Today in Computer Science, I was struck by the startling realization that my Java professor's accent strongly reminds me of Firefly villain Adlai Niska. I kept imagining him saying "And if you forget the semicolon... your code, not so solid."

Fortunately, he's a really cool professor. He makes Hitchhiker's Guide references in class and puts "Don't Panic" in big, friendly letters on our midterms. So there's no mistaking him for a sadistic, evil, glorified thug. Jolly good.