From Twitter 05-06-2011

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From Twitter 05-05-2011

  • 07:45:43: OSX/FF4 bug: the Save screen only appears a few seconds, and if you can’t navigate fast enough, it’ll save in the wrong location. Advice?
  • 07:46:00: Will probably have to visit the Apple store soon.
  • 08:01:23: @contraducktory Nah, I have it on “Always ask me where to save files.” The Browse window comes up, but only for one or three or ten seconds.
  • 08:18:24: Man, issue 2 of the “Fool Moon” graphic novel is coming together wonderfully. Can’t wait for you all to see it!
  • 08:28:51: I can has Chaunzaggoroth? Yes you can has in issue 3!
  • 08:35:43: @Democable MidtownComics.com has the SF hardcover compilations AND issue 1 of FM! One-stop shopping. :D
  • 08:41:55: 1. Work until midnight. 2. Go to sleep immediately. 3. Wake up early to comic-beta. 4. Go back to work. 5. ??? 6. Profit?
  • 11:40:04: RT @Techland: Anonymous to Sony: We don’t condone credit card theft | http://ti.me/mjLcwL
  • 11:59:08: I can’t believe I just bought a ticket to see Thor at midnight in 3D on a work night.
  • 12:08:08: @contraducktory All three. I hate 3D, I fall asleep at midnight movies, and I require beauty rest. But it’s worth going with friends!
  • 12:19:51: Dear English-speaking world, “Everyday” does not mean the same thing as “every day.” Love, me
  • 12:38:55: Why would someone make chili without meat? Do they hate freedom?
  • 12:39:41: “I like his furry arm warmers and his neck beard.” –quote presented without context
  • 12:55:55: In case you ever planned on sleeping again: Prison Guard Dog Fitted with Titanium Teeth http://bit.ly/kxIcNl
  • 13:03:33: @SheckyX http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S8TTPQCPA6I/AAAAAAAACwA/ZHZH-Bi8OmI/s1600/ALOT2.png
  • 13:12:41: @SheckyX That was Hyberbole and a Half, actually!
  • 13:59:08: @Thumbelina137 @SheckyX Dingdingdingding! And a kewpie doll for the pretty lady!
  • 14:08:28: RT @cleolinda: RT @agentquery: FANTASTIC post from @smartbitches: specific ways we can help tornado-devastated Southern states http://bi …
  • 14:18:10: RT @aliceandjeff: Sexy Timez Doubled http://twitpic.com/4thp7f
  • 14:19:08: @BrandSanderson @NateTheComicGuy Parsley Semaphore? I would read the heck out of that book. :D
  • 14:19:22: RT @BrandSanderson: Awesome comic: (Warning, involves me.) Click on the image for an extra goodie. Thanks @NateTheComicGuy! http://bi …
  • 14:35:09: RT @teefury: The angels have the phone box in Don’t Blink, Matt_Dearden’s tribute to an iconic episode of Doctor Who! http://teefury.com
  • 15:51:31: RT @mental_floss: Math Food! — http://bit.ly/lQmKaL (Of course there’s a Pi Pie.)
  • 15:54:39: RT @HipsterDalek: MY EYESTALK IS EQUIPPED WITH AN INSTAMATIC CAMERA AND FISH-EYE LENS.
  • 15:54:44: RT @HipsterDalek: I EXTERMINATE SPECIES THAT DON’T EVEN EXIST YET.
  • 16:32:37: RT @DalekThay: YOUR MOTHER is so UNATTRACTIVE that THE SILENCE wish THEY could FORGET HER! #DalekSnaps #DoctorWho
  • 16:35:10: RT @AllieBrosh: New Blog Post: :D: Guess what?

    I’m writing a book. With pages!

    And there will be pictures on t… http …

  • 16:38:28: RT @Dark_Puck: RT: @maereth: Politician’s Mother Makes Him Apologize for Calling Neil Gaiman ‘Pencil-necked Weasel’ http://t.co/gQfvJBI
  • 16:42:28: RT @mental_floss: News: Kids Don’t Know Who The Beatles Were — http://bit.ly/mAFiIX
  • 16:52:39: RT @DisneyPixar: FIRST LOOK: La Luna, A Timeless Coming of Age Fable from @DisneyPixar http://bit.ly/k4kRqg (via @indiewire)
  • 16:59:49: “When you go to prison, I’ll send you episodes of Doctor Who inside a cake.” –me
  • 19:02:10: Royal Wedding Dalek: http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a316680/the-royal-wedding-dalek.html
  • 19:08:26: RT @aurosan: It says everything about the US that the same people so destroyed by seeing Janet Jackson’s nipple are begging to see Osama …
  • 19:23:45: Blu’s “Big Bang Big Boom” will blow your mind: http://www.blublu.org/sito/video/video.htm
  • 19:25:38: Also freaking cool: Popping Balloons — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygs66ZKoRMU
  • 19:43:28: BETA ALL THE THINGS! *brandishes machete*
  • 20:32:42: Your daily adorable: How to Distract a Duckling — http://cubiclebot.com/videos/how-to-distract-a-duckling-video/
  • 20:33:50: OMG, I forgot Lee Pace was on Broadway right now! I must experience the Muppet-eyebrowed wonder in person.
  • 20:44:26: @Esperacchius “The Normal Heart.” And I have a discount code, mwaha! We shall have to arrange an outing.
  • 21:37:32: Hey, remember that time Tera West checked out Harry’s naked butt?
  • 22:06:11: RT @amnewyork: How dirty is your subway ride? http://bit.ly/mzpXEq
  • 22:13:29: In my head, I am reliving @ActuallyNPH leading “Side By Side” in the Philarmonic’s COMPANY. That show was EXTRAORDINARY. What an experience!
  • 22:28:14: ONE THING OUT OF FOUR: BETAED!
  • 23:37:15: .@Esperacchius suggested John Hamm for Marcone. I approve!

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From Twitter 05-03-2011

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From Twitter 05-02-2011

  • 00:00:26: RT @Dark_Puck: RT: @misterthew: USA: “England, your wedding was nice and I’mma let you finish, but we got the biggest news of ALL TIME”
  • 00:15:37: RT @laughingsquid: RT @nickbilton: Epic Fox News typo on Osama Bin Laden death (read the name): http://twitpic.com/4s76an // DIAF.
  • 00:15:42: RT @TheThomason: Obama: “Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?” Drops mic, walks away.
  • 00:26:20: RT @jonrog1: RT @dangerroom So here’s where it went down: http://bit.ly/kPUjsh
  • 00:26:51: RT @Julie_Butcher: RT @jane_l: Good time to donate some care packages to the men and women that serve http://www.navy.mil/navydata/navy_
  • 00:27:27: RT @tmbg: From Todd M Libby on Facebook: Osama Bin Laden just ousted Hitler as the Mayor of Hell on @foursquare
  • 00:40:57: RT @BreakingNews: US official, asked about bin Laden’s body: ‘We are assuring it is handled in accordance with Islamic practice and trad …
  • 01:33:20: RT @Dark_Puck: http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad254/shontay07108/AOBAMA.jpg INTERNET OVER; EVERYBODY GO HOME
  • 01:34:04: RT @movingsideways: BREAKING: US TERROR ALERT LEVEL RAISED TO “CONFETTI.”
  • 01:35:59: RT @garywhitta: Okay this is amazing. @barackobama announcement of press conference = tweet number 1337. MOST AWESOME PRESIDENT EVER
  • 01:37:07: RT @Newsweek: This photo, from @nytimes, pretty much says it all. Photo: http://tumblr.com/xul2crc9jr // My HEART!
  • 01:40:45: Was too energized to go to sleep, so I updated the Jim-Butcher.com FAQ. Bedtime now!
  • 07:54:15: RT @Dark_Puck: RT: @RyanNewYork: In Osama Bin Laden’s last moments, he used a woman as a human shield. – MSNBC
  • 08:05:41: I think those quotes about not rejoicing at your enemies’ death refer to jerks that cut you off on the highway, not mass-murdering assholes.
  • 08:06:16: RT @mattfraction: “@DaveHolmes: How’s about we all throw a few bucks at the Twin Towers Orphan Fund (to)night? Osama would hate it. http …
  • 08:14:03: RT @BreakingNews: U.S. official tells NBC News that bin Laden has been buried at sea ‘in accordance with Islamic law and tradition’
  • 08:15:20: RT @Reuters_Biz: Dollar rises, oil slides after news of bin Laden’s death http://reut.rs/kaoma1
  • 08:20:06: RT @maureenjohnson: Though I am liking all the jokes about how Osama bin Laden shouldn’t have put his contact info on his Playstation.
  • 08:24:37: @SheckyX Conspiracy theorists will NEVER be satisfied. But I think “We didn’t kill Osama!” is not going to be a popular political position.
  • 08:27:15: @travelingheidi If they haven’t sold out already, I can get one for you. :D
  • 09:26:51: @travelingheidi Got you one! Unless someone else already has?
  • 09:30:46: RT @laughingsquid: Here’s the guy (@ReallyVirtual) who unwittingly live-tweeted the raid on Bin Laden http://owl.li/4L6A2 via @mikebutcher
  • 09:39:38: RT @RBReich: Apparently knowledge of BL’s hideout came from careful analysis rather than from anyone imprisoned, coerced, or tortured. A …
  • 09:45:38: RT @johndeguzman: My night last night, told through tweets and photos from Times Sq: http://t.co/PeQPttD @newyorkology @everythingNYC
  • 11:17:46: RT @reelmolesworth: boys now laing odds on #osama returning as clone (7/4), cyborg (11/2), HOLLOGRAM (20/1) or brane in glass globe atop …
  • 11:19:12: RT @thinkgeek: Oh, internet. 35 Google reviews of Osama bin Laden’s compound; 4 stars so far: http://j.mp/jb4vCU “Recently vacated!”
  • 11:41:37: Vote for Retro Kvothe! (Or Locke Lamora, or Mistborn…) http://blog.patrickrothfuss.com/2011/05/retro-kvothe/
  • 11:58:23: The Writing Excuses guys are brainstorming an urban fantasy story! Hilarious and kinda inspirational: http://bit.ly/lkQksT
  • 12:40:05: @SheckyX Yeah, that’s what I meant by “Conspiracy theorists will never be satisfied.”
  • 12:41:03: @SheckyX Those with the birther mentality wouldn’t believe Osama was dead if they poked his corpse with a stick.
  • 13:24:25: RT @harikunzru: RT @wikileaks: Osama bin Laden killing: Information about courier and location appeared in Gitmo Files release http://is …
  • 15:31:34: RT @bkshelvesofdoom: How To Share Books with Troops Overseas – @GalleyCat http://t.co/5mrzcKm
  • 15:34:57: RT @io9: A Detailed Chart of River Song and the Doctor’s Time-crossed Relationship http://io9.com/5797733/
  • 16:05:32: RT @saturngirl: Er remind me who you are again? ‘Trump’, you say? RT @Slate Trump congratulates President Obama, calls for truce: http:/ …
  • 16:12:44: RT @Just_a_Drop: Guys we have been inundated with support and our sponsors have seen this and are very moved by u guys and ………,
  • 16:12:46: RT @Just_a_Drop: THEY ARE BUILDING THE WELL!!!!
  • 16:32:51: @smuu I can’t understand that mentality. If it were a ploy, it would be SO EASY to disprove. Find something worthwhile to grouse about!
  • 16:46:34: RT @BLGerig: Newspaper front pages on Osama. Most redesigned starting around 11 pm after death was confirmed | Poynter. http://t.co/JbK4HCX
  • 16:53:38: RT @fourteenacross: “If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna RULE!”
  • 17:20:39: @seananmcguire Protractors? Not compasses? I didn’t think protractors had a stabby bit…
  • 17:44:46: RT @BreakingNews Twitter has acquired TweetDeck for $40 million to $50 million http://tcrn.ch/mfQD0r // Uh-oh. Don’t screw this up, Twitter!
  • 17:48:07: I have 99 votes! Can someone push me over 100? http://neilgaiman.bookperk.com/engine/Details.aspx?p=V&c=29933&s=7934182&i=1&m=X#SD
  • 17:56:38: RT @cleolinda: RT @erincmccarthy: wow. PHOTO: Obama and team watching video feed of Bin Laden raid http://bit.ly/k38eV0 (via @zaffi)
  • 17:58:42: @ShannonKButcher You speak Martian!
  • 18:11:42: “Do you want me to just get rid of her?” –a coworker #unconventionaljobdescription #3Danimationandwetworks
  • 21:32:38: @blazeorama Today’s the last day, unfortunately! And only the top 20 advance. I’m #204 out of nearly 1400.
  • 21:33:58: @sherlockbones Register at http://bit.ly/kwYF6e, then click the vote button under my picture. Thanks! *hugs*
  • 21:36:07: Whenever anyone says “Finger. Nose.” from now on, I will think of this: http://owl.li/4LwIt #lookingatyouJim
  • 21:42:02: @sherlockbones Oh, I misread the rules! Voting ended at 5pm EST, whereas I thought they ended at midnight. Sorry to trouble you!
  • 21:55:58: @blazeorama I doubt anyone who visited my page actually voted for her. Folks get one vote a day. Why spend it on a stranger?
  • 22:14:51: RT @biggayicecream: By the way our book isn’t just recipes. I’ll also share things like my preferred way to shoo heroin dealers away fro …
  • 23:20:21: RT @cleolinda: RT @bethshepsut: Interesting. http://tinyurl.com/3checma Out of Osama’s Death, A Fake Quotation is Born
  • 23:26:27: RT @paulandstorm: [P] Dear Internet: This is for you. http://youtu.be/0la5DBtOVNI (cc: @wilw)
  • 23:39:25: Drawin’ the HECK out of some mountains! #extrememapping

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From Twitter 05-01-2011

  • 00:46:21: My roommate and I have triumphed over evil and noise! I sit in blissful silence.
  • 00:53:58: RT @alyankovic: Whoever’s doing these My Little Pony videos – you’re killin’ it! http://j.mp/iv8BdL
  • 01:16:55: mkay, bedtime for me. Fighting evil is sleepymaking.
  • 12:37:25: Mmmmm, I slept eleeeven hoooooours. Good work, body!
  • 12:57:32: @SheckyX Yeah, sorry. I promise I put them to good use!
  • 13:49:59: Hey, @longshotauthor fans! James Marsters will soon return to the studio to record GHOST STORY, due for release 7/26–same day as hardcover.
  • 14:00:40: RT @bookviewcafe: BVC features Seanan McGuire http://www.bookviewcafe.com
  • 14:26:11: @ShannonKButcher FutureShannon!
  • 14:26:49: RT @qikipedia: If water charity @Just_a_Drop gets 20K followers, sponsor will build a new well in Mongolia. Please follow them – we have.
  • 14:44:16: RT @cleolinda: RT @kitalita: Lee Pace as Thranduil! Good genes, elves, good genes. http://tinyurl.com/3l93wmx // *SCREAMSQUEAL OF JOY*
  • 15:00:25: RT @byharryconnolly: RT @muskrat_john: @byharryconnolly I just wanna keep tweeting “Mitch Hedberg” to see what the bot sends me…
  • 15:05:57: Showed Jim the pictures of @PadawanMolly and @Za_Lord at the Harry Potter exhibition. He LOLed. Victory! http://twitpic.com/4ri35t
  • 15:09:12: @RobJDurand I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.
  • 15:16:27: RT @mental_floss: Why is “mayday!” an international distress signal? It comes from the French “venez m’aider,” meaning “come help me!”
  • 15:18:54: RT @DoctorLongscarf: When they say #DoctorWho is a “kid’s show” it should mean that it appeals to the imagination of the young. NOT that …
  • 15:48:57: Mika Merrylark drew Ramirez! Not how I pictured him, but still full of squee! http://japanphotoblog.seesaa.net/article/198616418.html
  • 15:54:28: @seananmcguire ME! And shortcake, if there’s extra!
  • 16:04:52: I laughed out loud! President Obama roasts Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: http://youtu.be/k8TwRmX6zs4
  • 16:58:48: RT @neilhimself: Funniest PROBLEM WITH SAINTS video so far. http://youtu.be/DxgbPXkcG-w #8in8 #silentmovies // FANTASTIC!
  • 18:23:49: @Esperacchius @SunshineDuk I picture him with a goatee. I figure he started trying to grow sexy facial hair as soon as he hit puberty. XD
  • 18:27:18: @feliciaday Will EW call you “Felimon”? “Silicia”? #babybumpwatch
  • 18:28:26: RT @gillyperkygoth: http://www.theonion.com/articles/velociraptor-from-jurassic-park-dies,20191/ The saddest thing ever written…
  • 18:29:55: @antonstrout Ooh, which molecular gastronomy place? I want to go to WD-50 before I leave the city, but it’s eye-crossingly expensive…
  • 18:33:13: Just saw a comment on DeviantArt saying there was “something wrong” about my Molly/Carlos picture, suggesting Harry/Molly instead. #godno
  • 18:34:38: @antonstrout Wow! Enjoy the heck out of it, man! And give us the full scoop, so we can enjoy it vicariously.
  • 20:01:37: To all the walkers, crew, and supporters of the DC @avonwalks, THANK YOU for all your hard work!
  • 20:05:33: @seananmcguire Does Tybalt have a brother? Can I have his number?
  • 20:35:22: @scifantasy @seananmcguire Logic intentionally played no part in my asking of that question. #mrowr
  • 21:05:54: I have chicken andouille gumbo from @MarasHomemade! Envy my gastronomic riches!
  • 22:50:30: RT @laughingsquid: Osama Bin Laden is dead, US has body in possession, about to be confirmed by Obama
  • 22:57:20: The U.S. Government has bin Laden’s body. Any chance it will be displayed in New York, so people can line up to kick it?
  • 23:07:11: Just got to tell my parents and sister the news. That felt good. :D
  • 23:11:55: Will they announce the names of the people who killed Osama? Because they will never have a problem getting laid the rest of their lives.
  • 23:14:48: RT @ASepiol: “Where were you when you found out Osama Bin Laden was killed?” “On Twitter”
  • 23:16:17: RT @RobJDurand: just thinking if we took Osama’s Body on a “kick me for $5” tour we could fix the economy in less then a year.
  • 23:20:22: Can’t decide if I want to stick by my TV to watch Obama’s speech live or flock to Union Square to celebrate with fellow New Yorkers!
  • 23:21:15: RT @cleolinda: RT @NewYorkObserver: Look at Obama’s face when Meyers made the joke about Bin Laden. Meme-creators, go to town. http://tw …
  • 23:37:49: RT @BitterOldPunk: Oh man I so hope the US soldier who killed Osama is gay.
  • 23:42:46: RT @Dark_Puck: RT: @deziner: 9.11.01 meet 5.01.11
  • 23:54:12: RT @kpereira: Excellent speech by President Obama. I hope we as a nation find that sense of unity he spoke about, and that it isn’t squa …

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From Twitter 04-30-2011

  • 00:10:38: Fortunately, I learned at summer camp to sleep with my fingers in my ears. Maybe I’ll try Kleenex, too. And pillows.
  • 00:11:09: Failing that, @anglophile80’s suggestion that I sleep on one of the couches at the office is an excellent one. :D
  • 00:12:07: @RobJDurand Yup! Like three blocks. :D
  • 00:12:40: @mhaithaca The Rite Aid across the street closes at 10, alas.
  • 14:03:40: RT @PadawanMolly: This is what the inside of my head looks like all the time. http://twitpic.com/4rjj6g
  • 23:37:35: RT @PadawanMolly: This is what the inside of my head looks like all the time. http://twitpic.com/4rjj6g // This picture still cracks me up.
  • 23:42:11: Ten minutes after the Shenanigans crew left my apartment, the construction noise started up again. No hammer drills yet, but still annoying.
  • 23:57:36: Called landlady. She didn’t know there would be construction either! The building office will be closed tomorrow, but she’ll call them Mon.

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From Twitter 04-29-2011

  • 08:04:06: RT @GeorgeTakei: Church of LDS up in arms over Bway’s “Book of Mormon,” says it targets specific group unfairly, hatefully. #Prop8Karma
  • 08:11:19: @ShannonKButcher Pretty sure the Venn diagram overlap between “Butcher fans” and “people who care about the Royal Wedding” is empty. :D
  • 08:12:30: @xiehicks Those EYES! Those gorgeous, perfect eyes!
  • 08:17:33: RT @whedonesque: Somewhere Giles, Adelle, Spike, Badger and Wesley are sitting on a sofa, drinking tea and watching the Royal Wedding co …
  • 08:20:45: RT @travelingheidi: RT @poniewozik Now we’re seeing inside Westminster Abbey. I can’t wait until they take out the Sorting Hat! #royalwe …
  • 08:23:01: RT @salariyabookco: Bored with the #wedding? Step by step instructions for those inclined to #draw an Ankylosaurus http://flic.kr/p/9
  • 08:24:43: I’m somewhat amused to see only one of the people I follow is genuinely excited about the #RoyalWedding. Everyone else is poking fun. :D
  • 08:24:54: RT @LoreleiKing: HA! RT @fionalaird Just think, first thing this morning all those footmen were just lizards & little white mice. #royal …
  • 08:25:41: RT @reelmolesworth: retwete @stephenackroyd Knew he’d turn up! http://plixi.com/p/96992321 // *wheezes with laughter*
  • 09:53:29: Wow. Yesterday felt like a Friday, but today feels like a Tuesday or Wednesday! This calls for a song: http://youtu.be/3CBzT2pv1Jc
  • 10:27:38: RT @thinkgeek: It’s the big day! She’ll be resplendent in white; the crowd hoping weather holds & straining to hear “Lift off!” @ 3:47p …
  • 10:30:11: @sherlockbones @stellamortis When you eat less than your body requires, metabolism slows, & the body clings to its fat stores &burns muscle.
  • 10:44:42: @sherlockbones @stellamortis I can send you the recipe for my breakfast smoothie, if it helps. Super healthy and super energizing!
  • 11:02:05: http://whyamericansshouldcareabouttheroyalwedding.com/
  • 11:05:24: @boymonster @ShannonKButcher MY ENTIRE HYPOTHESIS HAS CRUMBLED. Crumbled like a soggy English biscuit dipped in tea! I hope you’re happy.
  • 11:06:42: RT @qikipedia: I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I want to do, but I don’t know where to begin. STEPHEN BAYNE
  • 11:11:33: @stellamortis @Esperacchius @SheckyX God, I *loved* that bit in Aftermath. Gave me chills. :D
  • 11:32:21: RT @respektor: Our president is being treated like crap by an entitled egomaniac and a bunch of ignorant racists like him……. http:// …
  • 11:36:13: RT @TheQuill: This is Britain, and everything is okay… http://bit.ly/29uKlu
  • 11:36:37: RT @Jamie1km: In my quest to find places to donate or help out Alabama storm victims, I found this list. Please share! http://j.mp/mUxkvj
  • 11:40:26: RT @DelReySpectra: Where on this map would YOU live? http://bit.ly/mpQXZ3 (@kevinhearne)
  • 20:18:49: RT @thinkgeek: “Sartre Wars” will Force choke you w/ apathy: http://j.mp/memnRk “Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. I exist & I find it nauseating.”
  • 20:42:47: RT @BrandSanderson: Quote from @JimcHines on our panel. “That series didn’t just jump the shark, it is trying to jump the sharktopus.” …
  • 20:51:42: RT @seananmcguire: The dragon princess! http://bit.ly/maI4G3 // I love them extra much for reasons you will find when you read the book!
  • 20:54:55: Having seen nothing of the Royal Wedding but the photo of Doctor Who, I am now catching up.
  • 20:55:18: Has anyone made a “touched by its noodly appendage” joke yet about Beatrice’s hat?
  • 20:57:17: @seananmcguire Not so much smugpants as Capris of I’m So Excited For You To Share My LOLz.
  • 21:06:26: The negative space made my the names in my gchat window looks like a snooty waiter with a bowtie in profile. Maybe I should eat.
  • 21:12:45: Oh! I didn’t mention that a big part of Grand Central was cordoned off when I went through. I asked a policeman what happened. (…)
  • 21:13:12: He said there was a potential bomb on a train, but if we stood beyond the tape, we’d “probably” be safe.
  • 21:13:16: Then he complimented the Girl Scout cookies in my purse.
  • 21:13:23: NEW YORK, YOU GUYS.
  • 21:45:45: @RobJDurand @ksmccarthy24 Give @SeananMcGuire time. She hasn’t had the chance to beta-torture me as much as Jim has. :D
  • 21:47:01: @s_a_murphy I’m originally from Texas. It could’ve been “y’all.”
  • 21:49:12: RT @Heifer: Jo Luck, Heifer’s President, appointed by Obama to serve on board for International Food and Agricultural Development – http …
  • 21:50:54: RT @beatonna: this is tomorrow, everyone! http://bit.ly/PENcomics
  • 23:00:02: @seananmcguire Poor Lillers! Her life is so haaaaaaaard!
  • 23:28:27: @fourteenacross COMMUNICATE! COMMUNICATE!
  • 23:28:38: @fourteenacross Where did you get that sweet decal?
  • 23:54:45: OH HELL NO. The grocery store IMMEDIATELY BELOW ME decided 11:30 was the PERFECT time to start a construction job that will last ALL NIGHT.
  • 23:55:30: I went down to yell at them and tell them I was trying to sleep, and they just looked sheepish and said they cleared it w/ the blgd owner.
  • 23:55:35: NO ONE CLEARED IT WITH ME.
  • 23:56:50: They are DRILLING INTO THE CEILING. The ceiling that is my FLOOR. It’s like some inverse Du Rififi Chez Les Hommes.
  • 23:57:14: I am making FRENCH CRIME CINEMA ANALOGIES OF RAGE.
  • 23:58:44: It’s so loud I sometimes have difficulty figuring out what direction it’s coming from, because it’s reverberating through the entire bldg.
  • 23:59:30: They said they’d try to be as quiet as possible. As quiet as possible as they DRILL INTO THE CEILING THAT IS MY FLOOR.

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From Twitter 04-28-2011

  • 00:33:55: DO NOT MISS this jaw-droppingly gorgeous time-lapse video of the nighttime skies over Spain’s El Teide mountain http://vimeo.com/22439234
  • 00:34:25: That’s the planet we live on, guys. That’s our sky. Let’s take care of it, okay?
  • 00:43:43: @violetinbloom Were those same people complaining when they made Trillian white?
  • 08:09:40: RT @Paradisacorbasi: Remember those 94 tornado reports I tweeted about? It’s now 126. Would you want @NOAA defunded?
  • 08:17:02: RT @KevinConn: The Daily Show has a message for cancer: http://youtu.be/iKEcGiwo2Xk // We miss you, Lis Sladen.
  • 08:17:40: @gypsyjr *GROUP HUGS*
  • 08:23:58: Hasn’t the Royal Wedding happened yet? Get a move on already!
  • 08:33:07: RT @myyrdneopia: #NorWesCon34 roundup report by @katrchrdsn, and mentions of @longshotauthor and @ShannonKButcher! http://bit.ly/l20xNk
  • 09:39:50: @NikNoey @Esperacchius @stellamortis @SheckyX And my family and friends! You can make fun of the STUPID PARTS of Texas, not the whole state.
  • 09:43:18: @Esperacchius @NikNoey @stellamortis @SheckyX About 98%. But hey, Sturgeon’s Law!
  • 09:49:39: @antonstrout Oh man, now I wish I’d worn this shirt: http://www.threadless.com/product/1466/Now_Panic_and_Freak_Out
  • 09:52:34: @stellamortis @Esperacchius @SheckyX My sister went to school with the Bush twins in Dallas. :D
  • 09:53:43: RT @AnnLarimer: Video: › it’s been a very difficult morning for me. um, got the news that President Obama released his… http://tumblr.
  • 11:40:36: @SheckyX @seananmcguire The term “health-conscious” being applied to Diet Dr Pepper? What is the world coming to? :D
  • 12:53:41: RT @cleolinda: RT @wesrucker247: Holy buckets. RT @acforrester2 The Ringgold Tornado!! Unreal picture!! #chawx @wesrucker247 http://twi
  • 12:56:08: RT @cleolinda: RT @andymboyle: Here’s our Alabama Storm People Locator list. Please retweet: http://bit.ly/mr80rP #alwx
  • 12:56:49: @Esperacchius *hugs* Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and keep going. You can do it!
  • 13:05:40: RT @badbanana: I wonder if sneaker factories have a Take Your Parents To Work Day.
  • 14:31:44: @SheckyX @seananmcguire As opposed to not drinking carbonated beverages. :D HAIL TEA!
  • 15:01:53: Mmm, I ate a lovely lunch in the rain with some coworkers in Bryant Park, under an umbrella. It was so peaceful.
  • 15:06:36: Attention: @Blazeorama drew Li’l Harry Adventures fanart! Praise her! http://www.jimbutcheronline.com/bb/index.php/topic,25571.0.html
  • 15:27:52: RT @alyankovic: But…what does it all mean?? http://j.mp/kf1R7G
  • 15:43:50: @CrapFu That’s odd. It’s working for me. Try again?
  • 16:10:29: via @cleolinda — New trailer for the last Harry Potter! Gooooorgeous. *makes grabbyhands* http://bit.ly/lxINe5
  • 16:12:01: RT @weatherchannel: Death toll has now reached 249. AL-162, TN-33, GA-14, MS-32, VA-8. This is the 3rd deadliest outbreak post 1930s # …
  • 16:26:16: @ShannonKButcher I think he was trying to tell you that Timmy fell down the well.
  • 17:23:11: @horsehearted I read that as “Orcs.” It led to some pretty entertaining mental images, I gotta say.
  • 17:24:57: RT @McGarrysGhost: Stunner: Attributing violent racist threats to right-wing media outlets results in violent racist threats: http://t.c
  • 17:39:55: RT @byharryconnolly: Blog Post: It’s funny because it’s not happening to me: a right wing freak out over Superman – http://goo.gl/11TrC
  • 18:10:16: This is what today’s lunch looked like! http://twitpic.com/4qlquv (via @isardasorensen)
  • 18:11:21: RT @Doc_Blue: Some interesting data for potential users from @kickstarter’s release of the statistics of their first two years: http://k …
  • 18:14:44: RT @ezraklein: The three most important health-care policy graphs: http://wapo.st/jBtyA8
  • 18:18:15: RT @GeorgeTakei: I guess now we all know where the phrase “Trumped Up” comes from.
    #DonaldsADouchebag
  • 18:50:22: RT @laughingsquid: Google Body, a web-based 3D application for viewing the human body http://owl.li/4Jdpd
  • 21:05:29: RT @ProducerMatthew: Groupon announces it will drop ads from “The Apprentice” website over Donald Trump’s attacks on President Obama – T …
  • 21:30:24: Hearing “As If We Never Said Goodbye” on Glee brought to my attention that I do not own the SUNSET BOULEVARD OBCR. This has been remedied.
  • 21:36:04: Man, I don’t know what to think about Glee anymore. I’ve spent this entire season looking for the straw that would convince me to drop it.
  • 21:36:12: And Tuesday’s episode was pretty wretched, and I know I *should* drop it, but Kurt’s song was so lovely it pulled me back.
  • 21:36:20: STOP MIXING TINY PACKETS OF AWESOME AMIDST ALL THE TERRIBLE, SHOW.
  • 21:44:18: @RobJDurand DeMille. As in Cecil B. DeMille: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cecil_B._DeMille :D
  • 21:46:42: @stellamortis ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
  • 22:54:43: K.A. Applegate is answering questions on Reddit. My inner twelve year old is squealing forever. http://bit.ly/jcddFw
  • 22:54:55: “I’m just not sure raptor-wizard sex is advisable.” –K.A. Applegate
  • 23:21:22: @stellamortis @SheckyX @esperacchius I said that for years. Then I moved here. Now I ache at the idea of moving away!
  • 23:50:38: @blazeorama OMG, I want to go adventuring with her RIGHT NOW.
  • 23:50:43: RT @blazeorama: Priscilla wanted to meet Zeppelin Amanda. Well, here she is! http://pbckt.com/pT.NvAkPS
  • 23:58:49: TED: Mike Matas of Push Pop Press presents he next leap in publishing books and magazines to the iPad. Gorgeous! http://ignco.de/362

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From Twitter 04-27-2011

  • 08:10:30: @stellamortis @SheckyX But what about those people who DO have to worry, who weren’t born in hospitals? They could never leave the country.
  • 08:11:55: @seananmcguire HAIL THE ARRIVAL OF THE AESLIN MICE IN SEANAN’S EMAIL!
  • 08:14:56: I actually feel surprisingly chipper this morning. Might my cold be losing its grip? @RobJDurand and @SunshineDuk’s magic is working.
  • 08:18:28: RT @fredhicks: I’m loving the Background Send feature GMail added in Labs recently. http://goo.gl/RsdOH
  • 08:28:06: RT @GMSarli: Things you don’t want to see in your X-wing’s rear-view mirror: |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|
  • 08:28:57: RT @Jeffrey_Donovan: FAN ALERT!!
    In NYC this weekend. Biggest USA SUMMER LAUNCH EVER!
    Lincoln center. Monday night. ENTIRE CAST!!!!!!!!! …
  • 10:11:50: @blazeorama @NikNoey @SheckyX @stellamortis No kidding. I don’t have my *current* boss’ address or phone number.
  • 10:20:00: Mississippi Town Foils Westboro Baptist Plans! http://bit.ly/eZzdY0
  • 10:33:38: RT @nkjemisin: Another for the #totallyNYwaytodie list: woman gets on the 2/3 train with an (unstrung) bow and arrow. Others just shrug …
  • 10:55:55: via @tara_oshea, Fast Forward: Why a movie about car thieves is the most progressive force in American cinema – http://bo.st/h2i5GJ
  • 11:20:37: @CUnderkoffler I want to see Obama’s laser tag score card. And the results of his “Which Sex and the City girl are you?” online quiz.
  • 12:09:39: “I like Babylon 5 for the special effects.” –Coworker B2
  • 12:12:39: @ljredeye OH FOR THE LOVE OF STEVE.
  • 14:10:20: Coworkers and I are making a list of “Which sci-fi fandoms are geekier than others.” #productivity
  • 14:30:44: XKCD’s 2011 Guide to Making People Feel Old http://www.xkcd.com/891/ *cries*
  • 14:31:00: “Why send a person to do a robot’s job?” –Coworker C
  • 15:26:33: At what point in my childhood did I gain the misapprehension dulce du leche was alcoholic? #themoreyouknow
  • 15:27:08: Delicious has been sold to the founders of YouTube! http://www.delicious.com/help/transition
  • 19:00:29: RT @Yotam: Time Magazine cover archive in one image. crazy+interesting. http://tinyurl.com/64mgutv (via @heydaysstudio)
  • 19:02:21: RT @nkjemisin: More pimping of my new Podcastle story, and some thoughts on it: http://nkjemisin.com/2011/04/sinners-saints-available-at
  • 19:05:38: RT @seananmcguire Ladies and gentlemen…the Aeslin mouse: http://bit.ly/e77LL4 // HAIL THE ILLUSTRATION AND TAXONOMY OF THE AESLIN MOUSE!
  • 19:07:36: RT @Dark_Puck: RT: @cleolinda: I think We Don’t Have Time For This Silliness should be the new Down With This Sort Of Thing protest sign.
  • 19:08:13: RT @benjohncock: I went into McDonald’s and asked for a
    McGuffin. They didn’t get it but the joke got funnier the more they looked for one.
  • 21:23:07: RT @SmartBitches: Judy Mays, We Got Your Back, Ma’am: http://is.gd/tZFRRT
  • 21:27:19: RT @fsquared: A hotel to avoid: @Cosmopolitan_LV. Trans woman uses ladies’ loo, guard accuses her of “working” & kicks her out. bit.ly/i …
  • 21:30:20: RT @hradzka: The only thing greater than GRRM’s relief at finishing A DANCE WITH DRAGONS? His horror on realizing that now he has to sta …
  • 21:31:31: RT @txvoodoo: RT @chrisgeidner: BREAKING: Federal Judge Applies 14th Amend. to Sexual Orientation Job Discrimination Claim: http://bit.l
  • 21:44:27: RT @MadnessInMySoul: RT @LisaManna
    Uh news networks, PEOPLE BEING RAVAGED BY TORNADOES is more important than the president’s birth cer …
  • 22:05:12: RT @holajupiter: HEY @sandyjoys & I are going public with our new YA blog! http://frowl.org/whyablog It rules. #whyablog! // SQUEE!
  • 23:14:39: @AnnLarimer @violetinbloom They’re complaining that an ALIEN from SPACE doesn’t sound BRITISH? #igiveup
  • 23:19:45: RT @PadawanMolly: I wonder if future potential Knights of the Cross will be required to present a birth certificate to verify they are d …
  • 23:20:25: RT @Gawker: The Terrifying Mile-Wide Tornado That Just ‘Obliterated’ Tuscaloosa http://gaw.kr/jfhzpI // JESUS. My heart goes out…
  • 23:24:17: @hobbitwriter I think BuzzFeed’s Nerd Venn Diagram is pretty spot on: http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/nerd-venn-diagram

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From Twitter 04-26-2011

  • 08:04:38: @mkcho73 I’m a total Hufflepuff. If you have any free time, it means you don’t have enough cool projects going on!
  • 08:04:56: RT @mental_floss: According to the NY Times, indoor marijuana-growing operations consume roughly 1% of U.S. electricity. (via @TheWeek)
  • 08:24:38: RT @fredhicks: Evil ninjas terrorise Pittsburgh (for reals) http://j.mp/eXDIq4 // Where was Superhero Girl, @smuu?
  • 08:26:04: via @annlarimer, How to Interpret Blood Spatters: http://bit.ly/fz9bTm
  • 08:27:04: RT @simonpegg: Woke up to a bombardment of notification concerning this Shaun related t-shirt. Orderly line please. http://www.teefury.com/
  • 09:23:47: Grah, I got eight hours of sleep last night. Ditto the previous night. Why am I still so exhausted? GO AWAY, COLD.
  • 09:40:03: @SheckyX @seananmcguire It’s not a question of invasiveness (though it is invasive). It’s a question of “authors don’t have those things.”
  • 09:40:13: RT @FemMktgEdge: “The more hours of television a girl watches, the fewer options she believes she has in life.” Geena Davis
  • 09:44:43: RT @Techland: Facebook Deals launches in five cities | http://ti.me/hgGyxP
  • 09:48:33: RT @scorpiol13: Spring cleaning? Don’t get rid of kid’s books! Donate them to children of incarcerated parents. http://on.fb.me/gb5XFu # …
  • 09:49:07: I read that as “incinerated parents,” and I was like O_O.
  • 09:52:23: @blazeorama YAY!
  • 09:53:53: @blazeorama Are you going to post the Li’l Harry Adventures pictures anywhere public? Because they are joy. #evensasquatchlovesbroccoli
  • 09:55:14: SEND ME YOUR HEALING MAGIC, PEOPLE OF TWITTER. I am a miserable, snotty wretch.
  • 10:53:39: RT @WorldSciFest: World Science Festival Online Presale Starts NOW! Use code: WSFTW http://bit.ly/o6vbq #WSF11
  • 11:24:33: RT @change: McDonalds Employees: “Beat That Trans Woman!” http://chn.ge/ftRjFM // DISGUSTING. Sign the petition to hold them accountable!
  • 12:19:29: The Onion: “Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of Fast Five.” http://t.co/Kys6Gex — I laughed so hard I started coughing.
  • 14:48:29: Holy moley. Just went over my schedule, and I have a CRAZYLOAD of vacation days to use before June. Hmm, what sort of mischief to get up to?
  • 14:51:15: Folks in CharDev (like moi) now get to go outside for an hour for lunch. I spent today’s break sunning myself in Bryant Park. Decadence!
  • 16:20:43: RT @amandapalmer: the link to download the “nighty night” (official title!) album is HERE. $1 minimum & the rest goes to charity. http:/ …
  • 16:24:32: RT @techland Soon, Your In-Flight Movie Could Be in 3D – TIME.com http://ti.me/ei6kQF // WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
  • 16:43:54: RT @jeffeastin: Editor Jon Chibnal sprang this joke on us in 1st #WhiteCollar ep of S3. Jon also cut Chainsaw. Sorta spoiler http://twit
  • 16:46:25: RT @byharryconnolly: New Twitter rule: If you’re blind-linking to NYTimes, say so. I don’t want to waste one of my 20 views.
  • 16:47:11: RT @AnnLarimer: “Being a feminist doesn’t mean suddenly no longer liking problematic things. If you stopped liking…” http://tumblr.com
  • 16:59:55: RT @mightykatemusic: Exciting news! WAR HORSE is nominated for 4 OCC Awards: Best Bway Play, Best Supporting Actor (Seth Numrich) Best.. …
  • 17:00:30: @mightykatemusic CONGRATS! What a thrill!
  • 17:11:44: RT @tara_oshea: hells YES: http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/apr/26/women-hugo-awards-shortlist
  • 17:44:14: RT @WiredUK Bacon fat keyboard lets real birds tweet: http://bit.ly/hAHcxh // I want a pet so I can name it Voldemars Dudum (via @mkcho73)
  • 17:48:18: RT @violetinbloom: Dude, just drop the “subtlety” already and start screaming the N-word into the mike–your target audience will love i …
  • 22:13:54: @fourteenacross *shakes fist* Barrowmaaaaaan!
  • 22:22:45: RT @tara_oshea: @seananmcguire *FLAIL* http://hoursago.tumblr.com/post/4920553009/i-suddenly-realized-i-have-to-kick-my-butt-into // WANT
  • 22:23:54: RT @MLPasterisk: @TomSpilsbury Tommy Knight’s mum and family fundraising in memory of Lis Sladen : http://www.raceforlifesponsorme.org/s
  • 22:33:27: RT @dresdenfiles: New blog post: Casefile: Night Fears http://www.dresdenfilesrpg.com/2011/04/26/casefile-night-fears/ // WOOHOO!
  • 22:43:07: @dresdenfiles Kathy’s art is gorgeous. What an asset to the Hat!
  • 22:51:23: RT @nerdyorkcity: Plan WAY ahead! Simon Pegg signing at @strandbookstore on June 13! Thanks, Glenn! http://bit.ly/hqHzTm
  • 22:57:12: RT @cleolinda: RT @ebertchicago: The proposed U.S. Passport Application is absurd. Insane. http://bit.ly/gVjNWb // HOLY CARP.
  • 23:01:43: RT @mishacollins: I have good news & bad news. The good news is the reality show I like about the two brothers who take acid & hunt ghos …
  • 23:01:46: RT @mishacollins: the bad news is… brace yourselves… they were out of my fleur de sel carmel ice cream at the grocery store just now …
  • 23:08:41: Mrarg, bedtime. Gotta kick this cold!

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