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  • 07:51 Mmm, more granola/yogurt/blueberries/peaches. I can almost forget I’m awake at 7:30 on a Sunday so I can take a 2 1/2 hr trek to Flushing. #
  • 09:50 Tweeting from subway platform. Hate that there are no express trains on weekends. At least there’s Middleman on my iPhone! #
  • 10:28 Joy. Sari top doesn’t even fit properly. Currently waiting in woman’s living room as she attempts to fix it. #
  • 10:29 Getting to New Rochelle in time for the reception is going to be interesting. #
  • 10:49 Yay, sari top now fits! And of course, she wants me to shop for a bouquet of roses for bride from her. Because my day wasn’t frantic enough. #
  • 10:51 And because carrying a water-filled vase of pointy flowers on a series of buses, subways, and trains isn’t at all inconvenient. #
  • 11:14 Yay, have suddenly gained an hour to Get Stuff Done. I’m gonna need it. #
  • 12:30 Oh my god, how is every florist in the city closed today? #
  • 13:16 Success! Have achieved floral arrangement! Praise be to Yelp on iPhone. #
  • 15:33 Arrived at station with 40 min to spare, as I paranoidly took a cab instead of bus&sub. Used extra time to shop for more fitting gift! Yay! #
  • 15:33 @boymonster Has he seen it before? #

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  • 08:56 @sinspired I’m not familiar. ‘Splainy? #
  • 09:02 Breakfast is granola with Greek yogurt, blueberries, and sliced peaches! I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. #
  • 09:26 M-W’s word of the day is "sanguine." Zoe would be proud. #
  • 09:54 Mrrrrrrrgl period cramps from hell. REALLY not looking forward to going all the way out to freaking Flushing again today. #
  • 10:17 AAAAAAARG. And now Sari Woman and family aren’t answering their phone. I told her son to ask her to call me last night, and she didn’t. #
  • 10:20 What part of "my roommate’s sister’s wedding reception is SUNDAY" does she not understand? #

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  • 09:37 @fredhicks A blue deviled egg? #
  • 10:49 @boymonster Heck! Darn! Shoot! #
  • 12:16 Linked from Tanja: How to Tell if Your Husband is Gay tinyurl.com/r7px4 #
  • 17:06 Aww, one of my macros is featured on ONTD_political’s Shenanigans Friday! tinyurl.com/54tjra (My post: tinyurl.com/64eh8d) #
  • 17:15 I’m sleepy, even though McCain’s speech put me to sleep at 11 last night. Zzzzzzz. #
  • 18:14 OW OW OW! I accidentally kicked a wall and stubbed three toes at once. #
  • 20:22 OH HELL NO. When you have a customer that lives AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY and make an appointment to meet, YOU BE THERE. #
  • 20:27 I will continue to tweet my rage until my bus arrives at the station. Or until the jostling makes it too hard to type, which would be now. #
  • 21:54 Home, finally. Watched Dr Horrible on the train home, which was marked express but was actually local. At least I’m home in time for Psych. #
  • 23:07 @sinspired My rage is not without a healthy dose of bitter irony. #
  • 23:40 …Anyone else notice Dr Horrible’s Fury Leika also played Tick’s Captain Liberty? Proves the two universes are indeed one and the same. #

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  • 00:55 @sinspired Brilliance! Has she sent it to @jonathancoulton? #
  • 01:03 Congrats, Sarah. You’ve managed to make me dislike you even more! I can’t wait to see Biden kick your butt in the debates. It will be epic. #
  • 09:42 @jimmyaquino Mmmmm, pie! Now I have to brainstorm what kinds we’ll make for the Pushing Daisies premiere party. #
  • 09:44 @mkcho73 People only wear white pants in tampon ads. It’s not something that occurs in reality. #
  • 09:52 Re-tweeting from @sinspired: An Engineer’s Guide to Cats tinyurl.com/5w8vkx #
  • 12:09 Trying new Hawaiian restaurant for lunch. I’m going to short out my keyboard with the amount of drool I’m generating over this menu. #
  • 12:32 @mkcho73 *shifty eyes* #
  • 13:30 @feliciaday How did you fix it? I’ve been having that problem for months! #
  • 13:42 Utterly glorious: Jon Stewart presents right-wing hypocrisy of the most delicious order! Delicious like my LUNCH. tinyurl.com/5crdjz #
  • 14:04 Palin fails focus group: tinyurl.com/5atmm6 Maybe McCain should have done this BEFORE choosing her? (Sorry, Jimmy, it’s who I am!) #
  • 14:17 Gloria Steinem weighs in on Palin: tinyurl.com/56sbsg #
  • 14:29 Yay, Firefox and Chrome aren’t choking on YouTube anymore! Solution(?) here: tinyurl.com/6pqgj2 #
  • 15:14 @mkcho73 On the upside, if the large hadron collider creates a giant black hole that destroys the earth… No more Bush! #
  • 15:46 @boymonster Why so sewious? #
  • 18:37 @sinspired There are multiple layers of Star Wars canonicity. Like lasagna. #
  • 20:37 Obama on O’Reilly in a few minutes! I can’t wait. #
  • 20:57 O’Reilly’s post-interview analysis… Which of these women is supposed to be the Democrat? They’re both shills. #
  • 21:26 Hmm, should I watch join the Times Square viewing party? Meh, I am le tired. I can heckle McCain from my futon. #
  • 21:41 @txvoodoo Holy crap! How did I miss this? I hope you’re being well taken care of. How scary. Here’s hoping for a rapid recovery! #
  • 22:08 "Orson Swindle"? Can’t decide if he sounds like a character from Discworld or Lemony Snicket. #
  • 22:16 …Is McCain seriously giving his acceptance speech in front of another green screen? Is he ASKING to be mocked on Colbert again? #
  • 22:39 "We don’t believe in the gvt. making choices for you. We believe the gvt. letting you make choices for yourself." So you’re pro-Choice now? #

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  • 01:13 *looks at photos of Marsters from DBZ movie trailer* *titters politely, then breaks into loud, braying guffaw* #
  • 01:47 @sinspired Yup. He’s Piccolo. There is nothing about those photos that is not hilarious to me. #
  • 01:56 @boymonster Woah! Was not expecting Musharraf’s resignation. Want to read more, but must go to sleep. Shall investigate in the morning! #
  • 07:59 @sinspired I had the misfortune of being subjected to an episode back in high school. I think a quarter of my brain melted at the dumb. #
  • 12:27 @jonathancoulton Sounds like a fabulous line up! I’m in. Any other NYers interested in joining me? xrl.us/op3nh #
  • 14:25 Pie is delicious. Why aren’t people eating it? #
  • 14:49 @xiehicks I pronounce it "faux-MAH-toes." #
  • 17:53 Extraordinary photos from Iraq on TheBigPicture today: tinyurl.com/54rd94 #
  • 18:04 Nathan Fillion on Craig Ferguson: tinyurl.com/6zxequ Colbert totally needs to steal Nathan’s "sharks of the forest" line. #
  • 21:43 The Middlecast is open! Come participate! tinyurl.com/5c4mnc #
  • 21:45 @jimmyaquino No wardrobe malfunctions? #
  • 00:02 Coney Island Beard and Moustache Competition this Saturday! tinyurl.com/6g8dd6 #

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  • 07:52 @feliciaday I’ve been itching to find a use for my iTunes gift card! *runs off to download* Thanks to everyone who helped make this happen! #
  • 07:55 @jimmyaquino Anything you recommend, Jimmy? I’m unfamiliar with most of these, but sales are great opportunities to discover something cool. #
  • 07:58 @mkcho73 Maybe it’s for indecisive people. "Hmm, should I have Bud, clam, or tomato juice right now? I KNOW!" And so a niche was filled. #
  • 08:08 @drhorrible Digging the sweet new orchestrations, but where is Hammer’s lone "WAAAAAAAAYYY!" Your phenomenal soundtrack is incomplete! :D #
  • 08:14 WTF, iTunes? I just purchased the whole Dr Horrible album–why do I have to re-buy one of the tracks to make a ringtone? #
  • 11:30 Flight of the Conchords to end after second season. To be expected, certainly, but still disappointing. tinyurl.com/6785r9 #
  • 14:27 Re-tweeting from @boymonster: www.tighroslin.com/ So say we all! #
  • 15:47 Freaking work monitor. *wiggles cord, trying to get rid of ghosts for the umphundredthtime* #
  • 17:40 @fredhicks I’m afraid of getting my license renewed, because then they’ll know I exist… #
  • 18:04 @boymonster Good lord Google Chrome looks sexy. #
  • 18:32 @boymonster I’m going to be so despondent when I get home, though! I’m a proud Mac user, but… CHROME FAST AND PRETTY. #
  • 18:43 @feliciaday I want my TabMixPlus! I need it to enable my browsing habit of 30+ tabs open at a time. #
  • 23:13 There’s such a fascinating alchemy to baking. It’s so entertaining when you have to wing it. :D #

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