Twitter Driveby

  • 01:18 @mkcho73 30 Rock is hilarious. You’re missing out! #
  • 01:25 An amusing, Seuss-esque political vid: "The Vet Who Did Not Vet." tinyurl.com/6ph34m #
  • 11:17 Palin "annoyed" with Couric for asking "irrelevant" questions. tinyurl.com/6amynf #
  • 11:42 @paulandstorm Doesn’t purchasing @hodgman’s book exempt one from reading it? #
  • 11:43 @jimmyaquino Write an article about the gloriousness of ME! #
  • 12:06 The ends of my hair were breaking off and getting uneven, so snipped off four inches in the shower. Still looks long, but now far healthier! #
  • 17:03 At NY Obama HQ, phonebanking! Stop by for an hour or two and help get out the vote! 52 B’way at Wall Street. #
  • 20:01 Lasted nearly 2 hrs before voice gave out and I had a coughing fit mid-answering machine message. Bleeeeergh. #
  • 20:01 YES WE CAN hack up trace amounts of blood! NO WE CAN’T record the next ep of Butcher ‘Spress tonight. #
  • 20:38 Anchorage Daily News endorses Obama. Buuuuuurn. tinyurl.com/6bd7sc #
  • 21:40 @boymonster I’ll get right on that! #
  • 23:15 @hodgman Causality is for wusses! #

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  • 00:22 What is this "#lift08" McCain meme? Googled it; got a tech conference. Likely unrelated, as McCain is more of a luddite than Harry Dresden. #
  • 00:28 Whoops. It would help if I spelled "litf08" correctly. Still can’t crack the acronym, though. Lepers Inhabit Toxic Future? McCain ’08! #
  • 00:30 @stormkite Thanks for the litf08 clarification! I think I prefer my theories, though. How about the Llama, Isopod, and Twi’lek Foundation? #
  • 00:42 @sinspired Thomas kills Dumbledore! "Justine" is a sled! #
  • 14:39 Ashley Todd: "I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if not for PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY HAVE BRAINS." Did she think the truth wouldn’t come out? #
  • 16:28 Retweeted from @DerekRuiz — Dresden Files: Welcome to the Jungle HC made #90 in USA Today Top 100 Bestseller List! W00t! #
  • 16:35 twitpic.com/hzrt – John Barrowman + Superman + Barack Obama = greatest photo ever. #
  • 16:39 Palin Refuses To Answer Whether Or Not Abortion Clinic Bombers Are Terrorists — tinyurl.com/5ctwbk #
  • 16:57 My contributions to this week’s ONTD_Political Friday LOLitics: tinyurl.com/5fvyj6 #
  • 20:10 @sadbhyl Heretic! #
  • 20:56 Finally getting around to reediting interview with Raoul Bhaneja (Kirmani, Dresden TV show), as previous file got corrupted. Bad podcaster! #
  • 21:09 @sinspired You can has very soon! Perhaps even a Butcher ‘Spress, as well! Man, the last episode was in June? REALLY bad podcaster… #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 11:38 @mkcho73 I’ve never drunk coffee. So why are my boobs so small? That doesn’t seem fair. #
  • 13:21 @PSUbrat I wish Tennant would pull a DanRad and bring his Hamlet to Broadway after it closes in London. #
  • 13:34 Obama/McCain DANCE OFF! tinyurl.com/6egpa6 #
  • 14:28 @edeainfj You make me want to listen to Vienna Teng! *does so* #
  • 16:14 Happy Mole Day! #
  • 16:37 @jimmyaquino Did you have a cameo? #
  • 16:40 Obama makes yet more pie analogies, culminating in chants of "WE WANT PIE!" This clip was MADE for me. tinyurl.com/6zsxoy #
  • 16:41 @mkcho73 Ah, THAT’s what I recognized her from! Good catch. #
  • 17:29 Vlad and friend Boris present "Song for Sarah": tinyurl.com/3rrjfq #
  • 18:01 @ingridmusic Stay away from Sarah Palin! #
  • 18:12 Parodies that need to happen: Sarah Palin’s clothing shopping spree in the style of Liam Sullivan’s "Shoes" (tinyurl.com/2vkgcj) #
  • 21:53 @sinspired Metal detectors don’t stop moose! #
  • 21:56 Why am I listening to my Playlist of Songs That Make Me Want to Belt Along when I have a cold? #
  • 23:39 @mollycrabapple That would be amazing! I salivate at the idea of what you could create with so large a palette. #
  • 00:15 Yay, managed to get my backup hard drive working again! Gotta keep all the silliness I generate safe. #
  • 00:22 What is this "#lift08" McCain meme? Googled it; got a tech conference. Likely unrelated, as McCain is more of a luddite than Harry Dresden. #
  • 00:28 Whoops. It would help if I spelled "litf08" correctly. Still can’t crack the acronym, though. Lepers Inhabit Toxic Future? McCain ’08! #
  • 00:30 @stormkite Thanks for the litf08 clarification! I think I prefer my theories, though. How about the Llama, Isopod, and Twi’lek Foundation? #

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See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

Oh, Ron Howard. Don’t you know Andy Griffith and Happy Days aren’t the real America, and don’t represent small-town American values? Go peddle your radical left-wing terrorist claptrap somewhere else. McCAIN ’08!

Twitter Driveby

  • 11:36 @gypsyjr *tilts head, like an owl* #
  • 13:44 Palin: God will do "the right thing for America" on Nov 4th. Good grief, can she HEAR herself? tinyurl.com/5wuu2a #
  • 15:37 Palin wears scarf with donkeys and the word "VOTE" to Nevada campaign event. Um. tinyurl.com/5nohmz #
  • 20:09 @hodgman Said at signing I turn off Twitter notifications during debates. To clarify: I read your tweets afterward! They are not ignored! #
  • 20:10 @fourteenacross We must work to renew Pushing Daisies! SO BRILLIANT. #
  • 21:13 @fourteenacross Tiny Pushing Daisies Characters universally own my soul. They need to have tiny adventures together in fanfic. #
  • 21:13 @mkcho73 You can; I just don’t know how good it would taste. #
  • 22:46 Dear Internet, I’m about 90% sure Sarah Palin was joking about naming her sixth child "Zamboni." Take a chill pill. Love, Me #

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Just signed up for Yuletide. I was quite amused at the character list participants had assembled for the Dresden Files, as it includes a “Frank Hendricks.” I know that’s the name his player in the Hearts and Minds RPG came up with for him, but I wasn’t aware it was so firmly entrenched in fanon! Somehow I felt like a party pooper, correcting it to Nathan.

In other news, Kristin sent me the photographs she took of me as a psychotic, murderous queen. I have a freakishly long neck and evil-looking clavicles. It’s good to be the queen!

Books I am currently in the middle of: (in the order they were started)

  1. The Vor Game, Lois McMaster Bujold
  2. The Sellsword, Cam Banks (a long-time friend of Jim Butcher–we palled around at Comic Con)
  3. The Wordy Shipmates, Sarah Vowell
  4. The Graveyard Book, Neil Gaiman
  5. The Queen’s Bastard, C.E. Murphy

    and now

  6. More Information Than You Require, John Hodgman

Self control. I should look into it.

But why, you may ask, is my brain going in so many directions? Perhaps this is because I have done so many awesome things in the past month.

September 15: Attended the Audacity of Jokes Obama fundraiser. Among other notable comics were Kristen Schaal (Flight of the Conchords, The Daily Show) and Jonathan Coulton.

September 29: The Mobile Pie Hole! Enjoyed free pie and Pushing Daisies swag in Times Square as ABC pimped the season premiere.

September 30: Kevin invited me to see Simon Pegg at Comix. I LOVE YOU, KEVIN!

October 1: Pushing Daisies premiere! I made delicious pies for my guests and wore a cute dress. Afterward, Kristen helped me hang the Serenity travel posters I’ve been meaning to hang for months. I also put up the Pushing Daisies dot I was given by a Mobile Pie Hole attendant. It’s about two feet wide, and it looks fabulous on the wall!

October 2: Bought Nation! Listened to audio book Thursday and Friday.

October 5: Toured the Grand Lodge of Free and Accepted Masons as a part of Open House New York.

October 8: Saw Sarah Vowell speak!

October 10: Long-time family friend Tex invited me to a performance art production, for which he composed the music. It was very bizarre, but it was great to see him and his family again!

October 12: Kristen and I went out for crepes, then she used me as a model for her painting of a psychotic queen. I’m still waiting to see those photos, Kristen! Later, Tex invited me to watch the Cowboys game, then I treated him to gelato.

October 15: Debate Night! And better, my beloved college roommate Ko spent the night!

October 16: Kevin and I went to the Obama campaign HQ to get training for phone banking, canvassing, and other forms of volunteering. W00t!

October 17: Invited more friends out for crepes! Crepecrepecrepecrepecrepe.

October 18: Planned to spend the weekend phone banking, but woke up on Saturday a nasty cold and couldn’t. Lamesauce, body.

October 20: Ko came to town again! She and I and one of our favourite college professors, Veronica, went to Vesselka for shenanigans and raspberry blintzes.

October 21: Saw John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton speak and perform, respectively, at Barnes and Noble. Fig. 1, Jonathan Coulton summons a great white whale through the sheer force of his awesomeness. Fig. 2, John Hodgman sees whut you did thar. Unfortunately, he does not see the great Brobdingnagian hand come to squish his head and filch a copy of his new book, More Information Than You Require.

Have I mentioned how much I love living in New York?

Twitter Driveby

  • 00:44 @viennateng Can you explain it in 140 characters? #
  • 09:30 Does Palin’s job naming convention remind anyone else of feudal Europe? tinyurl.com/5zno7w #
  • 09:30 Also, how is "wealth spender" worse than "deficit raiser"? #
  • 09:50 Missed "Heroes" last night, but find I really don’t care. Was it worth watching? #
  • 09:51 @hodgman I have no uke case, but I look forward to seeing you at B&N tonight! #
  • 10:09 @Wraithmaker Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow #
  • 10:30 @hodgman gave a TED talk! The universe is awesome today. tinyurl.com/6abzzm #
  • 10:34 Biden on Ellen: Entrance music was "Changes" by David Bowie, and now he’s speaking against Prop 8! Be still my heart! bit.ly/pgl3K #
  • 14:43 The only thing about quiche more fun than eating it is pronouncing it. Keeeeeeesh! #
  • 17:17 WAH. iTunes is crashing a minute into each song. Guess I’ll be bringing my iPod into work for the foreseeable future… #
  • 17:18 @jonathancoulton Drat! Can you make an exception for coonskin? #
  • 18:05 At B&N, soon to be captivated by @hodgman and @jonathancoulton. Will any of you guys be in attendance, besides the obvious? #
  • 18:17 @boymonster I am dubious. We may have to thumb-war for the title at the next Comic Con. #
  • 23:26 Did I know before today @hodgman is doing a cameo on Battlestar Galactica? How can sadness exist in the world in the face of such splendor? #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 07:57 @fourteenacross We have levers! They make me feel like I’ve accomplished something. Electronic voting machines are so anticlimactic. #
  • 09:38 Tried a new shampoo this morning. Hair feels really, really soft. It’s the little things in life! #
  • 10:43 Jon Stewart to Sarah Palin: "F*** You" tinyurl.com/5v5jfa #
  • 14:35 Dear Baby Jesus, I’m not sure what I did to deserve this picspam of scruffy Lee Pace, but I thank you nonetheless. tinyurl.com/64mfnf #
  • 19:02 @mkcho73 Wish I could join you guys, but I have cunning plans of my own. *rubs hands* Have fun! #
  • 00:00 @Wraithmaker I had dinner with my visiting college roommate and one of our professors! ‘Twas quite awesome. #

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