So many girls talk about wanting to be elves, but they're so boring and histrionic. Dwarves are out, because chinfur is a total turn-off, and there's no point in being a human, because as there is apparently only ONE HUMAN FEMALE IN THE ENTIRETY OF MIDDLE EARTH, all men are clearly gay out of pure social necessity. So why not be a hobbit? Think of the advantages!

1. They have hairy feet and this is normal, so they probably aren't expected to shave their legs.
2. Huge feet are normal, and we wouldn't have to worry about finding big enough shoes because they don't wear shoes.
3. At least in the movie, they aren't incredibly beautiful on the most part, so we wouldn't feel inadequate in comparison to other hobbit women. And most hobbits don't get much interaction with the elves, so they won't know what they're missing, ha!
4. Nifty curly hair without apparent effort!
5. Hobbit women are generally taller than hobbit men, so we tall girls wouldn't have to worry about being taller than our hobbit boyfriends.
6. They aren't expected to be stick-thin.
7. Dude, who wouldn't want to live in the Shire? (Well, maybe the Shire with internet access.)
8. Hobbit kids are the cutest things since sliced bread.
9. Everyone is constantly bursting into song!
10. Tookland accents? Hold me back.