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Wednesday, August 08, 2007



Making Money comes out September fiiiiiiiiiiirst! But alas, Pterry will not be signing in the US this year. He didn't last year, either. I HATE YOU, COLLEGEBOXES, FOR LOSING MY SIGNED DISCWORLD FAMILY VALUES POSTER. And, y'know, everything else they lost.

Still bitter after a year? No, not at all.

But ROCK ON! Making Money just appeared on the New York Public Library's website, so I quickly placed a hold. There's only one hold ahead of me, and they're getting in 6 copies at my favourite location (72 copies over all the branches!), so I'll get the book as soon as the library does! WIN!

The New York Public Library is so much love.

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Tuesday, January 02, 2007



Happy Year of Two James Bond!

That's not going to get old until February, at least.

I decided to do a hybrid between the two 2006 recap memes floating around. Rather than filling out a survey, I'm doing a little summary for each month, starting with the first sentence of the first post of each month. I'm a rebel.
  1. January 1st: "Back from Island Hop #1!"

    The year began in Greece, the best vacation ever. I met Neil Gaiman, I got to hang out with Rebecca, and I was cast in Little Shop of Horrors in an ensemble role for the first time in my life. Classes for the new semester: Proving Things: Algebra, Digital Figure Modeling, Intro to Algorithms, Crime Cinema of France and Italy, Independent Study in Fluid Simulation.

  2. February 1st: "AARGH!"

    Little Shop was canceled. After a full semester, Ko and I got the massive hole in our wall fixed, and we got a second hatch in our bathroom ceiling. During the winter Olympics, Ko and I decided that Snowboardcross would be so much cooler if athletes could set each other on fire. I did my first piece of Dresden Files fanart: Thomas and Bianca.

  3. March 1st: "Renata linked me to the iTunes Signature Maker, which is just neat!"

    I saw Jon Stewart, Kevin Smith, and Margaret Cho in a period of 8 days. While I was in New York for the filming of The Daily Show, I got to hang out with Jimmy, a friend from the PA Shindigs. Later that month, I went to a housewarming party for other Shindig friends, Courtney and Ryan. Also in attendance were Shindig hosts Kristin and Paul, and the fannish family of Suze, Bob, and Sami. We almost outnumbered Courtney's relatives!

  4. April 1st: "New Frankenmix prompts!"

    Thought I had a date. Didn't. Have decided this is entirely due to The Boy's total blindness, as I am a hottie and totally dateable. Stupid boy(s). The month perked up, however, when my film class won the Greater Philadelphia Student Film Festival with our short film, Zeyen and Nazia. Ko had a birthday, and I was revealed to have ninjalike powers with balloon animals. I managed to get Proven Guilty (the first Dresden book to come out since I started reading the series) ten days before it was supposed to be released. That night, I went to Marcelina's dance concert, then promptly dropped said book into a rain puddle helping a blind man board a bus. Stephen Colbert did his White House Correspondents Dinner Speech-Thing and was awesome.

  5. May 1st: "Linked from Croupier, Berkeley on iTunesU."

    Still chasing The Boy. I was The Idiot. I finally shared Milton Goldthwait with the internet, further proving I need a boyfriend. I was funny. Exam period was hellish. After classes let out, I turned over my stuff to CollegeBoxes, some of it never to be seen again. Mom and I went to New York, where we saw Sweeney Todd and The Color Purple and lots of great museums. The Dresden Files' backdoor pilot got picked up as a TV series. I got a new chair. Stephen Colbert's team photomanipped Hugh Laurie into the Wonder Woman costume. I accurately predicted Season 3 of Lost. Saw X3 and invented original character Toastito.

  6. June 1st: "I recently saw Over the Hedge, and I loved it."

    We had our first preview of the Dresden Files TV show, and I fell in love with the actress playing Murphy when she slammed Harry into the hood of a car. I attended the third (and last) Pennsylvania Shindig, which was crazy crazy fun. Performed Serenifly: The Musical (written by Jimmy and me) and Wizard People, Dear Reader. Got an internship at ReelFX! Saw the Dallas Equality Now screening of Serenity. Watched the entirety of Battlestar Galactica (the new series, I mean). Got my ears pierced, and still feel ambivalent about this decision.

  7. July 1st: "Handy!"

    Worked. At Job, listened to like fifty audio books. Discovered Psych, which is great. Went to the SIGGRAPH convention, which was too cool for words!

  8. August 1st: "There are not enough EEEs in SQUEEE! to describe today."

    The other half of the SIGGRAPH convention, hence the EEEs. Wrote Dresden Files limericks. My laptop was in danger of exploding. I spent a weekend at my aunt and uncle's house in Colorado, which was wonderful. Returned to school, only to find that CollegeBoxes had lost three of my boxes. Only one would be found.

  9. September 1st: "The Illusionist is getting great reviews, as it well should."

    Class Schedule: Feminist Fairy Tales (best class ever), Film Analysis and Methods, Physics II, Computer Graphics (the computer science side), and Calculus III. Hold me. It quickly became apparent that this semester would be a living hell. Anyway, I cooked stuff! This lasted a couple weeks. I fought the urge to set CollegeBoxes on fire. Was very, very ill one night, and the next morning was stabbed repeatedly by incompetent nurses. Body was intimidated into getting healthy again. Later that month, I discovered that the comics shop across the street had started stocking new stuff, and I wouldn't need to take the bus to 20th street whenever I needed my fix. Began Obsessively Early Planning for Sappy Lincoln Narratives Road Trip '07.

  10. October 1st: "Aaaaaand CollegeBoxes can't find my stuff."

    Met John Hodgman, Jonathan Coulton, David Rees, and Amy Sedaris. Then the next day, met Nancy Pelosi, Allyson Schwartz, and Lois Murphy, and got to be (in the background) on teevee! Renata sent me hobo brownies, which were delicious. After two months, CollegeBoxes gave up on the search for my stuff, then stiffed me fifty five bucks on the claims check. So I was funny again. Wrote a revision of "Cinderella" that was awesome and also worrisome. I attended a Halloween party in York, hosted by Shindiggers Courtney and Ryan, and attended by various awesome people. For the first Halloween ever, I didn't make a new costume. This was a source of much despair, though it did mean I got to wear my awesome Sally costume again, so it wasn't too tragic.

  11. November 1st: "Once more, into the breach!"

    I met the Brothers Quay, who are twin geniuses. Five-year-old me wrote a recommendation for Ko to the Marshall scholarship. Voted Democrat! Took really cute senior pictures. Converted many to Discworld when we read Witches Abroad in my Fairy Tales class. Celebrated my 22nd birthday with my family, as it was on Thanksgiving this year. Wrote a paper teasing out similarities between Whedon's Serenity and Ford's The Searchers.

  12. December 1st: "I just slept for tweeeeelve houuuuuurs."

    A week after turning it in, reread Serenity/Searchers paper for coherence, now that I'd had actual sleep. It was awesome and ultimately A-worthy. Took a few hours off from the Semester of Hell to enjoy Cursor's Fury, which was a book of EEEEE. Made Rice Krispie Treats. Went to NY with Kristin for Jimmy's birthday and gave him a My Little Pony Balloon. Met John Cassaday, who thought I was funny. I still melt slightly when I think of this. At midnight one night, Ko and I went out for spontaneous pie. Jim Butcher commented on my fanart, Sci-Fi released fifty thousand Dresden TV promos, and JKR announced the totally lame title for the 7th Harry Potter book. My wizard named Harry could beat up your wizard named Harry. Renata and friends came to town, which was merry. New Year's Eve plans fell through, because "excluding Priscilla" has apparently replaced baseball as the national pasttime, not that this is the subject for a future rant or anything.

Good Riddance, 2006! Bring on 2007! I've eaten my black eyed peas this time (they didn't have any in Greece) so all should be good. Resolutions include:
  1. Spend more time drawing
  2. Spend less time rereading/rewatching stuff I've already read/watched fifty times.
  3. Exercise regularly
  4. Cook more often, and healthily
  5. Figure out what the heck I'm doing with my life.

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Sunday, November 05, 2006



Yesterday was keen! I stopped by the comics shop (not a huge selection, but hey! It's across the street!) to pick up a comic Jimmy recced. They didn't have it, but they had the fourth trade of Runaways (gotta catch up before Joss takes over), and they randomly had Dave McKean's Cages! I've been wanting to get my hands on it, but Amazon is sold out! Bwee!

I also went to Ko's dance show, which ROCKED THE HOUSE. Ko = talented + brilliant + pretty, curse her! And speaking of her brilliance, she is ONE OF TWELVE FINALISTS FOR THE RHODES SCHOLARSHIPS. She just found out last night. There has been so much squee in this room since then, it's like we're hosting a convention of Legolas fangirls. She needs to write a 50-word blurb about herself for her Marshall Scholarship interview tomorrow, but because she's so busy, I hired my five-year-old self to do it for her (I love how my usual handwriting is even messier than that). Unfortunately, five-year-old-me can't count very well1 and it ended up being 67 words, but I still feel it's something to be proud of. Especially as it was done in like 80 seconds. :D

1 This is a lie. When my mom was teaching me about the number line at some very young age, I invented negative numbers. Me > Hellenistic Egypt and Europe before the 17th Century.

Did I ever mention my new lamp in my blog? I should have. Because it's COOLER THAN ANYTHING YOU WILL EVER POSSESS IN YOUR INADEQUATE LIFETIME. I got it a couple weeks ago to replace the one CollegeBoxes lost. And it actually gives off a lot more light than you would expect from that picture, stupid lying camera.

I also met with my computer science TA, and we fixed a problem that had been plaguing me all last week. I'm now in the home stretch of my project!

Speaking of squee (see above, re: RHODES FINALIST), I got to meet the Brothers Quay in my film class on Thursday! If you haven't seen any of their gorgeous and trippy stop-motion films, do so ASAP!


Some Links and a Meme:

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006



"So we get a plan," I said. "Any suggestions?"
"Blow up the building," Kinkaid said without looking up. "That works good for vampires. Then soak what's left in gasoline. Set it on fire. Then blow it all up again."
"For future reference, I was sort of hoping for a suggestion that didn't sound like it came from that Bolshevik Muppet with all the dynamite."
"Check," Kinkaid said.

--Blood Rites, Jim Butcher (6th novel of The Dresden Files)
Can I hire Kinkaid to take care of CollegeBoxes? I just got my claims check today. After all this agony, they stiffed me fifty-five bucks. Oh, CollegeBoxes, there will be hell to pay. Also me to pay. In case that wasn't clear.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006



After six weeks, CollegeBoxes has given up the search for my boxes, and they're just sending me a check. ARRRRRGH! Kiss that Pterry-autographed Discworld Family Values poster goodbye. I hope he comes through Philly again before I leave. Does anyone know when Making Money is coming out? On the other hand, it's nice to finally get that sense of closure so I can just re-buy all the stuff they lost, and Ko and I won't have to deal with no telephones or pot lids or trash cans or shower curtains or measuring cups/spoons or my laundry hamper or my lampshade or my upright pillow etc etc etc.

Fortunately, most of the stuff is very replacable. It's just a matter of tracking everything down and buying new stuff. I'll stop by the bookstore and Radio Shack tomorrow when it isn't raining, and I'll try to find all the stuff I originally got at Bed Bath and Beyond on their website. What a hassle. The faint silver lining is that I get to pick out new posters! The old list: Serenity, Rent, Star Wars (Darth Vader "Who's Your Daddy?"), Hero, Lord of the Rings: TTT (with Merry and Pippin), Discworld Family Values, The Incredibles, and Moulin Rouge.

My Amelie and Corpse Bride mini-posters survived, as they were put in one of the boxes that made it, and I've already bought the Veronica Mars noir-style poster, and I'm thinking about one of those weird international Serenity posters to replace my dearly departed American one. Oh, eBay, sing to me your sweet siren song!

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Monday, October 02, 2006



Aaaaaand CollegeBoxes can't find my stuff.

I hate it when I'm right.

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Saturday, September 16, 2006



Time for a random update!

I finished the first 2/5 of my math homework, now five sections instead of three! I should compose a song about it, to the tune of "I got a jar of di-irt."

*does a jig*

Last night I attended a staged version of John Irving's A Prayer for Owen Meany. The first act was excellent, but the second act was atrocious and easily three times the length it needed to be. Ah well. I understand it's still being workshopped, so hopefully they'll fix some of the more glaring problems. Tonight, I saw Aaron and pals in Much Ado About Nothing, which was hilarious and awesome. Three cheers (and lots of revelry) for all involved!

Now tallying 16 days without my stuff, CollegeBoxes remains useless, and I am now being told that someone will get in touch with me early next week. Wow, that sure is helpful, especially seeing as I got the "We'll call you in the next 48 hours" line last Tuesday, and I had to call them.

And back to the grindstone for me.

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Thursday, September 14, 2006



Apparently my Calc III professor decided we didn't have quite enough due on Monday and added an additional two sections. WTF???????

Also, *definitely* setting CollegeBoxes on fire.

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Priscilla said at 4:39 PM

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006



So apparently CollegeBoxes' records say that they delivered my stuff yesterday. That's interesting.

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Priscilla said at 9:17 AM

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Friday, September 08, 2006



CollegeBoxes claims to have found my stuff, but they also claimed that I would receive it before 5:30 yesterday evening. Still no word.

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Priscilla said at 10:35 AM

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Thursday, September 07, 2006



The less said about yesterday, the better. It certainly wasn't a bad day, but it was just peppered by a series of tiny disappointments, mitigated with enough happy that I don't feel justified in complaining, but which still really bug me.

CollegeBoxes is giving me the distinct impression that they're never going to find my stuff. It isn't dire, as practically everything I have identified as missing is replaceable, except for the Paul Kidby "Discworld Family Values" poster, autographed by Pterry himself. I'll just have to hope he comes back through Philly to promote Unseen Academicals or whatever comes next, as it's definitely not on the list for the Wintersmith tour.

My Physics professor, for some inexplicable reason, rescheduled our final exam for two hours after I was supposed to fly home for Christmas. I hope I can find a flight to replace it.

The Digital Figure Modeling class was cancelled, so I can't do my Independent Study. I'll try again in the Spring.

Looking over my CPG for something to replace said Independent Study, I realized that I'm still missing a Math elective, whereas I thought last semester would be my last Math class. Joy.

Though on the bright side, I won a promo code to download the Heroes pilot, and I just heard about Pan's Labyrinth, which looks totally awesome. And my booxes of books finally arrived, plus two of my course books from Amazon, which is being unusually slow for some reason.

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006



Back at Penn! For once, there was no plane drama. Instead, the great drama stemmed from CollegeBoxes storage service, which has temporarily misplaced my big tube containing all my posters, a suitcase full of clothes, and an enormous box full of odds and ends, including all my extension cords and surge protectors, my three-corner pillow, alarm clock, lamp, trash can, and some other stuff I can't remember. They also broke my fruit bowl and broke the glass on my framed image of Death. I've had fantastic service from them the previous two years, but this is not cool at all.

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