Yikes. LoudTwitter didn’t ship a week’s worth of my tweets. Hopefully they’ll correct the mistake, like they did once before. For the time being, they’re all available here.

Now that’s just… neat.

When you search Amazon for the Dresden Files: Welcome to the Jungle trade hardback, you get:

(Click image for full-sized version. I didn’t want to screw up anyone’s layout.)

It’s total happenstance on the excerpt, but… thank you, universe, for taking steps to make up for my total suckfest of an illness these past few days.

Twitter Driveby

  • 07:54 mrglfrsl. feel weak and queasy again, after being back to 100% yesterday. what the hell, body? #
  • 08:01 trying to muster resolve to force down h2o and yogurt (only thing that made me feel better Wed), but I quail at the idea of eating anything. #
  • 12:29 This is the lamest sickness ever. I feel like if I could just get on my feet and get moving, I’d be fine, but if I tried, I’d throw up. #
  • 12:57 @boymonster I’m convinced New Zealand and Australia actively want me dead. On the other hand, I live in New York, so that’s nothing new. #
  • 18:05 @mkcho73 Come on, don’t you want to see shirtless, sudsy Hugh Jackman pour a gallon of water on himself? #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 15:52 @fourteenacross You are a shelving rockstar every day! #
  • 22:51 @edeainfj I love your brain. #
  • 00:13 Why does betaing always give me the curious urge to diagram sentences? #
  • 07:54 mrglfrsl. feel weak and queasy again, after being back to 100% yesterday. what the hell, body? #
  • 08:01 trying to muster resolve to force down h2o and yogurt (only thing that made me feel better Wed), but I quail at the idea of eating anything. #
  • 12:29 This is the lamest sickness ever. I feel like if I could just get on my feet and get moving, I’d be fine, but if I tried, I’d throw up. #
  • 12:57 @boymonster I’m convinced New Zealand and Australia actively want me dead. On the other hand, I live in New York, so that’s nothing new. #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 14:48 @sinspired Oh, sweet! I made a note to myself to check the FIT Dark Glamour exhibit out, but I completely forgot! Let me know how it is. #
  • 14:49 @mkcho73 Are you wrapped around a riddle? #
  • 19:11 @boymonster Your daughter wins. Next Comic Con, I’ll have to get a picture with you when I’m in my Delirium costume. :D #
  • 19:13 I have new running shoes! And oh my gosh, they’re so comfy and cute. I can’t wait to run the Turkey Trot with my dad this Thursday. #
  • 19:28 @edeainfj I want to sic Dr. Manhattan and Shere Khan on people that give their babies such stupid names. #
  • 19:28 @gypsyjr Isn’t it usually supposed to be the creepy dolls doing the stalking? #
  • 19:31 @fredhicks You expect something technological to work with a wizard? Has Jim taught you nothing? #

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Twitter Driveby

  • 09:45 @smuu A world without Pushing Daisies is a world that sucks. #
  • 10:14 Google is all decked out for Magritte’s birthday. If I’d known, I would have worn my "Ceci n’est pas une pipe" shirt! bit.ly/w67f #
  • 12:03 @mkcho73 Clearly, today is a good day for awesome people to be born. :D So is the day after tomorrow! #

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  • 13:04 Waugh! My gmail just changed themes! I am afraid of change; bring back the old version! #
  • 13:16 * addendum to last post: Unless said change is brought by a progressive political movement and/or Barack Obama. #
  • 13:19 Hmm. Apparently I’m supposed to have a "Themes" tab on my Settings page. Could the BetterGmail2 extension be conflicting? #
  • 14:19 @boymonster + influx of undiluted CRAZY #
  • 14:30 Oh, gorgeous! I can now change gmail themes, and they’re so PRETTY! I expect I will spend the day alternating between Pebbles and Phantasea. #
  • 14:32 "Waxman Defeats Dingell For Coveted Chairmanship" is a truly beautiful headline, sublime in its ridiculousness. #
  • 14:33 Oh, even better! "Waxman Unseats Dingell For Energy and Commerce" (from @nprnews) #
  • 15:21 @gypsyjr Let me inject some JOY into your ambivalence! #
  • 15:22 @sinspired If you get a spare moment, there should be shenanigans! #
  • 15:25 Pushing Daisies was excellent last night, but watching it in HD at my friend’s place creeped me out. Regular TV for me, please! #
  • 15:43 @DerekRuiz My friend has maybe a 40" TV. The universe shouldn’t be that crisp. I spent the entire episode staring at people’s hair. #
  • 15:45 Just changed my Gmail label colors to better match my new theme. On a scale from electing Obama to canceling Middleman, how lame am I? #
  • 16:07 @JHOCHE It isn’t official, but I fear it’s inevitable. And that’s just lame. #
  • 16:15 Retweeted from @nprpolitics — Lizard People FTW! bit.ly/2xdH #
  • 17:03 @DerekRuiz I’ve had three or four moments today where I was convinced it was Friday. *sigh* #
  • 18:17 @greggrunberg Epic indeed! You and Brea should badger Masi into joining Twitter. #
  • 22:49 Dear ABC, YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK. Heartbrokenly, Priscilla #
  • 22:51 @fourteenacross Now NO ONE IS LEFT. Except those that don’t use Gmail, of course. #
  • 01:10 I like that the Themes change color, but my placid waters vanished into red murk at the hour I need them most. I left work after midnight. #

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Aww! My daddy sent me flowers at work to celebrate my birthday on Sunday. I’ve put them in a place of prominence, so all my coworkers can enjoy them.