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  • 09:31 My trip to work was like a scene from action movie. Sprinted to catch train, and door closed on my body. Like being hit by a baseball. #
  • 09:33 As I was in the air when it hit me, I flew like a foot, right into a guy standing just inside the door. Gonna have a bruise. #
  • 09:33 Hate MTA sometimes. #
  • 10:37 @paulandstorm *stands by* #
  • 10:41 @boymonster What can I say? I live on the edge. #
  • 13:33 @Wraithmaker Thanks. My forearm–which got the brunt of the impact–is still tender, but I’m otherwise fine. No bruise, surprisingly. #
  • 16:38 Good lord. Photos of Ike’s devastation in The Big Picture: tinyurl.com/6b9syq My heart goes out to those affected. #
  • 18:37 @ABCPieHole A horse jockey #
  • 21:16 @jonathancoulton is on stage right now! Viva Audacity of Jokes! #

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  • 01:16 @mkcho73 I could get behind parfait! #
  • 10:15 EXTRAORDINARY photos from the 2008 Paralympic Games on The Big Picture: tinyurl.com/47gy9s #
  • 12:18 Les Misbarack! Oh my god, THIS is why the internets were invented! tinyurl.com/459xye #
  • 22:04 @ABCPieHole I’m thinking Peach Ginger or Pear and Cream Cheese pies, but I might try to replicate Chuck’s Pear and Gruyere! #
  • 23:31 I dun wanna go to work tomorrow! Boohiss! #

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  • 07:41 Mrfsgl. Dreamed college roommate–one of the most awesome people in my life–died in a slapstick accident. Not a good way to start the day. #
  • 07:51 @feliciaday You’re a crazy lolcat lady! #
  • 07:52 Why do I smell nail polish remover? #
  • 11:56 I had something to do on Sunday. What was it? #
  • 12:05 Lunch: what is for it? #
  • 13:47 What the HECK, new iTunes? Away with your demented new visualization system! I just want to listen to my songs! #
  • 17:28 I have Swedish fish! By Palin logic, I am an expert in foreign policy! #
  • 22:00 @boymonster Psych season finale! #
  • 23:26 @mkcho73 Yesssssssss. Cheesecake always welcome at the Pushing Daisies party! Also cup-pies. #

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  • 12:33 @jimmyaquino I can believe it. In fact, if I had to guess which of my friends was most likely to use it in a sentence, it would be you. #
  • 12:39 @boymonster When life gives you lemons, you CLONE those lemons and make SUPER-LEMONS! #
  • 13:04 Live LHC webcams! tinyurl.com/5tyyq3 #
  • 19:14 Oh, so I don’t have to do overtime? Nice of you to tell me this at 7:15. #
  • 21:48 "Burn Notice" returns tonight! Oh, how I wish we had a full season… #

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  • 00:15 Off to sleep. See you tomorrow morning, assuming there *is* a tomorrow! And if not… it’s been a privilege knowing you. *glomps* #
  • 09:28 I’m glad the world wasn’t sucked into a massive, man made black hole last night. This world has muffins. #
  • 12:08 Today is BURGER DAY! #
  • 14:32 New spot with TWENTY-SEVEN CHARACTERS. Can the LHC please swallow up the world? #
  • 18:40 TheBigPicture: Photos from the national conventions! tinyurl.com/5kqopq #
  • 20:50 @boymonster Yay! Library finally coughed up "The Sellsword." #
  • 23:18 Accidentally got season 2 of "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" from Netflix instead of disc 2 of Jeeves and Wooster. Worse things have happened. :D #

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  • 00:46 Retweeted from @feliciaday: McCain gets BarackRolled! tinyurl.com/6jcgfq Politicians + bluescreen = instant shenanigans! #
  • 12:19 @sinspired *raises eyebrows* #
  • 15:37 …is Gmail down? #
  • 19:50 @boymonster "Influx"? Your offspring have strange habits. They get it from their father, no doubt. #
  • 19:58 @feliciaday I’d offer to plant a corpse for you, but with my luck, it’d be on the day you were craving nachos. #

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