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• 15:04 Spam subject line of the day: "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!" #
• 15:05 "You WILL have bigger love wand, forget all your doubts!" Sounds like a line from a pornographic Harry Potter musical. #
• 16:06 @jimmyaquino Glad you enjoyed it! (Faith is on twitter at @smuu, FYI. :D) #
• 16:14 @gypsyjr Would it help to think of the cheese grater as a "Sports Night" reference? #

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• 09:37 EEEEE. I am the happiest Yuletider EVER! My Santa gave me hilarious and adorable Molly/Carlos fic! THANK YOU! tinyurl.com/8ebeuj #
• 15:46 Mrfgl. Ate too much amazing apricot ginger pie. Feeling bloated and gross, yet happy. #
• 18:04 Dear Doctor Who Christmas Special, if you aren’t finished downloading by the time I get home from my Christmas party, there will be words. #

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• 08:49 MOMENT OF HORROR this morning when dad woke me, saying our car had been stolen. Turns out I just hadn’t parked it in its usual place. Phew! #
• 11:29 A Filipino "Twilight" telenovella? WORLDS OF YES. tinyurl.com/9rqd2j #
• 11:31 Mmm, Kristin Chenoweth. Sing Christmas songs to me! #
• 11:36 Sweet fanvid: Carol of the Firefly tinyurl.com/8sfvvf #
• 11:51 Earn an instant strip-search at the airport with these hilarious cards: tinyurl.com/8qzkwo #
• 11:52 @fredhicks NICE. Yay for shiny new toys! #
• 12:29 I love trying on clothes from my closet at home. Each garment is a delightful reminder of the 15 pounds I’ve lost since high school. #
• 17:41 USPS sucks. 1) Dental appliance my mom sent over two weeks ago, and 2) Xmas gift friend sent a week and a half ago, still have not arrived. #
• 17:43 @redone17 We don’t have to work next Thursday or Friday? Sweet. That makes the amount of vacation days I’m losing slightly less outrageous. #
• 00:06 MERRY CHRISTMAS, TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE IT! #
• 00:06 Where are you, Yuletide? *pokes it* #

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• 02:06 An unpleasant thing: having the north-facing bedroom in a house with poor insulation and heating. #
• 02:09 Sleeping in fleece sweater, flannel pants, and slippers, under about 50lbs of blankets. Feel like a skeleton buried in the ashes of Pompeii. #
• 17:05 Congratulations, boss. You just RUINED CHRISTMAS. #

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• 00:59 Oh my good lord, Sam has written the best Doctor Who Christmas story EVER. Read it and die laughing! tinyurl.com/7wnj3c #
• 16:09 @jimmyaquino Shame it never got off the ground. Hopefully you’ll find a new outlet for your brilliance before too long! #
• 16:28 @gypsyjr Ditto. I use the same username for every social place I register. Anything else is just CONFUSING. #
• 16:42 @beyondabsurdity Kickass! Will it be released before or after the show opens? #
• 16:43 @hodgman Dude, how did I not know Amtrak gave discounts for AAA members? I must use this knowledge to my advantage! #

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• 13:25 @mkcho73 You know they have pills for that, now. #
• 13:26 "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General": Fun song to parody, or MOST fun song to parody? #
• 14:19 Taken on my iPhone yesterday: A cold front comes into Dallas. theninemuses.net/junk/coldfront.jpg #
• 14:27 Hmm. There is a flaw to simply grabbing all songs with Christmas in the title when compiling a mix. RENT’s "Christmas Bells" is not a carol. #
• 14:51 @gypsyjr Try thinking about something really, really monotonous. Bore yourself to sleep. Works for me! #
• 17:02 Christmas Bells may not belong on holiday mix, but Making Christmas and Kidnap the Sandy Claws certainly do. I dare you to say otherwise. #
• 18:22 Very cool: Britain From Above, A visualisation of Britain’s information economy. tinyurl.com/ayc7q8 #
• 18:33 The Big Picture blog rounds out its "2008 In Pictures" series: tinyurl.com/3rs7o6 #
• 18:37 @feliciaday Urgh, that store is a misery! The heavy cologne started making me feel lightheaded after two minutes! #
• 19:15 @xiehicks Feeling the holiday gilt? *rimshot* #
• 19:17 @xiehicks Wow. Sounds amazing! It’s going to be a happy holiday for bellies! #
• 19:19 @jimmyaquino WOE. #
• 23:35 I have a gingerbread man, half-dipped in chocolate! I have eaten his legs. #

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• 09:32 Sitting pretty at my gate with plenty of time to spare, despite best efforts of NYPD! They pulled over my cab driver for talking on phone. #
• 09:39 OH HELL NO. Someone is toying with me. Last time I was at LGA, heard Susan Rodriguez paged. Today, Carlos Ramirez. Whaaaat. #
• 09:41 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE FLYING AMERICAN. #
• 09:45 Sweet! They just paged "Mina Matejami!" I know she isn’t fictional! Losing your touch, LGA. #
• 10:55 I love how upfront the airline is, telling us our bags almost certainly will not be on the flight due to a weight restriction. Merry Xmas. #
• 10:57 Ooh! But first, they have to de-ice the plane! That’s not ominous. #
• 20:37 Mrsfgl. Submitted *something* to Yuletide, at least. Not really proud, not really betaed. Will have unlame version in my LJ for reveal. #
• 23:28 Dear Priscilla, Yeah, so you have a fanfic on the internets that you aren’t proud of. BOO HOO. Get over yourself. Love, me. #

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• 12:08 "It’s critical that the characters not be too attractive. Therefore, they should look like Brad Pitt and Cameron Diaz." Oh, clients… #
• 12:48 SNOW! theninemuses.net/pics/081219snow.jpg #
• 14:55 BOOYEAH! Got tickets to see Kristin Chenoweth! tinyurl.com/3qhk3q #
• 17:22 @hodgman As someone who works in advertising, I LOATHE PEOPLE THAT ARE IN COMMERCIALS. See how hurtful words can be, Hodgman? #
• 19:25 @xiehicks Don’t let go! Double spacing after periods is a noble practice! #

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• 12:10 Holy hemmorage, Batman! Going home to change jeans. Hate this time of the month. #
• 13:28 And I am a human being again! #
• 15:30 WHAT THE HELL, BODY. #
• 15:32 How the HELL does a person bleed through a heavy tampon, a pad, underwear, and a heavy pair of jeans, onto her desk chair, in TWO HOURS? #
• 15:32 I think if I ripped out my uterus with a toasting fork, I would actually BLEED LESS. #
• 15:32 Oh, and TMI WARNING. #
• 17:24 @marshallpittman Okay, that’s creepy. #
• 17:51 @beyondabsurdity *chortles* I love you guys. Happy Holidays! #
• 18:43 Thank you, Universe. Even on a day as cruddy as this, I can count on you to give me Neil Patrick Harris as Indiana Jones. bit.ly/NEVB #
• 22:32 Mrfsgl, freaking Yuletide. #
• 00:02 OH HECK YES. I actually have a theme for my Yuletide fic now! It may not be a disgrace after all! #

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• 12:53 @boymonster If you ever come to NY, I’m sure I could find a cheesecake willing to take you at least to second base. #
• 21:47 @Wraithmaker Dude! Under what circumstance? #
• 21:48 Roommate is playing with my new blender. Woo, smoothies! #
• 21:50 @sinspired This is why God invented the internet, dear. #

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