Because I never keep my word regarding which book I'm going to read next, during English class today, I created an Untouchable and Unquestionable Reading List of Doom. And all that attempt to persuade me to change my mind will be hit with large sticks.

1. One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
   
2. I'm A Stranger Here Myself, Bill Bryson
   
3. Fellowship of the Ring, Tolkien
   
4. Tricky Business, Dave Barry
   
5. The Two Towers, Tolkien
   
6. Prey, Michael Crichton

I leave the rest open to future dispute. Now just watch me stick to this without falter. Just watch me. ::poses dramatically::