- Dischord of the Rings -- a hilarious epic poem about the most traumatic experience of my life
- Bad Poetry Collection -- an anthology of satirical poetry that would put William Topaz McGonagall to shame.
Dresden Files: (bookverse)
- Cold Comfort (NC-17) -- Harry Dresden looks for comfort after the death of a loved one. Daaaark. (spoilers through Proven Guilty)
- Quietus (PG) -- Everything comes to an end eventually. Harry/Murphy, in about 45 years. (spoilers through Proven Guilty)
- Where's My Daddy? (G) -- This is a story about reading a book about reading a book, which turns into a different book. But it all ends happily! Inspired by Terry Pratchett. Pure fluff, written to compensate for the darkness of the previous two fics. (spoilers through Proven Guilty)
- Fifty Sentences for Molly and Carlos (PG) -- The courtship of Molly Carpenter and Carlos Ramirez, in "fifty sentences" word-prompt style. (spoilers through White Night)
- Shiver Me Timbers (R) -- "This [The Boone Identity] couldn't be more shippy if Harry was Captain of the Spanish main and Murphy was a pirate queen." ... And thus, collaborative AU Pirate-themed Harry/Murphy cracksmut was born. No, I don't know what the hell we were on either. (spoilers through Blood Rites)
- The Very Secret Diary of Cheery Littlebottom -- cheap knockoff of Cassandra Claire's LOTR Secret Diaries. Chronicles the events of "Feet of Clay" through a slightly warped version of Cheery Littlebottom. (Discworld)
- The Very Secret Diary of Corporal Nobbs -- ditto, but the events of "The Fifth Elephant" with Nobby. (Discworld)
- The Very Secret Diary of Sybil Ramkin -- ditto, but "Men at Arms" with Sybil. (Discworld)
- The Very Secret Diary of Angua -- ditto, but with Angua. (Discworld)
- Top 5 UPenn Mascots That Would Be Worse Than What We Have Now
- Top 10 Reasons to be a HobbitLass -- A Pervy Hobbit Fancier's guide. (LotR)
- Top 50 Short Books Inspired by the Harry Potter Series -- God help us all. (Harry Potter)