Twitter Driveby

  • 08:25 *chortles* Oh, Heroes. Haven’t you shamelessly ripped off "Watchmen" enough? ilu. #
  • 10:04 @boymonster "heuristophones" is not a word. :D #
  • 10:15 @boymonster I must not be a heuristophone. There’s nothing common about my senses! #
  • 21:45 Stevens lost his Senate race! YOU ROCK, ALASKANS! (And by "rock" I mean "are sensible enough not to vote for a mentally-unhinged felon.") #
  • 21:47 @hodgman Nah. The Church of Tim Gunn. #
  • 22:31 @sinspired Aww, I love Daphne’s hair! It has personality! It *vibrates*! #
  • 22:39 This is my thousandth tweet! I tried to think of something witty, but all I have to show for it is getting "Rockin’ Robin" stuck in my head. #
  • 22:42 @sinspired Nathan Fillion likes half-dreadlockie hair! tinyurl.com/638u9j #
  • 22:42 As does Muppet Jack Sparrow! tinyurl.com/5u9vs4 #
  • 23:01 *watches the Doctor Who Christmas Special trailer again, filled with unadulterated glee* #
  • 23:03 @fourteenacross That happens to me sometimes. Not sure why. It’s working fine for me now, though. #
  • 00:19 Rereading bits of the Codex Alera books for Yuletide. Good grief I love this series. #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 08:27 @jimmyaquino Nope! We’re getting a second season. We just aren’t getting any more FotC beyond that. #
  • 08:30 Obama is doing Fireside Chats. Have I mentioned lately I love this man? tinyurl.com/5u6yoh #
  • 08:31 @jimmyaquino Aww, man! I hoped the clip would be one of your performances. #
  • 11:03 @jimmyaquino If I correct you, it’s not to make you feel stupid, it’s to let you know what the real answer is and to generally educate. :D #
  • 11:04 @edeainfj Michelle will kill you if you try anything. #
  • 11:05 @mkcho73 Can I hire them to bring puppies into my apartment even if I don’t have bedbugs? #
  • 11:12 When rappers go on and on about how tough they are and how great they are in bed, I can’t help feeling they’re compensating for something. #
  • 11:22 @jimmyaquino Hee, I know you know! When have I ever taken you seriously? :D #
  • 11:38 @jimmyaquino Serious like a zombie attack? I guess I could take you seriously in that kind of situation. Zombies are nothing to laugh about. #
  • 13:47 Terrifying and beautiful photos of the SoCal fires on Big Picture today. God, those poor people. Stay safe, guys. tinyurl.com/5u4n58 #
  • 14:04 Salon.com examines the melancholia of LOLcats: tinyurl.com/6yn5dr #
  • 15:44 Tetris theme on glass bottles: tinyurl.com/6epdf7 #
  • 18:54 ARG. SIX FORTY-FIVE, and they tell me I have to stay late. I wanted to go to the @vampirecowboys show! YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK. #
  • 22:14 @mkcho73 You take that back! Krackels are delicious. #
  • 22:14 @gypsyjr "So. How ’bout them Popular Sports Team?" #
  • 22:19 Boo, no Keith Olbermann tonight. I miss my big-headed, muppet-eyebrowed, Liberal blowhard. *snugs* #
  • 23:02 Mmmm, got new Burt’s Bees chapstick! My lips feel all tingly. #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 09:51 @EuropaMoon Heee! Even better is his/her’s Doctor Who version of "Skullcrusher Mountain" tinyurl.com/6s2rnl #
  • 12:05 Urk, no bottled water left at work. Only the sparkling stuff, which is giving me a stomach ache. I’ll have to sneak out and get some. #
  • 12:10 This is so ridiculous. I’ve been craving Middle Eastern practically every day for the past two weeks. Variety, Priscilla! The spice of life! #
  • 12:23 @sinspired You’ve seen the address in which Obama claimed he was born on Krypton and sent to Earth by his father Jor-El to save the world? #
  • 12:58 @mkcho73 Hi, Mess! #
  • 16:05 @sinspired Oh! I thought it was inspired by the Stephen Colbert-meets-Spidey thing! #
  • 16:56 @Wraithmaker You mean Jersey? #
  • 16:58 @DerekRuiz Reading "Twilight" is like having one’s brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. –HHGTG #
  • 18:11 @jimmyaquino I think his lips have decomposed at this point. #
  • 19:12 @boymonster Huzzah! More moneys for Cam! #
  • 19:12 @boymonster Ugh, those are the worst kinds of dreams. Major hugs. #
  • 20:20 @ingridmusic Does having three ears make you a witch? #
  • 20:21 @fourteenacross Awesomest First Family-Elect Ever. #
  • 21:39 Why do I have "Mrs. Dr. Vandertramp" stuck in my head? That was from French class in NINTH GRADE. You fail, brain. #
  • 21:57 You just lost the game. #
  • 23:30 Bought a Neti Pot! Wonder if this is what waterboarding feels like. Worth it for the gloriously open nasal passages afterward, though. #
  • 00:06 @boymonster Elephant tranquilizer? #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 10:14 Dear Weather, Please stop torrenting rain in time for the Prop 8 protest! This is lameness squared. Love, Me #
  • 10:16 @stephenfry You terrify me. But at least you haven’t started chanting "I like to move it move it" incessantly! #
  • 16:07 Back from the Prop 8 protest at City Hall! My arms are exhausted from holding a "Straight Against H8" sign. Fight for equal rights, woo! #
  • 22:12 Is someone smoking directly beneath my window? #
  • 23:06 New Star Trek trailer! Simon Pegg, how are you so awesome? #
  • 23:07 (Anybody else think he sounded a little like Billy Boyd there? Aww, I miss my hobbits.) #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 10:59 RPattz is up for consideration to be Doctor #11. Um, what? He already looks like the child of David Tennant’s hair and an Abercrombie model. #
  • 12:29 @sinspired *waves magic wand* Shazam! "Princeps’ Fury" is out! Though only in Sweden, unfortunately. Two more weeks for us ‘Mericans. #
  • 12:29 @mkcho73 What’s this about birth control pills as synchronized swimmers? You do know I helped make that ad? :D #
  • 12:46 @mkcho73 Hey, I have a character limit to deal with! Also, that’s his nickname on fandom_wank. :D #
  • 12:47 @mkcho73 The Darling NuvaRing Darlings? #
  • 12:49 What should I have for lunch, Twitter? #
  • 12:58 @boymonster Wind! Water! Heart! GO PLANET! #
  • 18:22 @jimmyaquino If you go, I’m coming too! #
  • 18:33 There’s a new girl at work whose voice sounds exactly like mine, apparently. I can’t hear it, but it has my coworkers in stitches. #
  • 19:00 Boss got us Magnolia cupcakes to celebrate success. Oh. My God. Best cupcake ever. #
  • 22:45 @jimmyaquino Did you play Dim Sum Poker? #
  • 23:17 Ooh, @sarah_haskins has a twitter! I have such a girl-crush on her. #

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I wrote fic! Fic for Kat for the Dresden Halloween Ficathon! Fic that I’m really, really proud of, and that made Kat cry!

I promise to never use my powers for evil.

Title: The Other Son
Fandom: Dresden Files bookverse
Characters: Thomas, Harry, Justine, Susan, and an unexpected guest or two
Prompt: “Thomas on Harry. Let’s see his POV on his baby brother. I don’t want slash of any sort, just brotherly shenanigans.” –Kat
Word Count: 4,846
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Thomas Raith has a brother.
Spoilers: Up through Blood Rites
Disclaimer: Thomas, Harry, and all other assorted Dresden-y characters and concepts belong to Jim Butcher and Penguin Books.

Link: Read it at The Archive!

Twitter Driveby

  • 10:13 Watchmen movie spoilers. What. tinyurl.com/69ypph #
  • 10:29 Where I’m going to be this Saturday: tinyurl.com/5ev94k #
  • 10:38 Yee! New Torchwood Babiez! tw-babiez.livejournal.com/ #
  • 10:43 @gypsyjr *fist bump* #
  • 11:35 Twitter, you can fix the "in reply to" glitch any time now. #
  • 11:36 …Wow, they fixed it AT THAT INSTANT. Uh… World, you can give me ten million dollars any time now. #
  • 15:22 @DerekRuiz "Storm Front" comes out today? Oh. Whoops. Maybe I should have posted an announcement on Jim-Butcher.com. #
  • 15:24 @mollycrabapple You mean iPhones *don’t* explode and kill people? Why on earth did I get an iPhone, then? #
  • 22:31 Oh, Simon Pegg! You didn’t just use "there" instead of "their"! #
  • 22:34 Okay, fine. The awesomeness Simon Pegg writing Star Wars fanfiction more than compensates for homophone abuse. bit.ly/170Yj #
  • 22:42 10 Insulting Words You Should Know: tinyurl.com/46p76w #
  • 22:43 @mkcho73 You take that back! I have lots of friends whose names sound alike! #

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Hello, Yuletide Santa! This is my first year participating, and in my confusion I was woefully unspecific in my requests. My letter clarifying my desires is here.

Thank you!

Love,
Priscellie