I got this stuck in my head today and I knew I had to post it. By the brilliant CMC of HP4GU.



The Death Eaters’ Anthem — to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club theme

Who’s the skull-projecting gang

That causes such distress?

D-E-A-T-H E-A-T-E-R-S

The house of Gryffindor, we think, should have one student less

D-E-A-T-H E-A-T-E-R-S

We eat death! Like Macbeth!

Avada Kedrava, it’s your final breath!

Death! Breath! Yeth!

We slithered out from Slytherin to serve him fearfully

V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-silent-T!

He’s now alive, and come Book Five, then Potter’s history:

V-O-L “He’ll give Harry ‘L’”

D-E-M – “He’ll get the rest of ‘em, too!”

O-R-silent-T