More Physics Quotes:

Marcelina: See? The universe is made of spandex!

Me: No wonder Uranus is known as "where the sun don't shine."

Me: Pin = Pout! [ED: P_in = P_out] So if you're ever feeling sad, throw away all your sewing materials and you'll have nothing but smiles!
Marcelina: Dear God...

Loh: So we have an object floating in the Big Water Bucket o' Physics--
Scotti: Can it be a cookie? I don't want to use my imagination.
Me: Churches! Churches!
Me & Schlien: Very small rocks!

Loh: So the brownie has a magic quality to it that makes it float.
Me: It's an alien brownie!

Me: I don't think it'd be worth it to boil the sea.