From Twitter 05-02-2011

  • 00:00:26: RT @Dark_Puck: RT: @misterthew: USA: “England, your wedding was nice and I’mma let you finish, but we got the biggest news of ALL TIME”
  • 00:15:37: RT @laughingsquid: RT @nickbilton: Epic Fox News typo on Osama Bin Laden death (read the name): http://twitpic.com/4s76an // DIAF.
  • 00:15:42: RT @TheThomason: Obama: “Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?” Drops mic, walks away.
  • 00:26:20: RT @jonrog1: RT @dangerroom So here’s where it went down: http://bit.ly/kPUjsh
  • 00:26:51: RT @Julie_Butcher: RT @jane_l: Good time to donate some care packages to the men and women that serve http://www.navy.mil/navydata/navy_
  • 00:27:27: RT @tmbg: From Todd M Libby on Facebook: Osama Bin Laden just ousted Hitler as the Mayor of Hell on @foursquare
  • 00:40:57: RT @BreakingNews: US official, asked about bin Laden’s body: ‘We are assuring it is handled in accordance with Islamic practice and trad …
  • 01:33:20: RT @Dark_Puck: http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad254/shontay07108/AOBAMA.jpg INTERNET OVER; EVERYBODY GO HOME
  • 01:34:04: RT @movingsideways: BREAKING: US TERROR ALERT LEVEL RAISED TO “CONFETTI.”
  • 01:35:59: RT @garywhitta: Okay this is amazing. @barackobama announcement of press conference = tweet number 1337. MOST AWESOME PRESIDENT EVER
  • 01:37:07: RT @Newsweek: This photo, from @nytimes, pretty much says it all. Photo: http://tumblr.com/xul2crc9jr // My HEART!
  • 01:40:45: Was too energized to go to sleep, so I updated the Jim-Butcher.com FAQ. Bedtime now!
  • 07:54:15: RT @Dark_Puck: RT: @RyanNewYork: In Osama Bin Laden’s last moments, he used a woman as a human shield. – MSNBC
  • 08:05:41: I think those quotes about not rejoicing at your enemies’ death refer to jerks that cut you off on the highway, not mass-murdering assholes.
  • 08:06:16: RT @mattfraction: “@DaveHolmes: How’s about we all throw a few bucks at the Twin Towers Orphan Fund (to)night? Osama would hate it. http …
  • 08:14:03: RT @BreakingNews: U.S. official tells NBC News that bin Laden has been buried at sea ‘in accordance with Islamic law and tradition’
  • 08:15:20: RT @Reuters_Biz: Dollar rises, oil slides after news of bin Laden’s death http://reut.rs/kaoma1
  • 08:20:06: RT @maureenjohnson: Though I am liking all the jokes about how Osama bin Laden shouldn’t have put his contact info on his Playstation.
  • 08:24:37: @SheckyX Conspiracy theorists will NEVER be satisfied. But I think “We didn’t kill Osama!” is not going to be a popular political position.
  • 08:27:15: @travelingheidi If they haven’t sold out already, I can get one for you. :D
  • 09:26:51: @travelingheidi Got you one! Unless someone else already has?
  • 09:30:46: RT @laughingsquid: Here’s the guy (@ReallyVirtual) who unwittingly live-tweeted the raid on Bin Laden http://owl.li/4L6A2 via @mikebutcher
  • 09:39:38: RT @RBReich: Apparently knowledge of BL’s hideout came from careful analysis rather than from anyone imprisoned, coerced, or tortured. A …
  • 09:45:38: RT @johndeguzman: My night last night, told through tweets and photos from Times Sq: http://t.co/PeQPttD @newyorkology @everythingNYC
  • 11:17:46: RT @reelmolesworth: boys now laing odds on #osama returning as clone (7/4), cyborg (11/2), HOLLOGRAM (20/1) or brane in glass globe atop …
  • 11:19:12: RT @thinkgeek: Oh, internet. 35 Google reviews of Osama bin Laden’s compound; 4 stars so far: http://j.mp/jb4vCU “Recently vacated!”
  • 11:41:37: Vote for Retro Kvothe! (Or Locke Lamora, or Mistborn…) http://blog.patrickrothfuss.com/2011/05/retro-kvothe/
  • 11:58:23: The Writing Excuses guys are brainstorming an urban fantasy story! Hilarious and kinda inspirational: http://bit.ly/lkQksT
  • 12:40:05: @SheckyX Yeah, that’s what I meant by “Conspiracy theorists will never be satisfied.”
  • 12:41:03: @SheckyX Those with the birther mentality wouldn’t believe Osama was dead if they poked his corpse with a stick.
  • 13:24:25: RT @harikunzru: RT @wikileaks: Osama bin Laden killing: Information about courier and location appeared in Gitmo Files release http://is …
  • 15:31:34: RT @bkshelvesofdoom: How To Share Books with Troops Overseas – @GalleyCat http://t.co/5mrzcKm
  • 15:34:57: RT @io9: A Detailed Chart of River Song and the Doctor’s Time-crossed Relationship http://io9.com/5797733/
  • 16:05:32: RT @saturngirl: Er remind me who you are again? ‘Trump’, you say? RT @Slate Trump congratulates President Obama, calls for truce: http:/ …
  • 16:12:44: RT @Just_a_Drop: Guys we have been inundated with support and our sponsors have seen this and are very moved by u guys and ………,
  • 16:12:46: RT @Just_a_Drop: THEY ARE BUILDING THE WELL!!!!
  • 16:32:51: @smuu I can’t understand that mentality. If it were a ploy, it would be SO EASY to disprove. Find something worthwhile to grouse about!
  • 16:46:34: RT @BLGerig: Newspaper front pages on Osama. Most redesigned starting around 11 pm after death was confirmed | Poynter. http://t.co/JbK4HCX
  • 16:53:38: RT @fourteenacross: “If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna RULE!”
  • 17:20:39: @seananmcguire Protractors? Not compasses? I didn’t think protractors had a stabby bit…
  • 17:44:46: RT @BreakingNews Twitter has acquired TweetDeck for $40 million to $50 million http://tcrn.ch/mfQD0r // Uh-oh. Don’t screw this up, Twitter!
  • 17:48:07: I have 99 votes! Can someone push me over 100? http://neilgaiman.bookperk.com/engine/Details.aspx?p=V&c=29933&s=7934182&i=1&m=X#SD
  • 17:56:38: RT @cleolinda: RT @erincmccarthy: wow. PHOTO: Obama and team watching video feed of Bin Laden raid http://bit.ly/k38eV0 (via @zaffi)
  • 17:58:42: @ShannonKButcher You speak Martian!
  • 18:11:42: “Do you want me to just get rid of her?” –a coworker #unconventionaljobdescription #3Danimationandwetworks
  • 21:32:38: @blazeorama Today’s the last day, unfortunately! And only the top 20 advance. I’m #204 out of nearly 1400.
  • 21:33:58: @sherlockbones Register at http://bit.ly/kwYF6e, then click the vote button under my picture. Thanks! *hugs*
  • 21:36:07: Whenever anyone says “Finger. Nose.” from now on, I will think of this: http://owl.li/4LwIt #lookingatyouJim
  • 21:42:02: @sherlockbones Oh, I misread the rules! Voting ended at 5pm EST, whereas I thought they ended at midnight. Sorry to trouble you!
  • 21:55:58: @blazeorama I doubt anyone who visited my page actually voted for her. Folks get one vote a day. Why spend it on a stranger?
  • 22:14:51: RT @biggayicecream: By the way our book isn’t just recipes. I’ll also share things like my preferred way to shoo heroin dealers away fro …
  • 23:20:21: RT @cleolinda: RT @bethshepsut: Interesting. http://tinyurl.com/3checma Out of Osama’s Death, A Fake Quotation is Born
  • 23:26:27: RT @paulandstorm: [P] Dear Internet: This is for you. http://youtu.be/0la5DBtOVNI (cc: @wilw)
  • 23:39:25: Drawin’ the HECK out of some mountains! #extrememapping

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From Twitter 05-01-2011

  • 00:46:21: My roommate and I have triumphed over evil and noise! I sit in blissful silence.
  • 00:53:58: RT @alyankovic: Whoever’s doing these My Little Pony videos – you’re killin’ it! http://j.mp/iv8BdL
  • 01:16:55: mkay, bedtime for me. Fighting evil is sleepymaking.
  • 12:37:25: Mmmmm, I slept eleeeven hoooooours. Good work, body!
  • 12:57:32: @SheckyX Yeah, sorry. I promise I put them to good use!
  • 13:49:59: Hey, @longshotauthor fans! James Marsters will soon return to the studio to record GHOST STORY, due for release 7/26–same day as hardcover.
  • 14:00:40: RT @bookviewcafe: BVC features Seanan McGuire http://www.bookviewcafe.com
  • 14:26:11: @ShannonKButcher FutureShannon!
  • 14:26:49: RT @qikipedia: If water charity @Just_a_Drop gets 20K followers, sponsor will build a new well in Mongolia. Please follow them – we have.
  • 14:44:16: RT @cleolinda: RT @kitalita: Lee Pace as Thranduil! Good genes, elves, good genes. http://tinyurl.com/3l93wmx // *SCREAMSQUEAL OF JOY*
  • 15:00:25: RT @byharryconnolly: RT @muskrat_john: @byharryconnolly I just wanna keep tweeting “Mitch Hedberg” to see what the bot sends me…
  • 15:05:57: Showed Jim the pictures of @PadawanMolly and @Za_Lord at the Harry Potter exhibition. He LOLed. Victory! http://twitpic.com/4ri35t
  • 15:09:12: @RobJDurand I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.
  • 15:16:27: RT @mental_floss: Why is “mayday!” an international distress signal? It comes from the French “venez m’aider,” meaning “come help me!”
  • 15:18:54: RT @DoctorLongscarf: When they say #DoctorWho is a “kid’s show” it should mean that it appeals to the imagination of the young. NOT that …
  • 15:48:57: Mika Merrylark drew Ramirez! Not how I pictured him, but still full of squee! http://japanphotoblog.seesaa.net/article/198616418.html
  • 15:54:28: @seananmcguire ME! And shortcake, if there’s extra!
  • 16:04:52: I laughed out loud! President Obama roasts Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: http://youtu.be/k8TwRmX6zs4
  • 16:58:48: RT @neilhimself: Funniest PROBLEM WITH SAINTS video so far. http://youtu.be/DxgbPXkcG-w #8in8 #silentmovies // FANTASTIC!
  • 18:23:49: @Esperacchius @SunshineDuk I picture him with a goatee. I figure he started trying to grow sexy facial hair as soon as he hit puberty. XD
  • 18:27:18: @feliciaday Will EW call you “Felimon”? “Silicia”? #babybumpwatch
  • 18:28:26: RT @gillyperkygoth: http://www.theonion.com/articles/velociraptor-from-jurassic-park-dies,20191/ The saddest thing ever written…
  • 18:29:55: @antonstrout Ooh, which molecular gastronomy place? I want to go to WD-50 before I leave the city, but it’s eye-crossingly expensive…
  • 18:33:13: Just saw a comment on DeviantArt saying there was “something wrong” about my Molly/Carlos picture, suggesting Harry/Molly instead. #godno
  • 18:34:38: @antonstrout Wow! Enjoy the heck out of it, man! And give us the full scoop, so we can enjoy it vicariously.
  • 20:01:37: To all the walkers, crew, and supporters of the DC @avonwalks, THANK YOU for all your hard work!
  • 20:05:33: @seananmcguire Does Tybalt have a brother? Can I have his number?
  • 20:35:22: @scifantasy @seananmcguire Logic intentionally played no part in my asking of that question. #mrowr
  • 21:05:54: I have chicken andouille gumbo from @MarasHomemade! Envy my gastronomic riches!
  • 22:50:30: RT @laughingsquid: Osama Bin Laden is dead, US has body in possession, about to be confirmed by Obama
  • 22:57:20: The U.S. Government has bin Laden’s body. Any chance it will be displayed in New York, so people can line up to kick it?
  • 23:07:11: Just got to tell my parents and sister the news. That felt good. :D
  • 23:11:55: Will they announce the names of the people who killed Osama? Because they will never have a problem getting laid the rest of their lives.
  • 23:14:48: RT @ASepiol: “Where were you when you found out Osama Bin Laden was killed?” “On Twitter”
  • 23:16:17: RT @RobJDurand: just thinking if we took Osama’s Body on a “kick me for $5” tour we could fix the economy in less then a year.
  • 23:20:22: Can’t decide if I want to stick by my TV to watch Obama’s speech live or flock to Union Square to celebrate with fellow New Yorkers!
  • 23:21:15: RT @cleolinda: RT @NewYorkObserver: Look at Obama’s face when Meyers made the joke about Bin Laden. Meme-creators, go to town. http://tw …
  • 23:37:49: RT @BitterOldPunk: Oh man I so hope the US soldier who killed Osama is gay.
  • 23:42:46: RT @Dark_Puck: RT: @deziner: 9.11.01 meet 5.01.11
  • 23:54:12: RT @kpereira: Excellent speech by President Obama. I hope we as a nation find that sense of unity he spoke about, and that it isn’t squa …

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From Twitter 04-30-2011

  • 00:10:38: Fortunately, I learned at summer camp to sleep with my fingers in my ears. Maybe I’ll try Kleenex, too. And pillows.
  • 00:11:09: Failing that, @anglophile80’s suggestion that I sleep on one of the couches at the office is an excellent one. :D
  • 00:12:07: @RobJDurand Yup! Like three blocks. :D
  • 00:12:40: @mhaithaca The Rite Aid across the street closes at 10, alas.
  • 14:03:40: RT @PadawanMolly: This is what the inside of my head looks like all the time. http://twitpic.com/4rjj6g
  • 23:37:35: RT @PadawanMolly: This is what the inside of my head looks like all the time. http://twitpic.com/4rjj6g // This picture still cracks me up.
  • 23:42:11: Ten minutes after the Shenanigans crew left my apartment, the construction noise started up again. No hammer drills yet, but still annoying.
  • 23:57:36: Called landlady. She didn’t know there would be construction either! The building office will be closed tomorrow, but she’ll call them Mon.

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