The deadline for the Spinoff Challenge on the Browncoats website was today, so I decided I might as well submit an entry. I entertain myself far too easily. Gotta respect the first rule of fandom: The more esoteric, the more amusing.

I envision an epic tale of life. Adventure. Drama. Intrigue. Food pellets. My story is that of a young girl named Maria and her quirky and surprisingly astute sidekick Simon, the hamster she named after the doctor that reattached her entire leg after a freak tetherball accident. Her dangerous brush with paraplegia awakened her desire to see the universe. Her self-imposed challenge: to travel the galaxy on 6 credits a day.

It was either tetherball or unicycling.

Other characters considered: Bester, the “Good Dogs” guy in the pilot, Rick Meadows (heroic Mudder beloved of the Pennsylvania Shindig), the crew of the Brutus, Fes Higgins, and YoSafBridge as a futuristic Sydney Bristow.

Does anyone know where I can find the Club For Growth anti-Dean ad that started the whole “tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times-reading, body-piercing, Hollywood-loving, left-wing freak show” thing? Great googly moogly, that was hilarious.

Blogging from my mom’s laptop that is now my dad’s, as something is horrifically wrong with dad’s desktop machine. Guh, this computer is deliciously awesome. It makes me even more excited about my new laptop, which should arrive in a week.

According to MovieMusicals.net, the Rent trailer will debut on AOL June 7th.