:46 Retweeted from @feliciaday: McCain gets BarackRolled! tinyurl.com/6jcgfq Politicians + bluescreen = instant shenanigans! #
• 12:19 @sinspired *raises eyebrows* #
• 15:37 …is Gmail down? #
• 19:50 @boymonster "Influx"? Your offspring have strange habits. They get it from their father, no doubt. #
• 19:58 @feliciaday I’d offer to plant a corpse for you, but with my luck, it’d be on the day you were craving nachos. #

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• 07:51 Mmm, more granola/yogurt/blueberries/peaches. I can almost forget I’m awake at 7:30 on a Sunday so I can take a 2 1/2 hr trek to Flushing. #
• 09:50 Tweeting from subway platform. Hate that there are no express trains on weekends. At least there’s Middleman on my iPhone! #
• 10:28 Joy. Sari top doesn’t even fit properly. Currently waiting in woman’s living room as she attempts to fix it. #
• 10:29 Getting to New Rochelle in time for the reception is going to be interesting. #
• 10:49 Yay, sari top now fits! And of course, she wants me to shop for a bouquet of roses for bride from her. Because my day wasn’t frantic enough. #
• 10:51 And because carrying a water-filled vase of pointy flowers on a series of buses, subways, and trains isn’t at all inconvenient. #
• 11:14 Yay, have suddenly gained an hour to Get Stuff Done. I’m gonna need it. #
• 12:30 Oh my god, how is every florist in the city closed today? #
• 13:16 Success! Have achieved floral arrangement! Praise be to Yelp on iPhone. #
• 15:33 Arrived at station with 40 min to spare, as I paranoidly took a cab instead of bus&sub. Used extra time to shop for more fitting gift! Yay! #
• 15:33 @boymonster Has he seen it before? #

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