Your daily EPIC FAIL: Hey, St. Nick: Put down the cookie: Top doctor in U.S. says big guy sets bad example.

America’s top doc told the Herald yesterday that Santa Claus should slim down, in the latest blow struck in a global politically correct crusade against the jolly fat man… And it just gets worse from there.

Someone’s getting coal in their stocking this Christmas.

Hope you all had a great St. Patrick’s day! I leave you with this image, made by my friend John. Note that people unfamiliar with Snakes on a Plane should NOT click the above link, as they will not get the joke and probably be offended. Those that are familiar with the movie will probably find it hilarious. Use your power wisely.